Thank "The 'Bright' One" for these gems:
o Three statisticians went hunting in the woods and came across a deer. The first statistician shot ten feet in front of the deer. The second statistician shot ten feet behind the deer. The third statistician proclaimed 'we got him!'
o I asked a statistician for her phone number. She gave me an estimate.
o Statistically speaking, in China, even if you are a one in a million kind of guy, there are a thousand more just like you.
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