There's a reason Vince Young scored a 6 on the Wonderlic

Vince Young had a relatively normal childhood. Relative to an under aged indonesian prostitute that is. Stories have been coming out about the harsh conditions Vince was forced to endure under his crack/cocaine addicted loser of a mother. He describes how every night at the Young household was a "party". A crack smokey orgy of a party and everyone in Texas was invited. Young would look through the peep whole, a la Erin Andrews, into the living room at night only to witness the sight of his mother strung out like a college freshman on spring break, minus the fun. If I had to live under those conditions, I too would run really fast and would never have learned to read.

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Run florist, run into oblivion