Pete Carroll should get his wallet out...I mean recruit

If your football team is looking for a tight end who can dominate in the red zone, you're in luck. Check out this 7'4" middle schooler balling like he's taller than any other teen in the world. Oh wait, he is. However, his large frame comes with it's disadvantages.

"He can't run, he can't really jump," Wetzel told the station. "There's not a whole lot he can do. If you want to get him some action, you have to be creative."

He can't run or jump? Sounds more like a Big Ten player to me. Sorry Pete Carroll. I guess you'll have to find some other 1 star recruit. Maybe you could put some basketball shots and have him stand under the basket. Hey, it worked for Hasheen Thabeet and he couldnt run, jump, or score.

Gigantism is usually a product of a pituitary tumor overproducing hGH during adolescence, but Brenden Adams had his 12th chromosome split in half along the kinetochore, flipped around, and reattach at the telomere of the other half. I doubt there have been many such cases. All joking aside, good luck to you kid. Wait, what am i saying. Dude's already been on Oprah, that lucky bastard

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Roger Clemens makes no sense, squared

I would make this more extensive if i didnt have finals the next 2 days, but here it goes.

Most of you have probably already heard the Roger Clemens interview this morning on Mike and Mike. And most of you have realized the idiotic logic Clemens made up...eerrr...used to explain why he would never use any drugs, ever. He claimed the past heart history in his family would make it suicidal for him to take steroids or HGH. He cited his brothers heart attack and the fact that his step-dad died of a heart attack. Clearly he has zero genetic relationship with his step father, unless he performed genetic tests to determine that he and his step dad share a common gene associated with heart disease, but something tells me he did not due so, hence his claim makes no sense.

However, here is some idiocy you may not have considered. Clemens threw under the bus...eerrr...admitted that his wife had take HGH to get in shape for their magazine cover photo. I have yet to start med school, but i'm pretty sure she shared more genetic information with her dad, than Roger shares with her dad. So Roger would never take HGH because it would be quote "suicidal", but would gladly let his wife take the hormone, even though it is superiorly much more "suicidal" for her. It's a shame baseball players are such morons.