Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

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While you were sleeping...

TBO may be the king of back up sports player interviews, but while most of you were sleeping in this morning, DME and Journalissimo was rocking it out at Lollapalooza with some playboy bunnies, sippin' champagne and playin' Guitar Hero World Tour. What songs did we play? Blondie's One Way Or Another and none other than Bon Jovi's Living On A Prayer. Shout out to Matthew Berry.

Not to brag or anything...but seriously. That shit was off the hook. Woo! Take a gander at some of the evidence.