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Sunday, January 10, 2010
ESPN has a "who gives a F%*@ department"
I just learned, from the bottom line on ESPN, that Ben Gordon scored the 10 millionth point in NBA history.
1) What are the odds that is actually accurate? None
2) How is this number relevant to anything? It's not
3) Will this information ever be to useful to anyone under any circumstance? Nope
4) Who at ESPN thought this was something that needed to be reported? Tim Kurkjian maybe
5) 10 million? Thats still 48 million less than Ben Gordon is making on his contract. Report that shit
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