We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Did you color in that dude's post? I love Smells Like Mascot
ReplyDeleteYeah, microsoft paint is the shiznit. Photoshop has nothing on it.
ReplyDeleteThis is perfect but this title reminded me when I was getting out with a woman who smelled like that it was so rare for me.
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