Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

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Adrian Beltre Feels Your Pain

John Buck and Gordon Beckham getting intimate

The first time I have found Hawk Harrelson's play-by-play call amusing and all it took was a punch to the groin. Can't help but remember the classic Simpsons man getting hit in groin.