Pete Carroll should get his wallet out...I mean recruit

If your football team is looking for a tight end who can dominate in the red zone, you're in luck. Check out this 7'4" middle schooler balling like he's taller than any other teen in the world. Oh wait, he is. However, his large frame comes with it's disadvantages.

"He can't run, he can't really jump," Wetzel told the station. "There's not a whole lot he can do. If you want to get him some action, you have to be creative."

He can't run or jump? Sounds more like a Big Ten player to me. Sorry Pete Carroll. I guess you'll have to find some other 1 star recruit. Maybe you could put some basketball shots and have him stand under the basket. Hey, it worked for Hasheen Thabeet and he couldnt run, jump, or score.

Gigantism is usually a product of a pituitary tumor overproducing hGH during adolescence, but Brenden Adams had his 12th chromosome split in half along the kinetochore, flipped around, and reattach at the telomere of the other half. I doubt there have been many such cases. All joking aside, good luck to you kid. Wait, what am i saying. Dude's already been on Oprah, that lucky bastard

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Mitch Mustain wants to be 3rd string closer

Once upon a time, Mitch Mustain was the number one high school football prospect in the country. Despite being offered scholarships from every top university, he chose to stay close to home and become an Arkansas Razorback. He was made the started his freshman year and got off to a fairly slow start passing the ball despite the team winning games. To be fair, Arkansas had both Darren McFadden and Felix Jones in the backfield so there was little need for putting the ball in the air. Midway through the season, Mustain got bench for an equally incompetent, but more experienced QB. Mustain got upset, his parents got upset, and Mustain proceeded to transfer out of the University.

Pete Carroll, always on the lookout for another 5 star recruit, got Mustain to transfer to USC, along with his Arkansas WR Damien Williams. Since then, Williams has become one of the top 5 WR in college football, and Mustain hasnt even been allowed to wear a headset or hold a clipboard. He sat behind John David Booty. Was overlooked in favor of Mark Sanchez. Was beaten out by a true freshman in Matt Barkley. And even couldnt get a spot start when barkley was out, and instead Aaron Corp got the start and proceeded to single handedly lose the game to the Washington Huskies. Let me reiterate, the top recruit in all of college football hasnt sniffed a football since getting benched as a true freshman at Arkansas. At least Matt Cassell was never expected to start in college. Mustain was to be the next great Heisman QB for the Trojans.

News reports came out today that Mustain will try to make the USC baseball team in the spring in hopes of playing something, anything. I dont know his pitching history, but i'm pretty sure his arm isnt in game shape for football, let alone baseball. And even if he does make the team, you know with his luck, he will the last guy in the bullpen, only pitching when the team is down 19-2 in the 9th inning against Arizona St.

Welcome to the OC bitch!

Aaron Corp got an introduction to what it's like being the starting quarterback for the Southern California Trojans. And that introduction ended with him getting kicked in the balls by Jake Locker and the greatly inferior Washington Huskies. I predict the Huskies will go like 4-5 in conference this year, thats how bad they are. Still Aaron Corp manned up and still found a way to completely tank. Dude threw for 110 yards and an interception. Not ever the Matt Barkley treatment of just handing off to the RBs wasnt enough. They out rushed Washington 250-50 and still lost? How is that even possible. I'll tell you how; Corp went all Cade McClown on the hearts of all USC fans.

You know the Cade McNown training regimen. Party it up hard, bang some playboy playmates, get sparknotes version of playbook, and hope for the best. Like be out of the league before your rookie contract is up. Dude was obviously not prepared for DIVISION I FOOTBALL, IT'S THE PAC 10, IT AIN'T INTERMURALS. Maybe he just wasnt prepared for the moment of playing in The Coliseum. I'm pretty sure next time Matt Barkley has to miss a start, Pete Carroll will start THE FORMER #1 OVERALL RANKED PROSPECT MITCH MUSTAIN instead of some frat boy reject. Oh, no i'm not judging him as a frat boy. It's a fact. According to some USC girls, and who wouldnt trust that, Corp was out the night after the loss partying it up at some frat house..errr..preparing for his next start. Anyone who checked facebook, twitter, blogs, or an actual human being knew that Corp was getting massacred and prepared for expulsion from USC. Honestly I'm surprised he was let into the party. Even frat houses have some standards.