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Monday, February 27, 2012
3 Cell Phones
10 2 Chainz - Murder (Feat. Kreayshawn)
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17) "I'm ballin bitch, you stallin bitch, 3 cell phones and i still wont call a bitch" - Wale "Globetrotter" @ 2:11
12 - Tity Boi - Globetrotter (Feat. Wale)-RGF
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18) "We dont care if niggas locked out, we gonna ball all year, nigga know that" - Wale "Globetrotter" @ 3:19
12 - Tity Boi - Globetrotter (Feat. Wale)-RGF
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19) "But thats how good yo ass is...prolly make a gay nigga reconsida" - J Cole "Cant Get Enough" @ 0:20
j cole ft trey songz - cant get enough cdq
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20) "I'm about to go HAM" - Kanye West "HAM" @ 1:20
Redux: The Best Films Of 2011
So here's my redo list of the ten best films of the terrible year that was 2011.
10) Moneyball
9) The Descendants
8) Larry Crowne
7) X-Men: First Class
6) 50/50
5) Paranormal Activity 3
4) The Artist
3) Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
2) Drive
1) Young Adult
In terms of both enjoyability and quality of the movie making process Drive is probably the better movie but I just enjoyed Young Adult so damn much. I saw Drive once it came to DVD and once it got a lot of hype online whereas I saw Young Adult in theaters on its opening weekend. If I saw Drive in theaters it would probably be my #1 selection but Young Adult is my personal favorite.
After Jason Reitman's last project, Up In The Air lost steam as the perennial favorite in 2009 eventually losing all Oscars to The Hurt Locker, the crew of Young Adult tried to calculate release dates of the film as well as choosing not to enter it into film festivals such as Cannes because they determined that it is films that come out of nowhere and peak at the right time that win Best Picture. The last three Best Picture Oscar winners- The Artist, The King's Speech, and The Hurt Locker- are prime examples of this. But in doing so YA shot itself in the foot and ended up getting no Oscar nominations. I believe that if the film had gone about doing what it normally does then at minimum it would have been like Up In The Air where at least if it is not going to get any Oscar wins it will at least get Oscar nominations.
I think history will not be kind to Young Adult and that in ten years we will collectively determine that the best film of 2011 was Drive and I won't throw up a huge fight with them, but I will stand by my original selection of Young Adult
How Well Did I Predict The Oscars?
What I Said: The Artist
What Won: The Artist
CORRECT
BEST DIRECTOR
What I Said: Michel Hazavanicius (The Artist)
Who Won: Michel Hazavanicius (The Artist)
CORRECT
BEST ACTOR
What I Said: Jean Dujardin (The Artist)
Who Won: Jean Dujandin (The Artist)
CORRECT
BEST ACTRESS
What I Said: Viola Davis (The Help)
Who Won: Meryl Streep (The Iron Lady)
INCORRECT
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
What I Said: Christopher Plummer (Beginners)
Who Won: Christopher Plummer (Beginners)
CORRECT
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
What I Said: Octavia Spencer (The Help)
Who Won: Octavia Spencer (The Help)
CORRECT
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
What I Said: Woody Allen (Midnight In Paris)
Who Won: Woody Allen (Midnight In Paris)
CORRECT
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
What I Said: Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, and Jim Rash (The Descendants)
Who Won: Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, and Jim Rash (The Descendants)
CORRECT
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
What I Said: Emmanuel Lubezki (The Tree Of Life)
Who Won: Robert Richardson (Hugo)
INCORRECT
BEST VISUAL EDITING
What I Said: The Artist
What Won: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
INCORRECT
BEST ANIMATED FILM
What I Said: Rango
What Won: Rango
CORRECT
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
What I Said: Iran, A Separation
What Won: Iran, A Separation
CORRECT
BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
What I Said: Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory
What Won: Undefeated
INCORRECT
BEST ORIGINAL SONG
What I Said: Bret McKenzie "Man Or Muppet" (The Muppets)
Who Won: Bret McKenzie "Man Or Muppet" (The Muppets)
CORRECT
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
What I Said: Ludovic Bource (The Artist)
What Won: Ludovic Bource (The Artist)
CORRECT
BEST SOUND MIXING
What I Said: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
What Won: Hugo
INCORRECT
BEST SOUND EDITING
What I Said: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
What Won: Hugo
INCORRECT
BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT
What I Said: Saving Face
What Won: Saving Face
CORRECT
BEST ANIMATED SHORT
What I Said: The Fantastic Books Of Morris Lessmore
What Won: The Fantastic Books Of Morris Lessmore
CORRECT
BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT
What I Said: Raju
What Won: The Shore
INCORRECT
BEST MAKE UP
What I Said: The Iron Lady
What Won: The Iron Lady
CORRECT
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
What I Said: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part II
What Won: Hugo
INCORRECT
BEST COSTUME DESIGN
What I Said: Hugo
What Won: The Artist
INCORRECT
BEST ART DIRECTION
What I Said: Hugo
What Won: Hugo
CORRECT
Main Categories: 7/8
Visual Categories: 2/6
Sound Categories: 2/4
The "Short" Categories: 2/3
The Other Full Length Features: 2/3
OVERALL: 62.5% (15/24)
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Redux: Who Will Win The 2012 Oscars?
As always I will break up these "winners" into three categories. First, who I think will actually win The Oscar for a particular category. Second, who I think SHOULD win based based off of the ACTUAL Oscar nominations. Third, who I think SHOULD win based upon every movie that was released in 2011.
BEST PICTURE
What Will Win: The Artist
What Should Win (Actual Nomination): The Artist
What Should Win (Every Movie): Young Adult
NOTE: Drive is probably the better overall film and is #2 on my year end list, but I just love Young Adult
BEST DIRECTOR
Who Will Win: Michael Hazanavicius (The Artist)
Who Should Win (Actual Nomination): Martin Scorsese (Hugo)
Who Should Win (Every Movie): Nicholas Winding Refn (Drive)
BEST ACTOR
Who Will Win: Jean Dujarian (The Artist)
Who Should Win (Actual Nomination): Brad Pitt (Moneyball)
Who Should Win (Every Movie): Ryan Gosling (Drive/The Ides Of March/Crazy, Stupid, Love)
BEST ACTRESS
Who Will Win: Viola Davis (The Help)
Who Should Win (Actual Nomination): N/A
Who Should Win (Every Movie): Charlize Theron (Young Adult)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Who Will Win: Christopher Plummer (Beginners)
Who Should Win (Actual Nomination): Nick Nolte (Warrior)
Who Should Win (Every Movie): Andy Serkis (Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes)
SIDENOTE: Shout out to Patton Oswalt (Young Adult) who would be #2 on my list
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Who Will Win: Octavia Spencer (The Help)
Who Should Win (Actual Nomination): Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids)
Who Should Win (Every Movie): Shailene Woodley (The Descendants)
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Who Will Win: Woody Allen (Midnight In Paris)
Who Should Win (Actual Nomination): Annie Mumulo and Kristen Wiig (Bridesmaids)
Who Should Win: Diablo Cody (Young Adult)
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Who Will Win: Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash (The Descendants)
Who Should Win (Actual Nomination): Steve Zaillian, Aaron Sorkin, Stan Chervin (Moneyball)
Who Should Win (Every Movie): Steve Zaillian, Aaron Sorkin, Stan Chervin (Moneyball)
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Who Will Win: Emmanuel Lubezki (The Tree Of Life)
Who Should Win (Actual Nominations): N/A
Who Should Win (Every Movie): Newton Thomas Sigel (Drive)
ANIMATED FEATURE FILM: Rango
ANIMATED SHORT: The Fantastic Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore
FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: Iran, A Separation
SONG: Man Or Muppet
SCORE: The Artist
ART DIRECTION: Hugo
COSTUME DESIGN: Hugo
MAKE UP: The Iron Lady
DOCUMENTARY: Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory
BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT: Saving Face
LIVE ACTION SHORT: Raju
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II
BEST EDITING: The Artist
SOUND MIXING: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
SOUND EDITING: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
The Oscar Races
Emmanuel Lubezki (The Tree Of Life) vs. N/A
I think Best Cinematography is the most underrated award the Academy offers up. The average movie goer doesn't realize how important cinematography is to a movie and for those of you who don't know, a cinematographers job is to determine the look of the film. He literally sits behind the camera and is the main person filming the movie. Now the director has some say in what the cinematographer shoots and, generally speaking, the two work together. However, how a movie looks to you is because of the cinematographer.
The Tree Of Life is a critics darling and while I will never see it because it looks boring as shit, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, says that at minimum it's beautifully shot and just looks amazing.
Not only does (I'm sure) the film look good, as I said, very few people actually know what their looking for or know what they're doing when they talk about cinematography, it makes it tough for the average Academy member to vote on this category. That's why really the only people who vote on cinematography are cinematographers and those within the guild (The American Society of Cinematographers) are really the only ones who vote for this award. And the ASC this year voted Lubezki as the best cinematographer of the year and I expect they'll do the same when it comes to the Oscars.
WINNER: Emmanuel Lubezki
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Woody Allen (Midnight In Paris) vs. N/A
Leading up to the Oscar nominations, Allen was not only nominated for writing Midnight In Paris but he had won all the writing awards. Allen won the Golden Globe for writing Midnight (the Globes don't make a distinction between original and adapted screenplay) and won the Critics Choice for Best Original Screenplay. But then the Oscar nominations came out and that is when we saw how much the Academy REALLY loved Allen. Midnight In Paris was also nominated for Best Picture and Allen received another nomination for Best Director. Since the Oscar nominations came out the Writers Guild of America awarded Allen with Best Original Screenplay.
Midnight In Paris won't win any other major Oscar but I guarantee Woody Allen will get an Oscar this year for his screenplay
WINNER: Woody Allen (Midnight In Paris)
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, and Jim Rash (The Descendants) vs. Steve Zaillian, Aaron Sorkin, and Stan Chevrin (Moneyball)
I think The Descendants is the full on favorite but I wouldn't be surprised if Moneyball wins as I would be if Woody Allen or Emmanuel Lubezki loses.
Payne, Faxon, and Rash have won the WGA for Best Adapted Screenplay but Zaillian, Sorkin, and Chevrin won that same award at the Critics Choice Awards and neither won the Golden Globes for Best Screenplay (that went to Woody Allen, see: above).
However, The Descendants have all the momentum as the WGA win is more important for their Oscar chances than a Critics Choice win is. Not only are members of the WGA members of the Academy who also vote on Oscars (something movie critics do not) but the WGA win came out later than the Critics Choice win.
The Academy honored Moneyball with 6 nominations and The Descendants with 5 so it clearly likes both films just as equally and I think Aaron Sorkin and Steve Zaillian are both extremely well received in the writing world (each has an Oscar for screenplay writing) but I think this is Alexander Payne and The Descendants year.
WINNER: Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash (The Descendants)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Octavia Spencer (The Help) vs. Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids)
OK, realistically this is absolutely Spencer's award. She won the Critics Choice, The Golden Globe, and the SAG award for Best Supporting Actress for her role as Minny Jackson in The Help. I just want to give McCarthy love not only because she was excellent in Bridesmaids but Hollywood now loves McCarthy. McCarthy won the Emmy for her role in the television show Mike and Molly mainly because she in now a bona fide movie star. I wouldn't be shocked if she is able to ride this wave of fame to an Oscar win but I think here the nomination is the win.
WINNER: Octavia Spencer (The Help)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Christopher Plummer (Beginners) vs. N/A
Albert Brooks was the best person to dethrone a Plummer win for his role in Drive, but since he (shamefully) did not even get nominated, this award absolutely belongs to Plummer. Plummer won the Critics Choice, SAG, and Golden Globes and 15 other awards (like the San Diego Critics Choice Awards) for Best Actor In A Supporting Role. The only other actor to win more for Best Supporting Actor wins was Albert Brooks (he won 17). Not only was Brooks amazing in Drive (SIDENOTE: Everyone associated with Drive got fucked by the Academy- it didn't get nominated for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Cinematography, Best Actor, or Best Original Screenplay) but the Oscars have in recent years traditionally given awards to the great bad guys of film like Javier Bardem in No Country For Old Men, Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight, and Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds. However, the closest thing to a bad guy out of the five nominations in 2012 in Nick Nolte in Warrior- and he's just a shitty dad. Christopher Plummer does deserve an Oscar for his life time of work but in the context of this one year, I would have liked to seen Albert Brooks at least have a chance to win this award. Or Patton Oswalt for his amazing work in Young Adult. Or really Andy Serkis for being Caesar in Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes.
WINNER: Christopher Plummer (Beginners)
BEST ACTRESS
Viola Davis (The Help) vs. Meryl Streep (The Iron Lady)
Again, another award that is realistically not up for debate and is not a contest. Meryl Streep always has a shot at winning an Oscar because she is Meryl effing Streep but this is Viola Davis' award. Streep won the Golden Globe but Davis won the Critics Choice award and the more important SAG award.
What also helps Davis is that people and Oscar voters have not only seen The Help, but loved The Help. I'm not quite sure how many of them have actually seen The Iron Lady and liked it and I'm under the suspicion that the Academy only gave Streep her nomination just because she is Meryl effing Streep.
WINNER: Viola Davis (The Help)
BEST ACTOR
George Clooney (The Descendants) vs. Jean Dujardin (The Artist)
This is the hardest main award to predict. Two weeks ago I would have said Clooney had this in the bag but now, it's a legit coin flip who I think will win. If I were a betting man this is absolutely a stay away.
Before the Oscar nominations even came out I thought this was Clooney's award to lose. Hollywood LOVES and I mean has a full on hard on for Clooney and he won the Critics Choice for Best Actor as well as won a Golden Globe for his role in The Descendants. Clooney always makes great speeches and he has never won an Oscar for Best Actor In A Leading Role (His acting Oscar win was for Syriana and that was a supporting role).
But what I missed and stupidly overlooked was that Jean Dujardian also won a Golden Globe for his role in The Artist. Clooney won for his role in a Drama whereas Dujardin won his for in role in a Comedy or Musical (which is silly because The Artist is really neither).
Then came the SAG awards came out and even though The Artist didn't win Outstanding Performance By A Cast (we'll get to that later) Dujardin did win and beat out Clooney for Best Actor.
And if there's anything Hollywood loves more than George Clooney, it's itself. And that's a huge appeal Dujardin and The Artist has (that and it is actually a good movie). So what does Hollywood do? Vote for George Clooney or itself?
WINNER: Jean Dujardin (The Artist)
BEST DIRECTOR
Michael Hazanavicius (The Artist) vs. Martin Scorsese (Hugo)
Hazanavicius has the DGA win and the Critics Choice win working for him but the fact that Marty won the Golden Globe and has an impossible name to say or spell working against him.
The Artist could easily sweep the Oscars this year and it will be lead by winning Best Director but Martin Scorsese is like Meryl Streep, he can never be counted out. The thing working for Scorsese is that he keeps getting screwed year in and year out at the Academys. He lost directing Oscars for directing some of cinemas greats like Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, and Goodfellas. Now the Oscars made it up to him by (finally) honoring him with the award in 2006 for The Departed but the Academy still owes a lot more to Scorsese. Another thing working for Marty is that he probably did the best job in terms of directing this year. I was bored to death by Hugo but that was more of a script problem than a directing problem.
What Hazanavicius has going for him is that out of all the films that got Oscar nominations (which basically just includes Young Adult and Drive) he directed the best one.
WINNER: Michael Hazanavicius (The Artist)
BEST PICTURE
The Artist vs. The Help vs. The Descendants
The last time a film won Best Picture but did not win Best Director was in 2005 when Crash won Best Picture yet Ang Lee won Best Director for Brokeback Mountain and has only happened one other time since 2001.
A lot of the reason I think Hazanavicius will win Best Director is because I believe The Artist will win Best Picture. Not only did The Artist win the PGA, the Critics Choice Award, and its Golden Glove nomination but it's actually a good film. The only reason I went in to see The Artist was because it was the Oscar front runner and I went in thinking it was going to be elitist garbage. I came out really enjoying the film. In this terrible, awful, no good year for movies, The Artists shines above the rest. Sure its partially by default but a win's a win.
What The Help has going for it is 1) No backlash like what The Artist has 2) Both average movie goers and Hollywood loved The Help and 3) It won and beat out The Artist for Best Acting Ensamble at the Screen Actors Guild eerily reminding us of 2005 when Brokeback Mountain was the clear favorite and then Crash won at the SAG awards and then (rightfully) stunned the world by winning the Oscar for Best Picture. Like 2011, 2005 was also a pretty bad year for films making it easier for an upset.
What The Help has working against it though is that it wasn't even nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay or Best Director. Paul Haggis received a nomination for both writing and directing Crash in 2005. It's hard to say you are the best movie of the year when you are both not well directed or well written. What The Help also has working against it is that a SAG win doesn't really mean all that much. In 2006, Little Miss Sunshine won the SAG award for Best Acting Ensemble when Babel was the favorite at the time yet lost the Oscar to The Departed and in 2009 when Up In The Air was the favorite and Inglourious Basterds won Best Cast at the SAG awards yet The Hurt Locker won the Academy Award for Best Picture. Both Inglourious Basterds and Up In The Air had lost steam by the time The Academy's rolled around. The Artist has not.
The Descendants still technically has a chance and has a better chance than Hugo and Moneyball and Tree Of Life and the rest of the field because it won at The Golden Globes but I still will be super surprised to see it win Best Picture. I can foresee a The Artist backlash and if it does then The Descendants will remain supreme but I wouldn't bet on it.
WINNER: The Artist
The Best Year For Movies In The Past 25 Years
There are always going to be crap movies released every single year. I do not think it would be fair to compare years with their worst movies. Rather, I think it is best to compare years based upon their best movies of the year and what critics and The Academy thinks are the best moves of the year. The worst movies of the year stay constant, the best movies do not.
Here is my list for the top ten best years for movies in the last 25 years:
1) 1994
BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR: The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, The Lion King, Leon: The Professional, Quiz Show, True Lies, Dumb and Dumber, Speed
MOVIES ON GOI'S LIST: 3
2) 1999
BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR: The Matrix, The Sixth Sense, American Beauty, Fight Club, Magnolia, The Green Mile, Being John Malkovich, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut, For Love Of The Game
MOVIES ON GOI'S LIST: 2
3) 2010
BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR: Inception, The Social Network, The King's Speech, Kick Ass, The Fighter, Black Swan, Toy Story 3
MOVIES ON GOI'S LIST: 1
4) 2005
BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR: Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Spiderman II, Sideways, Million Dollar Baby, Hotel Rwanda, Ray, Closer, The Incredibles, Collateral, Super Size Me
MOVIES ON GOI'S LIST: 0
5) 2008
BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR: The Dark Knight, Wall-E, In Bruges, The Wrestler, Slumdog Millionaire, Frost/Nixon, Tropic Thunder, Iron Man, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Stepbrothers
MOVIES ON GOI'S LIST: 2
6) 1997
BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR: Good Will Hunting, L.A. Confidential, Wag The Dog, Boogie Nights, Men In Black, Air Force One, Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery, Donnie Brasco
MOVIES ON GOI'S LIST: 1
NOTE: Fuck Titanic!
7) 2002
BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR: Minority Report, Road To Perdition, Catch Me If You Can, Gangs Of New York, The Pianist, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, The Ring, 8 Mile, Spiderman
MOVIES ON GOI'S LIST: 0
8) 1995
BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR: Se7en, Toy Story, GoldenEye, The Usual Suspects, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Braveheart, 12 Monkeys, Casino, Leaving Las Vegas, Babe, Clueless
MOVIES ON GOI'S LIST: 1
9) 2000
BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR: Requiem For A Dream, Mullholland Drive, Gladiator, Traffic, Erin Brokovich, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Cast Away, Almost Famous
MOVIES ON GOI'S LIST: 1
10) 1988
BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR: Die Hard, Big, Rain Man, Mississippi Burning, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Coming To America
MOVIES ON GOI'S LIST: 1
Coming up with this top ten list was really hard and I had trouble coming up with the correct order. I think I finally got this list to where I like it (for now). I would probably kill myself if I had to go further with this list. That means I'm not going to write (at least not right now) the worst years for movies. But if I did, I am confident 2011 would be somewhere in the top 5. As of right now, in no particular order, here is my top four worst years for movies of the past 25 years: 1987, 1989, 2007, and 2011.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Final Lists For The 25 Greatest Movies Of The Past 25 Years
25) Lock, Stock, And Two Smocking Barrels (1998)
24) The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009)
23) Back To The Future Part II (1989)
22) For Love Of The Game (1999)
21) In Bruges (2008)
20) Mullholland Drive (2000)
19) Saving Private Ryan (1998)
18) Jurassic Park (1993)
17) Casino Royale (2006)
16) My Cousin Vinny (1992)
15) Superbad (2007)
14) The Rock (1996)
13) Inception (2010)
12) Terminator II: Judgment Day (1991)
11) Toy Story (1995)
10) Good Will Hunting (1997)
9) Forrest Gump (1994)
8) Die Hard (1988)
7) Goodfellas (1990)
6) The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
5) The Dark Knight (2008)
4) The Departed (2006)
3) Inglourious Basterds (2009)
2) The Matrix (1999)
1) Pulp Fiction (1994)
Adam Kaplan's Final List
25) Saw (2004)
24) Mean Girls (2004)
23) My Cousin Vinny (1992)
22) The Social Network (2010)
21) The Sixth Sense (1999)
20) Inglourious Basterds (2009)
19) Inception (2010)
18) Sin City (2005)
17) Wall-E (2008)
16) Taken (2008)
15) Se7en (1995)
14) The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
13) Terminator II: Judgment Day (1991)
12) Forrest Gump (1994)
11) Stepbrothers (2009)
10) Saving Private Ryan (1998)
9) Good Will Hunting (1997)
8) Toy Story (1995)
7) Requiem For A Dream (2000)
6) Pulp Fiction (1994)
5) Superbad (2007)
4) Die Hard (1988)
3) The Matrix (1999)
2) The Dark Knight (2008)
1) The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
David "MVP" Eckstein's Final List
25) Schindler's List (1993)
24) Wall-E (2008)
23) Trainspotting (1996)
22) Spiderman II (2004)
21) Children Of Men (2006)
20) Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
19) Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
18) The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)
17) Match Point (2005)
16) Mystic River (2003)
15) The Pianist (2002)
14) Terminator II: Judgment Day (1991)
13) Spirited Away (2001)
12) The Matrix (1999)
11) Jurassic Park (1993)
10) Toy Story (1995)
9) Inglourious Basterds (2009)
8) Pulp Fiction (1994)
7) Goodfellas (1990)
6) Inception (2010)
5) The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
4) The Departed (2006)
3) The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009)
2) The Dark Knight (2008)
1) Mullholland Drive (2000)
Cubsfan4evr's Final List
25) The Fugitive (1993)
24) The Italian Job (2003)
23) The Blind Side (2009)
22) Remember The Titans (2000)
21) Terminator II: Judgment Day (1991)
20) The Matrix (1999)
19) As Good As It Gets (1997)
18) The Hunt For Red October (1990)
17) Deep Impact (1998)
16) The American President (1995)
15) Pulp Fiction (1994)
14) Good Will Hunting (1997)
13) Catch Me If You Can (2002)
12) Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
11) Apollo 13 (1995)
10) Con Air (1997)
9) The Rock (1996)
8) Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
7) The King's Speech (2010)
6) Mr. Holland's Opus (1995)
5) The Prophet (1999)
4) Forrest Gump (1994)
3) The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
2) Inglourious Basterds (2009)
1) For Love Of The Game (1999)
The Bright One's Final List
25) Major League (1989)
24) Vegas Vacation (1997)
23) Ocean's Eleven (2001)
22) Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
21) Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
20) There Will Be Blood (2007)
19) Sin City (2005)
18) Edward Scissorhands (1990)
17) Dumb And Dumber (1995)
16) Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
15) The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
14) Superbad (2007)
13) The Departed (2006)
12) Field Of Dreams (1989)
11) Home Alone (1990)
10) Casino Royale (2006)
9) Die Hard (1988)
8) Titanic (1997)
7) Forrest Gump (1994)
6) Terminator II: Judgment Day (1991)
5) The Matrix (1999)
4) Speed (1994)
3) The Rock (1996)
2) Good Will Hunting (1997)
1) Back To The Future II (1989)
Daniel Bennett's Final List
25) The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009)
24) Forrest Gump (1994)
23) Scream (1996)
22) Mean Girls (2004)
21) The Social Network (2010)
20) The Lion King (1994)
19) Se7en (1995)
18) The Sixth Sense (1999)
17) Aladdin (1992)
16) Batman (1989)
15) My Cousin Vinny (1992)
14) Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
13) Taken (2008)
12) Remember The Titans (2000)
11) Men In Black (1997)
10) Inglourious Basterds (2009)
9) The Departed (2006)
8) Toy Story (1995)
7) Inception (2010)
6) Die Hard (1988)
5) Pulp Fiction (1994)
4) The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)
3) The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
2) The Dark Knight (2008)
1) Goodfellas (1990)
Bryan Hernandez's Final List
25-11 (in no particular order)
- Full Metal Jacket (1987)
- Snatch (2000)
- Gangs Of New York (2002)
- UHF (1989)
- Ocean's Eleven (2001)
- The Addams Family (1991)
- Big Fish (2003)
- I Love You Philip Morris (2009)
- Get Shorty (1995)
- Inglourious Basterds (2009)
- Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
- Green Street Hooligans (2005)
- Saving Private Ryan (1998)
- Moulin Rogue (2001)
- Lethal Weapon (1987)
10) Jurassic Park (1993)
9) Casino Royale (2006)
8) Pulp Fiction (1994)
7) Goodfellas (1990)
6) My Cousin Vinny (1992)
5) The Matrix (1999)
4) The Departed (2006)
3) Gladiator (2000)
2) Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
1) In Bruges (2008)
Adam Kaplan's Best Movies From Each Of The 25 Years
1987: Full Metal Jacket (Stanley Kubrick)
1988: Die Hard (John McTiernan)
1989: Batman (Tim Burton)
1990: Goodfellas (Martin Scorsese)
1991: The Silence Of The Lambs (Jonathan Demme)
1992: My Cousin Vinny (Jonathan Lynn)
1993: Schindler's List (Steven Spielberg)
1994: The Shawshank Redemption (Frank Darabont)
1995: Toy Story (John Lasseter)
1996: Fargo (Joel Coen)
1997: Good Will Hunting (Gus Van Sant)
1998: Saving Private Ryan (Steven Spielberg)
1999: The Matrix (Andy and Lana Wachowski)
2000: Requiem For A Dream (Darren Aronofsky)
2001: Memento (Christopher Nolan)
2002: Minority Report (Steven Spielberg)
2003: Mystic River (Clint Eastwood)
2004: Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (Michel Gondry)
2005: Sin City (Robert Rodriguez)
2006: Little Miss Sunshine (Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris)
2007: There Will Be Blood (Paul Thomas Anderson)
2008: The Dark Knight (Christopher Nolan)
2009: Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarantino)
2010: Inception (Christopher Nolan)
2011: Young Adult (Jason Reitman)
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Wrap Up For GOI's 25 Movies 25 Years Special
For a complete list and a review for all of the movies you can either hit the link of the left side of the page to see all 25 films or you can search "25 Greatest Movies Of The Past 25 Years" or you can hit the Label with the same title.
Now that the 25 List has been completed here are some things I have noticed:
- This list does not include either Titanic or any of the Lord Of The Rings flicks. Only one author put Titanic on his list and only one other author put any of the LOTR flicks on his list (The Fellowship Of The Ring). I'm very pleased neither of these films made it on GOI's list. These are movies that seem to make it on everybody else's list and I'm glad to report they did not make it on our list.
- No David Fincher film made this list. That's good because Fight Club is overrated and I'm glad to not see that film on the list (Re-watch the film a second time after knowing the twist and tell me it makes sense). However, I am saddened because Se7en and The Social Network were amazing yet did not make the list.
- There is no film that all six of the voters put on their list. Three movies (#1- Pulp Fiction, #2- The Matrix, and #3- Inglourious Basterds) were voted on by five of the six authors.
- No movie starring Tom Cruise made this list. Part of the reason is because most of his great movies like Risky Business and Top Gun were made before 1987 and the other part of the reason is that his best movies since 1987 were good just not good enough. That is not to say he's made bad movies in the past 25 years it is just that when you limit yourself to only 25 flicks, Cruise films like Minority Report, A Few Good Men, Mission: Impossible, Magnolia, and Collateral are really good but just fell short.
- The actor that had the most film on this list was Tom Hanks with 3 (Forrest Gump, Toy Story, and Saving Private).
- Robert Zemeckis (Back To The Future Part II, Forrest Gump), Steven Spielberg (Saving Private Ryan, Jurassic Park), Martin Scorsese (Goodfellas, The Departed), Christopher Nolan (Inception, The Dark Knight) and Quentin Tarantino (Inglourious Basterds, Pulp Fiction) all tied for first with 2 movies each on this list
Monday, February 13, 2012
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Luol Deng Makes His First All Star Game
His defense can also not be underrated. He can guard so many 2's or 3's and keep with the top shooter's in the game. Now under his second year under Tom Thibodeau he has really come into his own. With all the nagging injuries that he experienced early on in his career behind him, the mentorship of a good coach has had a endless impact on Deng (and Rose for that matter).
Converse "React Juice" Shoes
No one knew if the juice was toxic or not as Tim Legler discussed on the podcast. He started wearing the shoe during the 1995 season when he received a shipment of them. In a preseason game there was an incident where Danny Ferry’s “React Juice” Shoes started leaking and they had to stop the game and clean it up. They thought it was an isolated incident and only one defected pair. Then during a practice in the 1995 season when Tim Legler was wearing the "React Juice" Shoes, it started leaking and almost injured teammate Chris Webber. Webber did a split because the juice was all over the court. They stopped the practice when Legler realized his shoes were leaking. Eventually the shoes had to be recalled.
You can check out Pictures of Converse "React Juice" Shoes.
#1- Pulp Fiction (1994)
Who's List Was This On
- Dan Bennett: #5
- Adam Kaplan: #6
- Bryan Hernandez: #8
- David "MVP" Eckstein: #8
- Cubsfan4ever1: #15
Directed By; Quentin Tarantino
Written By: Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Uma Thurman, Ving Rhames, Christopher Walken, Eric Roth, Amanda Plummer, and Harvey Keitel
The Plot
The lives of two mob hit met (Travolta and Jackson), a boxer (Willis), a gangster's wife (Thurman), and a pair of dinner bandits (Roth and Plummer) intertwine in four tales of violence and redemption.
Why This Movie Is Great
Pulp n.This is the title card that first appears when the film starts and if you have to explain what Pulp Fiction is really all about, this is what you should tell them.
1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass of matter
2. A magazine or book containing lurid subject matter and being characteristically printed on rough, unfinished paper
American Heritage Dictionary
New College Edition
Quentin Tarantino has a special place in not only the hearts of the GOI authors as his films holds both the #1 spot as well as the #3 spot as the best movies within the past 25 years but also a special place in the hearts of this generation and Americana.
As I mentioned in my Inglourious Basterds post, it is extremely difficult to explain why Tarantino films are so great. However, I think the real reason is because Tarantino's vision is just so unique and wonderful. Tarantino creates great three dimensional characters with such amazing dialogue and has amazing action to go along with it. Tarantino is such a brilliant storyteller that you are enthralled with his films from beginning to end.
What makes Pulp Fiction so amazing though is Tarantino's vision of messing with time and space. He revolutionized script writing. Not only is Tarantino able to tell you all these complex stories with a huge cast but he's able to take you in a wild ride without you knowing where exactly you are. It is not until you see the film for a few times that you can accurately take each scene and place it where it correctly goes chronologically.
Other Notes
- Pulp Fiction is all about perception. Nobody sees the same exact event the same exact way. That's why the conversation between Pumpkin (Roth) and Hunny Bunny (Plummer) are purposefully not the same words in the beginning of the film as they are at the end of the film even though it's portraying the exact same event.
- Many have speculated what is in the suitcase Vincent (Travolta) and Jules (Jackson) go to collect. The most common theory is that it's Marcellus Wallace's (Rhames) soul. The theory goes that when the Devil takes your soul he takes it through the back of your head which helps explain why there is a band aid on the back of Marcellus' head and why the code to open up the suitcase is "666". Here's the thing: It does not matter what is in the suitcase. It's a MacGuffin - like the money taken in the beginning of Psycho. It doesn't mean anything except gives the gangsters a reason to be in the apartment to begin with. If Tarantino wanted you to know what's in the suitcase, he would have showed the viewers.
- Speaking of this scene, Jules is having a conversation with Brett. This is the main guy he's talking to in this scene (Do they speak English in What?). During this scene he asks Brett what Vincent asks him earlier about why the Quarter Pounder is called a Royale With Cheese in France. Brett responds "Because of the metric system?" which causes Jules to say "Check out the big brain on Brad!". Many people claim that Jules calling Brett "Brad" is another example of changed perceptions but I always took it as Jules just not giving a fuck. He's going into some dude's apartment to kill them and take a suitcase and he doesn't actually care what people's names are or if he even heard Brett say his name at all.
The Two Sides Of Dennis Haysbert
Friday, February 10, 2012
Preparing for Fantasy Basketball 2011-2012
I don't go in depth on every player and why I like them, but it's a number of things taken into account. Here are the main things I look at:
1) Where they are being drafted or bought in an auction league. Value is one the main things I look at and where you can get the best value, early and late in a draft.
2) Well rounded players that can help you in as many areas as possible. As we get down the list and more to late fliers they more get more one dimensional, but for the value and potential they are worth it.
These were players I was targeting in the pre-season and as you can see I was right on some, missed on others so far who may turn it around, and some are injured for the season. Players you should or try to trade for:
1. Kevin Durant (OKC)- A MVP candidate and worth taking number one overall or buying in an auction league if you had the chance. This is an player you build a team around.
2. Russell Westbrook (OKC) – When it comes to PG he doesn’t have the health risk that Chris Paul seems to have or the bad FG % that Rajon Rondo has even though Rondo does so much else well. Westbrook is an elite PG you can build your team around.
3. Deron Williams (NJ)- Along with Westbrook, Williams can be a elite PG to build your team around. He has potential to take it to that next level and be a top 10 player, but always seems to disappoint in that regards. This year he has been asked to do too much and his FG% has been suffering, but helping your team in all of the other areas he always does if you have him.
4. Al Horford (ATL)- Out for the season which hurts me because I drafted him on all my teams. I was building my teams around Horford and expecting a big season.
5. LaMarcus Aldridge (POR)- Having a great season, and I would have rated him higher if it wasn’t for TBO pointing out his recently diagnosed heart condition to me which hasn’t effect him.
6. Blake Griffin (LAC)- I loved the value here because I was surprised he was being drafted as late as he was for how he finished last year.
7. Eric Gordon (LAC)- Shooting guard is very weak so I was very big season out of Eric Gordon. He is a very efficient scorer and going to be the best player on the team, but injuries have derailed his season.
8. David Lee (GS)- I was expecting a rebound season.
9. Rajon Rondo – A down year for the man who is always a leader in assist and steals.
10. Serge Ibaka (OKC)- He could be the best shot blocker in the league and I thought he would take it to that next level on offense, but with inconsistent minutes that hasn’t happened.
11. Brook Lopez (NJ)- He was my second round pick last year who majorly disappointed me. I loved the value for where he was falling this year, but with him missing so much time to injuries it is not good in this shortened season. If you can pick him up on waivers then you should do that ASAP.
12. Kevin Martin (HOU)- As I mentioned SG is very shallow and he is the second best option after Gordon, but turned out to be the safest.
13. Zach Randolph (MEM)- He has been my sleeper for the last few years because I was able to get him in the 4th or 5th round, but now he finally was getting recognition for being as good as he is. Another guy on my list hit by injuries.
14. Andre Iguodala (PHI)- He does a little of everything. After the marquee small forwards he is the best option.
15. Jrue Holiday (PHI)- I was big on him and Lowry, but was bigger on him when I was forced to choose. Rarely was I able to draft both of them and a marquee point guard. Only in my dreams!
16. Kyle Lowry (HOU)- He has been in the league for a few years, but looked like he was ready to break out this season given a chance and he did.
17. Greg Monroe (DET)- A young center who hasn’t disappointed. He is averaging a double double, and passes the ball well for a big man. He also helps is steals.
18. Marcin Gortat (PHO)- Also having a good season and block shots.
19. Channing Frye (PHO)- A disappointing season and is you can try to unload him if doesn’t look like he will rebound in the second half.
20. Mike Conley, Jr. (MEM)- He is having a strong season and helps in all the typical point guard categories.
21. Danilo Gallinari (DEN)- He just had an injury which will cost him a month, but he was having a monster season and a top 5 player before the injury. He started coming into his own this season as a elite efficient scorer.
22. Marc Gasol (MEM)- Right now he is the second best fantasy center. Besides for averaging a double double he passes well and blocks shots.
23. Tyreke Evans (SAC)- For where he was being drafted he is having a nice season, but he didn’t improve like I thought he could. It looks like what we see is what we get with Tyreke Evans.
24. Andrew Bogut (MIL)- Injuries seem to plague him every year which is why he was ranked as low as he was, and this year is no different. Before his injury this year, he was on pace for a big season carrying your team.
25. JaVale McGee (WAS)- A great value for where he was drafted. He will anchor your team is blocks and help in rebounds.
26. Andray Blatche (WAS)-Talk about bust. This is the last year I will ever be high on him. I am officially off the Andray Blatche bandwagon.
27. Ty Lawson (DEN)- A very good season in his second year.
28. Wesley Matthews (POR)- He reminded me as a cheap man’s version of Danilo Gallinari. Having a very good season.
29. Hedo Turkoglu (ORL)- After the few other small forwards I have on this list there aren’t many I like and he was being drafted very late so I liked the low risk.
30. Luis Scola (HOU)- Scola is always solid, but not this year.
31. Roy Hibbert (IND)- There was several centers I liked this year and Hibbert was one of them. He didn’t disappoint making the All star team.
32. Darren Collison (IND)- I drafted him last year over Westbrook and it didn’t work out. Towards the end of last season he seemed to learn his role on the team under his new coach so I liked him again this year.
33. Michael Beasley (MIN)
34. Jose Calderon (TOR)- I like Calderon every year if nothing else for the assist’s.
35. Anderson Varejao (CLE)- Every team need’s a go to need a go to man and I thought it could be Varejao having some help in rookie Kyle Irving. Varejao has been good, especially for the late pickup.
36. Paul George (IND)- I liked the potential of George as a scorer and slasher. He reminded me a lot of Luol Deng.
37. DeAndre Jordan (LAC)- He’s a one dimensional guy for block’s, but can be a difference maker.
38. Jeff Teague (ATL)- Hinrich’s injury opened the door and he took advantage. He shoot’s first which has been the knock on him, but he still averages almost 5 assist per game.
39. Samuel Dalembert - I thought he would just anchor your team in blocks, but surprisingly his resurgence occurred this season and he has helped your team in other areas.
40. Nick Young (WAS)
41. Evan Turner (PHI)
Why doesn't Dwight Howard want to come to Bulls?
The one obstacle was Dwight Howard said he only wanted to be traded to five teams and the Bulls were not one of those five teams. It came out from this Yahoo Article that it was because Howard and Rose are both Addias big endorsers. It wouldn't be good for Addias to have two of their young superstars on the same team. It would be harder to reach more markets if there in the same market!
Later he backed on his statement in the public and said he would go to the Bulls, but we don't know if he actually changed the list he gave the Magic on the Teams he would play for. Adding a player of Howard's Caliber would bring the Bulls to the next level if they don't have to give up Loul Deng who is the glue of the team. The Bull's have a lot to offer the Magic so let's make this deal happen.
Name this baseball Star?
Bulls Should Have All Star game
Recently Jerry Reinsdorf, chairman of the Chicago Bulls came out and said he doesn't want the Chicago Bulls to host an All star game. The Bulls have not hosted an All Star game in 24 years and he wants to keep it that way. He said Chicago would not host the All Star game unless he was forced to. In this article he explains all the positives for the city, but doesn't think there are many benefits for the team, season ticket holders, and fans. As a Bulls fan I was taken back to hear that they don't want to host the All Star game. I don't know if I would go to the festivities if it was at the United Center, chances are probably not, but it would be cool to see Chicago have it again.
Will Ferrell introduces the Bulls vs Hornets
In case you missed it on Wednesday night Will Ferrell introduced the starting lineup for the Chicago Bulls and the New Orleans Hornets. I was watching the game and taken back when he started introducing the Chicago Bulls who were on the road. He introduced the Bulls like I have never seen an NBA team introduced before, or any professional team for that matter. Then the Hornets took the floor and he used the same style. It was a fun and interesting way to see a team take the floor. He took some shots at the players, especially the center for the Hornets...............
In case you missed it here is the video: