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Thursday, October 29, 2009
Vikings Players Are Dumb
Remember when Brett Favre first came to Minnesota, like last week, and ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter reported there was a "schism" in the Vikings locker room because there was a lot of Purple players who wanted Tavaris Jackson over Brett Favre? Yeah, I bet they feel pretty dumb right now- except for the fact that they're leading the division...
Adam Schefter is awesome. He's like the Ken Rosenthal of football
ReplyDeleteHe may be good...............but no one is like Ken Rosenthal.
ReplyDeleteI love Adam Schefter, I'm overall a big fan on ESPN's NFL team- except Berman and Tom Jackson, Jaws is awesome and Trent Dilfer is just amazing- why couldn't he be this amazing when he played!?
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