We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
Matthew Berry may not show up to work tomorrow
I was looking at my twitter moments ago, cause i luv twitter, and saw a fairly funny/disturbing tweet by matt berry. "RIP Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcet, and Blake Griffin. I get it, Griffin is going to the Clippers where player's careers go to die. Unfortunately using the deaths of two of Americas icons in a sick joke is probably not a good idea. I will not be surprised if Berry gets suspended by ESPN in the coming days, unless of course no one ever goes on twitter. Oh, wait they do? Jokes on Berry, oh the irony
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