Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

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Wise words from Dr. Lou

Happy New Years Everyone! I'd put in my 2 cents for the upcoming year, but Lou Holtz has like 80 years of wisdom on me so I'll leave it to him. All I want is for everyone to be happy, healthy, and a world series title for the Cubbies couldn't hurt.