Dallas Cowboys! Oh Dallas COWBOYS! Oh TONY ROMO! OH OH T.O.! OH DAAAALLLLAASSS COOOOWWWWBOYYS! I just came.

ESPN, stop jerking off the Dallas Cowboys. We get it, they're a disappointment. A lot of people projected them to get to and even win the Superbowl and now they might not make it to the playoffs. They are coming off a 13-3 season where they were the #1 seed and had like 13 pro bowlers. And now they suck. They're terrible. They're the worst team in football. The Detroit Lions could beat this team that's really bad. There's no reason to talk about them every five minutes to tell us this.

Teams that are better than the Dallas Cowboys:

-Tennessee Titans

- New York Giants

-Pittsburgh Steelers

-Carolina Panthers

-Indianapolis Colts

-Baltimore Ravens

-Tampa Bay Buccaneers

-Minnesota Vikings

-New England Patriots

-Arizona Cardinals

-New York Jets

-Miami Dolphins

All deserve to be talked about more than the Dallas Cowboys

Teams that are bigger disappointments than the Dallas Cowboys:

-Jacksonville Jaguars (Went from being the 3^rd best team in the AFC to last in the AFC South)

-San Diego Chargers (Runner up in AFC Championship game to being shitty)

-Green Bay Packers (see above and substitute "A" with "N")

-Detroit Lions (always sucky but never THIS SUCKY. They also won 7 games last year)

-Seattle Seahawks (first in their division for like the part four years to only winning two games this year)

-Cleveland Browns (won ten games last year, also projected to go to the playoffs, and blow chunks)

-Philadelphia Eagles (projected to either make the playoffs and/or win the division, and has a worse record than the Cowboys)

All are teams that deserve more recognition for their follies than the Dallas Cowboys

If the season ended today, the Cowboys would make the playoffs and still have a chance to do so. If they lose all three of their next games, they STILL won't have a losing record. Two of their next three games are at home. Nobody cares about the Dallas Cowboys. Nobody cares about Tony Romo. T.O. is a piece of shit and if you stop replaying his comments, the he'll shut the fuck up! God I hate you ESPN if I wasn't addicted to you so much.