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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Suprise, Tim Lincecum is a hippie


Tim Lincecum, the Cy Young award pitcher who's delivery was engineered by rocket scientists, was pulled over for speeding at which point the officer smelled a certain fragrance, sometimes referred to as the hippie lettuce. Lincecum surrendered 3.3 grams of the pot to the officer and got to spend a few hours in the slammer. Considering he lives in San Fransisco, the officer could have found more disturbing things in the car...not that there's anything wrong with that. I guess Lincecum doesnt run on rocket fuel but druggy fuel.

He has entered a plea of not guilty and given the facts of the case i think he has a chance to come out clean. He was stopped at 8:30 in the morning. I have never met a pot head who gets up before 2pm so Lincecum obviously could not have been smoking. He was probably just holding on to it for a friend.

1 comment:

  1. I am suprised, but in retrospect maybe I shouldn't be with that delivery and haircut!

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