Chris Johnson Wins Offensive Player Of The Year

First of all, how can Peyton Manning be the MVP yet not be the best offensive player?

Anyway, the amazing Chris Johnson had one of the best seasons had a RB ever. He's only one of six backs to gain over 2,000 yards in a season and gained the most yards ever from scrimmage by any player in a single season. So despite the fact that he got screwed out of MVP votes , at least the AP used lube when doing so by giving him in the offensive player of the year. Too vulgar of a metaphor?