We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
OK so, I understand the vats majority of these. Obviously Super Mario is the Chargers but I don't understand the reference. And which team is "God"?
ReplyDeletewell, i got a little carried away. the chargers used to be called the super chargers, so i call them super mario
ReplyDeleteGod is the cardinals. Kurt Warner cant open his mouth without referencing god
Ahhhh, OK
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