Box Score Tonight: April 9

I decided to start a nightly recap of the baseball box scores. I'll just share anything that i find interesting, odd, or unexpected. This may compromise the domination of my fantasy teams, but who are we kidding, i'm gonna dominate one way or another!

• The indians would have been better off if carl povano just stayed home and stole money like usual. 1 IP 9 ER...thanks for showing up.
• Grady Sizemore broke out of his mini slump with 2 homers, however, mark derosa is still looking for his first hit with the tribe
• The rangers can REALLY hit. Looks like Teagarden will split time equally with Salty. And Andrew Jones is alive hitting .600
  
• Dusty Baker said Votto could win the NL MVP. OPSing 1.538 will do that. As eckstein texted me today, "Votto makes me Blotto"
• Oliver Perez sucks. This is only news to Omar Minaya and his love affection with latin players
• Looking at the tigers lineup, they are either really old or really bad. Outside Miguel Cabrera and Granderson I dont see much to like.
• 2002 Jarod Washburn lives for a night. Mike Sweeney is hitting 3rd for the M's?
• AJ Burnett records the first strike out this year for a Yankee starter, while Teixeira's homer is outshined by "Dirty 30's" 5 rbi night
• Matt Garza and Evan Longoria are absolute studs!
• Chris carpenter: 7IP 1 hit. Dennys Reyes with the save? Jason Motte, no soup for you!
• White Sox managed 1 run, 7 hits in 2 games against Greinke and Davies. Did i mention the sox are really really slow?
• Matt Kemp is hitting 7th? I'm sure Joe Torre's genius has a good reason. Kershaw is gonna be Lincecum next year
• Brewers opening day starter? Ahh, sorry. We were looking for Jeff Suppan. Play again next year.
• Matt Cain got 7 runs of support. Double last year's total
• A's Angels postponed.