Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

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Are The Cubs trying to acquire Heath Bell?

Can anyone confirm this rumor? I've spotted some scattered information with regard to this matter around the internet and today at work, two people were talking about it. I do not see anything on MLBTradeRumors.com, however...

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