Basketball will be starting soon with the season officially starting towards the end of October. Here is how the Bulls roster is shaping up after the off-season where they added James Johnson, Taj Gibson, Jannero Pargo, and brought back Lindsey Hunter for reasons I will never understand. Aaron Gray is still a free agent, but supposedly they are talking to him and want to bring him back. I guess we will see what happens.
Position Starters Back-up Reserves
Point Guard: Derrick Rose Kirk Hinrich Lindsey Hunter
Shooting Guard: John Salmons Jannero Pargo
Small Forward: Luol Deng James Johnson
Power Forward: Tyrus Thomas Taj Gibson Jerome James
Center: Joakim Noah Brad Miller Aaron Gray (FA)
Now that we have previewed the front office and coaching staff……on to the players! I was debating if I should look at the players by starters and then the bench or go by position. You will have to see what I decide.
A Look at the Chicago Bulls 2009………. Expected Depth Chart
GOI Football Prediction Results: Week Two
1) The 'Bright' One
Overall: 22 out of 32 correct, 69%
Last week: 10 out of 16 correct, 62.5%
2) Sexy Rexy
Overall: 20 out of 32 correct, 62.5%
Last week: 7 out of 16 correct, 44%
3) Cubsfan4evr
Overall: 19 out of 32 correct, 59%
Last week: 8 out of 16 correct, 50%
Fantasy Football League
1) The 'Bright' One (2-0), 215 points
2) Cubsfan4evr (2-0), 214 points
3) Sexy Rexy (1-1), 192 points
4) David "MVP" Eckstein (1-1), 174 points
Eliminator Challenge
1) Sexy Rexy, Minnesota (2)
2) The 'Bright' One, Minnesota (2)
3) Cubsfan4evr, Washington, (2)
4) Journalissimo, Washington, (1)
4) David "MVP" Eckstein, Green Bay, (0)
5) Richard, Pittsburgh, (0)
Salary Cap Football
1) The 'Bright' One: 195.03 points, 98th percentile
2) Sexy Rexy: 178.63 points, 93rd percentile
3) Cubsfan4evr: 139.77 points, 58th percintile
Football Board Bets
1) Pierre Thomas, 0 carries (maybe if I said a non-Reggie Bush back will be top 12 I would have won this, Thomas probably won't get the carries to be top 12...)
2) Reggie Bush, 1 rushing TD
3)
Ahmad Bradshaw: 10 points
Fred Taylor: 12 points
On the bright side of everything, I know it's only 2 weeks into the season and I'm sure I just jinxed it, but my prediction of the 49ers winning their division looks like it's coming true!
Jay Cutler: Illegal shot to the face
Yeah, that's what she said
LD rates by park
Corey Hart is no Derek jeter
In 2007, I drafted Corey Hart and he paid off big time. With a .295 AVG, 24 HR and 23 SB (not to mention the 86 R/81 RBI), Hart entered the 2008 season high on my list of guys to target. Hart, however, would prove to me over the course of last season that he is not a guy with 30/30 potential (he only had 505 AB in 2007), but rather a player with poor basic skills to go with raw talent.
Corey Hart has never been a batter with a good eye. His career BB% is a below average 6.1%, but since his first full major league season, he has seen his already poor pitch recognition erode further. Last season, Hart posted a laughable 4.2 BB%, 15th worst among the 213 players who had a minimum of 400 PA's. This season, Hart has a deceptively "high" 8.8%, largely due to the 13 walks he drew in the month of April (Hart has only drawn double digit walks in a month of play one other time in his entire career -- 14 in June 1007). Since May 1, Hart has walked at a 5.2% clip.
Hart's power has also been in the decline since his first full season -- or perhaps it merely spiked in 2007. Hart's 2007 ISO (.244) is almost a full .100 points higher than this season's rate (.150). In 2007, he hit a HR every 21.1 ABs. In 2008, he hit a jack every 30.6 ABs. This season, Hart's home run power has regressed even further, as his HR rate has fallen to one per 34.4 ABs.
The sheer power of Corey Hart isn't the problem (his career home run distance average is over 400 FT, 418.5 FT this season), but rather the ability to make quality contact with pitches. With a swing% above the major league average and contact rate almost 10% below the league average, Corey Hart helps pitchers beat him.
Other aspects that have hurt Corey Hart's game have been decreasing speed (his speed score has gone from 7.6 to 6.2 to 4.5 since his debut), decreasing range (from positive defense to negative), a complete inability to hit sliders (his wSL (run value per 100 sliders) is -4.0 and pitchers have increasing throw sliders to him since 2007) and an increased groundball rate. All of these factors, combined with the waning/deceptively non-existent slugging power collectively conspired to make Hart incredibly overrated. The .380 wOBA player of 2007 set a bar that the .327 and .309 wOBA players of 2008 and 2009 have not and could not live up to.
John Buck and Gordon Beckham getting intimate
The first time I have found Hawk Harrelson's play-by-play call amusing and all it took was a punch to the groin. Can't help but remember the classic Simpsons man getting hit in groin.
Fantasy Baseball 2009 Busts
Before Season Current Ranking Comments
1. José Reyes 4 1030 He had an hamstring injury which made him loose the best part of his game.
2. Grady Sizemore 6 165 A injurey plagued year.
3. Josh Hamilton 10 408 Was last year a fluke?
4. B.J. Upton 16 215 Always a streaky hitter.
5. Lance Berkman 18 130 His career on the downside.
6. Alfonso Soriano 19 273 He is showing old age.
7. Aramis Ramírez 28 286 The Shoulder injury lost all of his power. His average is up, but the power is gone like David Wright.
8. Alexei Ramírez 44 152 He is in Sophomore slump.
9. David Ortiz 46 216 He started the season looking like he had lost his timing with old age, but has started to find it lately.
10. Russell Martin 47 415 He lost his breand and butter of being a very good average hitter.
11. Álex Ríos 50 255 Will he ever show the promise that got him the big contract.
12. Geovany Soto 54 979 A big sophomore slump.
13. Corey Hart 57 353 He sould re-bound next year.
14. Rafael Furcal 58 359 He career looks on downside.
15. Magglio Ordóñez 62 431 He lost all of his power.
16. Garrett Atkins 64 983 Not given a chance in Colorado.
17. Chipper Jones 65 190 Age looks to be catching up with him. he is considering retirement.
A Look at the Chicago Bulls 2009……….Pete Myers
Pete Myers joined the Bulls coaching staff on December 28, 2001. He became the interim head coach for two games when Bill Cartwright was fired in 2003. When the Bulls hired Scott Skiles Myers went back to his regular duties as an assistant coach. When Skiles was fired in 2007, Myers was named the interim head coach again for one game before Jim Boylan became the head coach for the rest of the season. Pete Meyers has been an assistant coach for the Bulls for several years now and he never seems to get much respect. The Bulls just seem to keep bringing in more assistant coaches ahead of him on the food chain.
A Look at the Chicago Bulls 2009………. Mike Wilhelm
The Overrated Joe Namath
First of all, Namath has more career INTs than TDs, 220 INT to 173 TDs. That stat alone makes me believe he doesn't belong in the HOF, but wait, there's more. He barely completed over 50% of his passes (50.1%) and he averaged less than 200 yards a game (197.6) and a career passer rating of only 65.5. Hell, Kerry Collins can do that! Those numbers are so pedestrian that Rex Grossman can do that!
His 27,663 career yards thrown looks impressive, but that's only because he played for 12 years. But he's only 45th all time on career yards thrown and 46th all time in pass attempts and 64th all time in passes completed. I'll give him credit that he was fairly efficient when he completed passes ranking 13th all time in yards per pass completed. However, he only ranks 133 all time in adjusted net yards per pass attempt.
Joe Namath so inefficient when he threw the ball and did a fairly bad job doing so that he does not belong in the HOF. However, he makes for some great interviews!
Delonte West forgot the bullett-proof vest
Delonte West obviously learned nothing from the Maurice Clarett arrest back in the day. No, not that it's wrong to drive around at night with guns and booze, but if you're gonna do it, do it right. Be safe and put on a bullett-proof vest.

Who in their right mind would get on a motorcycle in the middle of the night with a handgun in the pocket, pistol in the pantleg, and a shotgun in an empty guitar case over his shoulder and not wear a bullett-proof jacket? Clearly West is still an amateur when it comes to the whole fully loaded, drive-by, massacre scene. Really, what could West possibly need an arsenal of weapons in suburban Maryland? When I think of Maryland, gang banging is the last thing that comes to mind. I know Ray Lewis lives in Maryland, but he killed that dude, allegedly, during the super bowl in Miami. Also Michael Phelps is from Maryland, and he's a super douche, but the worst he has ever done is give VD to half the strippers in the state.
Lady Gaga Is Fucking Retarded

Awesome Chicago Rap Stealing
Obvious sampling from "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga and "Whatever You Like" by T.I. with references to "I Love College" by Asher Roth and "Blame It" by Jamie Foxx and T-Pain [Sidenote: because of stupid auto-tune, I thought T-Pain sang all of "Blame It"]
Yet despite "stealing" from four artists in a three minute song, the lyrics are actually really good
How to calculate passer rating
It is actually a well thought out statistical analysis of quarterback efficiency based on 4 main attributes. They are completion percentage, yards per attempt, TD per attempt, and interceptoins per attempt. Each of these categories are set to an upper and lower limit with increasing diminishing returns for the upper limits. If you do reach the upper limits in each category, such as 12.5 yards/att and no interceptions, then you will have a perfect rating of 158.3
If you want to calculate it yourself, just employ this easy to use formula.
A Look at the Chicago Bulls 2009………. Jim Paxson
After Jim Paxson retired from playing in 1990 at only 32 years old he joined Portland's front office as assistant general manager. In September of 1998 he was named as vice president of basketball operations for the Cleveland Cavaliers. He was promoted to general manager in 1999. He was the general manger of the Cleveland Cavaliers until April of 2005. After six years as general manager he was fired by the Cleveland Cavaliers. During his time there he was general manager when they drafted LeBron James and he hired Paul Silas to coach him. Now he is helping the Bulls get back on the winning track………………only if he could get us LeBron James.
A Look at the Chicago Bulls 2009……….Bob Ociepka
He was hired along with Bernie Bickerstaff and Del Harris before last season to provide experience for Vinny Del Negro and help teach him. Bernie Bickerstaff and Del Harris (now retired) each had close to 30 years of NBA experience so Bob Ociepka and his experience went under the radar last year. Now with Del Harris retired, Ociepka would figure to be the second go to man for Vinny Del Negro behind Bernie Bickerstaff. I think many Bulls fans knew a lot about the Bulls coaching staff last season from new head coach Vinny Del Negro, experienced former NBA coaches in Bernie Bickerstaff and Del Harris, but I don’t think many people knew about Bob Ociepka. I barley ever heard him mentioned! Let’s hope he sticks around in Chicago for a while!
Week 2 Predictions
Minnesota over Detroit
Green Bay over Cincinnatti
Tennessee over Houston
Kansas City over Oakland
New England over New York (A)
New Orleans over Philadelphia
Washington over St. Louis
Jacksonville over Arizona
Tampa Bay over Buffalo
Seattle over San Fransisco
Pittsburgh over Chicago (breaks my heart)
Baltimore over San Diego
Denver over Cleveland
Dallas over New York (N)
Indy over Miami
The Brad Lidge Turnaround
Brad Lidge’s stuff seems to have declined this season and his pitches are just not that good. He is the same pitcher he has been in previous seasons. So the question is can Brad Lidge be the good pitchers who used to be the for the 2010 season?
The Riot’s Car
The front of the car:


Here are the side views:


The decked out tires:

The Inside of the car:

He left his money visible for everyone to see. Not the smartest thing.


Not the neatest person.
MLB Fatty All-Stars (25 man roster)
C--Geovany Soto
C--2006 Pudge Rodriguez
1B-Prince Fielder
2B-Dan Uggla (yeah, it's all muscle, but he's still a big guy!)
SS-Edgar Renteria
3B-Kevin Youkilis
MI-Luis Castillo
MI-Miguel Tejada
CI-Dmitry Young
LF-Manny Ramirez
CF-Andruw Jones
RF-Carlos Lee
OF-Jack Cust/Vernon Wells
DH-Jim Thome
PH-Ryan Howard
SP-Carlos Zambrano
SP-C.C. Sabathia
SP-Bartolo Colon
SP-Sidney Ponson
SP-Carlos Silva
RP-David Weathers
RP-Bobby Jenks
RP-Jonathan Broxton
LOOGY-Scott Eyre
CL-Heath Bell
A Look at the Chicago Bulls 2009.......Bernie Bickerstaff
Last season Vinny Del Negro made it clear he has to learn a lot about coach. You could see Bernie Bickerstaff and Del Harris in the middles of huddles and them taking players aside after plays during games. This season without Del Harris it will be up to Bernie Bickerstaff and his 30 years of NBA experience to help lead the team. Bickerstaff has done it all in his 30 years in the NBA. Before he joined the Bulls in 2008 he was the Executive Vice President of Basketball Operations for the Charlotte Bobcats and served as Head Coach & General Manager of the Bobcats from 2004 to 2007. Before his three year stint with the Charlotte Bobcatse he served 10 seasons as an NBA head coach for three different teams in Seattle, Denver, and Washington. While at Denver he was also president and general manager for seven seasons. He also spent 12 years as an assistant coach. In 1987 he won NBA Coach of the Year with the Seattle Supersonics. He has an NBA coaching record of 415-517 which is a .445 winning percentage. He ranks 33rd on the league’s all-time victories list. I am glad we have him on the coaching staff.
The Score at Bears Training Camp

A overview of the Score Tent

My experience meeting Ryan Theriot
I was very excited to see Ryan Theriot and came up with a few things for small talk when I was in line waiting. They were:
•Tough lost today after that comeback
•What stat do you try to incorporate most into your game? Ex. Average, Stolen bases, runs scored.
•How do you like playing under Lou?
•Do you like playing shortstop or would prefer second base?
When it was my turn to see Theriot I said my first line of “Tough lost today after that comeback” and got a mumbled response from him that sounded like “yeah” but could barley understand. I was so taken back by his response and how unfriendly he was I was caught off guard and didn’t ask any of my questions! As you can see from the picture that “David "MVP" Eckstein David” posted on my behalf that night he didn’t seem to excited to be there and didn’t even smile for the picture. I have heard stories about Theriot being a great guy, but I was disappointed in my experience. Especially, because he was doing something for the fans and presumably getting paid, you think he would have been more fan friendly.
A Look at the Chicago Bulls 2009……….Vinny Del Negro
I wasn’t impressed by Del Negro last season. He was brought in here by Paxson because he thought that Del Negro would do a good job being a “cheerleader” and getting along with the players. Del Negro seemed to bump heads with a few players that we heard reports about throughout the season. As expected for a coach with no previous experience, Del Negro was not good at calling plays, running the offense, or getting the Bulls back to good defense like they used to play. Great defense under Scott Skiles is how the Bulls got to the playoffs for a few years. The Bulls did make it to the playoffs and did play better defense, but we need to see it for an entire year. The Bulls played well last year and did make it to the first round of the playoffs. I think that was because of the development of Derrick Rose, the clutch shooting of Ben Gordon, and the young players developing. I don’t think Del Negro is hurting the team, but he defiantly isn’t helping. I think an experiences coach who could help mentor Derrick Rose, teach the young guys how to play, and be better and calling plays would make a big impact on the Bulls. That is just my opinion. I think the Bulls will have a good year though.
Dan Haren's consistency is disturbing

Notice the consistency in location/movement among his four offerings? That's just nasty.
Oh, and for the record, Matthew Berry, Dan Haren has been absolutely stellar over his last four outings. Take out the 5 or 6 bad starts that "ballooned" his ERA from 2.3 to 2.7 in late July/early August and Haren has been absolutely consistent all season.
My Fantasy Baseball 2009 Teams……………..Over Performing Team From No Where
League: Yahoo Public 284986
Catcher: Víctor Martínez
First Basemen: Albert Pujols
Second Basemen: Clint Barmes
Third Basemen: Marco Scutaro
Shortstop: Jason Bartlett
Outfielder: Carlos Lee
Outfielder: Michael Cuddyer
Outfielder: Franklin Gutiérrez
Utillity Player: Nelson Cruz
Pitching Staff:
J.A. Happ
Randy Wolf
Randy Wells
Bobby Jenks
Francisco Cordero
José Valverde
Kevin Millwood
Edwin Jackson
Tommy Hanson
Wandy Rodríguez
Ted Lilly
Zach Duke
The Madden Curse
This year there are two players on the cover of Madden 2010: Larry Fitzgerald and Troy Polamalu.
Game One: Troy- gets injured, Larry- 6 catches, 71 yards, TD
2009- Brett Favre- sucked balls the last eight weeks and missed playoffs
2008- Vince Young, knee injury in September and hasn't started since
2007- Sean Alexander, missed six starts due to a foot injury and shitty season
2006- Donovan McNabb, tore ACL
2005- Ray Lewis, season ending leg injury in week 6
2004- Michael Vick, missed most of season due to leg injury
So good luck Cubsfan4evr with your "awesome" Larry Fitzgerald pick haha!
GOI Football Prediction Results: Week One
1) Sexy Rexy: 13 out of 16 correct, 81.3%
Awesome pick of the week: 49ers over Cardinals
WTF pick of the week: Lions over Saints
2) The Bright One: 12 out of 16 correct, 75%
Awesome pick of the week: Jets over Texans
WTF pick of the week: Titans over Steelers
3) Cubsfanforevr: 11 out of 16 correct, 68.8%
Awesome pick of the week: Eagles over Panthers
WTF pick of the week: Bengals over Broncos
Fantasy Football League:
1) The Bright One (1-0), 114 points
2) Cubsfanforevr (1-0), 88 points
3) Sexy Rexy (0-1), 91 points
4) David "MVP" Eckstein (0-1), 64 points
Eliminator Challenge
Sexy Rexy: Saints, still in
Cubsfan4evr: Saints, still in
The Bright One: Patriots, still in
David "MVP" Eckstein: Vikings, still in
Richard: Eagles, still in
J O'Brien (???): Bengals, eliminated
Salary Cap Football
Sexy Rexy: Overall rank: 16,013, 91.93 points
The Bright One: Overall rank: 437, 123.96 points
Cubsfan4evr: Overall rank: ???, ??? points
Football Board Bets
1) Pierre Thomas injured, DNP
2) Reggie Bush, no rushing TD (or receiving one for that matter)
3)
Ahmad Bradshaw: 7 points, 12 carries
Fred Taylor: 8 points, 25 carries
A Look at the Chicago Bulls 2009……….Gar Forman
Forman was the General Manager to start this past off-season. So the moves the Bulls had made were officially done under his watch. This past draft was his first big moves for the Bulls in drafting James Johnson and Taj Gibson. We will see how his first two draft picks will play out. Forman has been in the Bulls organization for 11 years so he knew Jannero Pargo who he has brought back for his second stint with the Bulls. I am not a fan of Lindsey Hunter who he re-signed. It is early so we will see how Forman does as General Manager of the Chicago Bulls. He will be working closely with John Paxson who is his boss as VP of Basketball Operations. Thus, Paxson would probably have to sign off on any big moves.
