Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Friday, July 24, 2009

Breaking News: Cardinals Get Matt Holliday

Sucks for you all you Cubs fans!

According to an ESPN.com article, St Louis trades away elite 3B prospect Brett Wallace, OF Shane Peterson, and RHP and son of ESPN football analysis Chris, Clayton Mortensen to the Oakland A's for Holliday.

P.S. I have absolutely no idea if Clayton is related to Chris

Sports: A Game Of Inches

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Friday, July 24, 2009

Breaking News: Cardinals Get Matt Holliday

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