We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Saturday, July 25, 2009
Mad Props to Starbury
Stephon Marbury has been live streaming on the internet for over 18 hours in a row, and is threatening to go for 3 full days in a row! He has stated some crazy things like having sex in the back of a truck, wanting to learn every language in the world, and seeing god in the shower last week. The mad props go out for committing to something for a whole 18 hours, much longer than he has to basketball in the past 5 years. Plus he successfully said "what's up" and "I love you" in Russian, which is a bonus in my eyes. I dont think I can go to sleep, before he does cause this is just pure entertainment.
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