We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
Hawk has a new catch phrase
We all know Hawk's main catch phrase "put it on the board, YES!" Well that has recently morphed into a double YES! YES! and today after the game winning hit by Scotty Pods in the 13th inning, Hawk broke out a new one. YES! HELL YES! Now hell is not one of the 7 words you cant say on television, which includes piss for some reason, but it is still very humorous. Once again proving that Hawk is the biggest homer in the history of sports. Someone give this guy an ambien before the game.
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