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Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Sunday Night Baseball is Gonna Suck, More
There had been speculation that the broadcast duo of Joe Morgan and Jon Miller for Sunday Night ESPN baseball was going to split up ending their reign of terror on baseball fans everywhere. But ESPN decided to go a different direction by adding STEVE PHILLIPS to the sunday night broadcast. Dear GOD no!! Thats like throwing gasoline on a fire, like letting Michael Jackson babysit your kids, like cheating on OJ Simpson. Just don't do it!
MLB's worst GM meets MLB's Best 2B/worst Commentator!
ReplyDeleteR U REDY 2 RUMBLEEEEE
I like Steve Philips. Whenever I see him it reminds me someone gave him a job as a GM and I am totally more qualified. Hope for me yet.
ReplyDeletehahahaha i like you're reasoning for liking Steve Phillips.
ReplyDeleteDude, Philips says things in a totally convincing way, how can you not believe him!
we should start a new segment:
ReplyDeleteSteve Phillips says untrustworthy things in a trustworthy manner