Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Chris Johnson Wins Offensive Player Of The Year

First of all, how can Peyton Manning be the MVP yet not be the best offensive player?

Anyway, the amazing Chris Johnson had one of the best seasons had a RB ever. He's only one of six backs to gain over 2,000 yards in a season and gained the most yards ever from scrimmage by any player in a single season. So despite the fact that he got screwed out of MVP votes , at least the AP used lube when doing so by giving him in the offensive player of the year. Too vulgar of a metaphor?