Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

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Charles Tillman. Chicago Bear. Cornerback. Man Whore.

On Sunday November 30, during the Minnesota Vikings vs. Chicago Bears game, our favorite John Madden said this:

"Charles Tillman is the best stripper in the NFL"

Personally, I don't really want to know THAT much about what both John Madden and Charles Tillman are doing in their free time. All I know is, ladies, get your singles ready.