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Saturday, December 19, 2009
Fuck You Tony Romo
Tonight gave me even more reason to hate the Dallas Cowboys and the NFL. Not only did the fucksticks retardedly called "America's Team" win on a night where professional football should not be played on a network I don't get, but they ruined the chance for "America's New Team", the New Orleans Saints, to go 19-0. Now I have to root for Peyton Manning to be 19-0? Fuck.
hahaha maybe yes maybe not, who knows ? hahah I bet last time and I lost, so the worst thing that could happend, it's to lost again...
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