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Directed By: Frank Darabont
Written By: Frank Darabont
Starring: Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman
Based Upon: The novella Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption by Stephen King
The Plot
Successful banker Andy Dufrense (Robbins) gets convicted of shooting and killing his wife and the man she was sleeping with. He gets sentenced to two consecutive life sentences in prison. While in jail he befriends "The Man Who Can Get You Anything You Want" Ellis "Red" Redding (Freeman). The story is about the relationship between Red and Andy and what Andy must do in order to survive in prison.
Why This Movie Is Great
I have literally seen this movie 30+ times. I love The Shawshank Redemption, I can (probably) quote the entire movie to you, and no matter what else is on I can will always stop what I'm doing and watch the two and a half plus hour epic. The voters who vote on imdb.com rarely do anything right but ranking Shawshank as the best film ever was their greatest accomplishment. AFI finally wisened up. They left Shawshank off of their original top 100 greatest movies ever list but it ranked #72 in their 10th anniversary edition and it ranked it as the best film of 1994 ahead of Forrest Gump (76) and Pulp Fiction (94). (Also, fyi, how great of a year was 1994 for movies, right?). Forrest Gump swept the Academy Awards that year leaving Frank Darabont and company in the dust. As great of a movie as Forrest Gump is (we here at GOI ranked it as the 9th best movie in the past 25 years) Shawshank deserved every single award except for Best Actor (that one obviously still deserved to go to Hanks).
The Shawshank Redemption is probably the worst title ever for a movie. Distance yourself from the quality of the film and think about if you just saw a poster for this movie and nothing else. The title doesn't make sense until you watch the film. If you were a casual fan in 1995 renting a movie (Shawshank was the most rented movie of 1995 and one of the highest rented films ever) and you saw this new release called The Shawshank Redemption and you didn't know anything about it besides the snooty Academy liked it, you would never have watched it. Frank Darabont freely admits it's a terrible name for a movie.
OK now, enough with the background, let me talk to you briefly about why The Shawshank Redemption is a great movie along with its thematic elements. At its core, the film is about institutionalization and hope. The subtitle of Stephen King's novella is "Hope Springs Eternal". Frank Darabont did an amazing thing to add to these ideas. First, he added the "Brooks" character- a character that did not exist in the original novella. The story line that surrounds Brooks not only helps pave way for the reveal surrounding Red at the end of the movie but he is everything the movie stands for and a physical embodiment of its themes. The second amazing thing Darabont did was add the element of music and literature to help show what a great thing Hope can be. Andy listens to music while in "The Hole", creates a library for the prison, gets records for them and even plays a beautiful opera song for the entire prison ("I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid"). When Andy plays the opera song over the loudspeaker, everyone in the prison just stands there in awe. For a moment, all the prisoners were free because of the power of music.
The Shawshank Redemption is a character study into the lives of both Andy and Red. Andy is this mild mannered, wouldn't-harm-a-fly type of guy before entering jail. The film however portrays how prison will change a man. Andy first has to fight for his life against the prison's "Bull Queers"- a gang full of homosexuals who use force to have their way with the other male prisoners. But as Andy spends more time in prison he uses his intelligence and banking knowledge to his advantage to help get out of trouble and ends up shaping the entire prison landscape.
However, once Andy goes to prison within the first five minutes of the movie, the film is never seen through Andy's point of view. The entire film is narrated by and is seen through the eyes of Red. The story follows Andy but the story was created to show how Andy affected Red life and the life of everyone around Andy.
I don't know why I love this film so much but I think it's because this was the first real film I can ever remember seeing. In 1995, a little 8 year old Adam was at his cousin's house when he saw this great film for the first time and ever since then he's been hooked. It was probably a poor parenting decision on somebody's fault as there is graphic rape and violence scenes which is probably inappropriate for an 8 year old to see, but I'm glad I saw the film. I think this movie is so great because it's a slow build. You grow with these characters. You love these characters. Frank Darabont does a fantastic job making you care about these characters that you want to see what happens to them throughout their lives.
I read Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption about eight years after I saw the movie and like everything, the first thing you read/watch is always the better version. I enjoyed Rita Hayworth but The Shawshank Redemption is infinitely superior. Here are some key differences (that I remember) between the novella and the book. Although truthfully, Darabont did a damn good job being truthful to the short story.
- As mentioned earlier, the character "Brooks" was a creation of Darabont, not King.
- In the novella, the character Red was a white, Irish dude. That's the actual reason the character is named "Red". Darabont originally wanted to cast a white man, but when he saw Morgan Freeman during casting call he couldn't resist. However when Andy asked him why his name was "Red" the line for the movie, "Maybe its 'cause I'm Irish" was left in as a joke.
- In the movie there is only one prison warden- Warden Norton (Bob Gunton) and boy howdy is he a great movie villain. However, in the novella there are several wardens that run Shawshank during Andy's tenure. I liked Darabont's decision to keep one, main warden for cohesive purposes.
***WARNING: REST OF REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS***
- The short story foreshadowed Andy's escape. Andy would sometimes have a prison mate in the novella and about five pages before Andy escapes, his roommate at the time kept complaining how his cell with Andy was always cold and always had a draft in it. Not only do I like the decision to not foreshadow Andy's escape in the movie and make it a huge surprise, but I also like to decision to not give Andy any roommates. It shows the kind of power Andy had while in prison and it makes it more believable how Andy escapes- it's a lot easier to do what he did without any cell mates.
- The one thing the novella got right that the movie did not was the ending scene in the short story was Red hopping on a bus to Mexico talking about how he hopes to see his friend again and how he hopes the water is as blue as his mind makes it out to be. Considering the entire movie is about hope this was a perfect way to end the film. However, the movie studio thought the audience would feel unfulfilled by that ending so they forced Darabont to add by one more scene to the movie where Red does in fact meet up with Andy in Mexico.
After watching the movie multiple times with Frank Darabont's commentary to it, watching the special features disc of the film, and trolling imdb, here are some great facts about The Shawhank Redemption that I think you will enjoy.
- The one thing fans get "upset" about is the film never explains how Andy got his movie poster to stick to the wall so perfectly so that when Warden Norton throws the rock through the poster the poster is tight enough so that the rock passes through it. On the DVD commentary Darabont admits he probably should have explained that.
- The warden hands Andy his Bible when he first tosses his cell and says "Salvation Lies Within". First of all, I think it's great how Andy "gives back" the Bible and you see how the rock hammer lay within. I love that shit. Secondly, that Bible was "Exodus". Notice any similarities between the book of "Exodus" and Andy's story?
- Before the movie was made, the script had the original title of the Stephen King novella. One agent who clearly didn't read the script sent a letter to Frank Darabont stating his client would be perfect for the role of "Rita Hayworth"
- Frank Darabont was very hesistant to use voice overs throughout the film. However, after constantly watching Goodfellas throughout the production of the Shawshank he decided it would be OK.
- Stephen King sold the movie right to his novella to Darabont for a dollar because the two were pals beforehand.
LASTLY, I would be remiss to talk about Shawshank without showing you this great Family Guy spoof of the film. Although, please watch The Shawshank Redemption if you haven't already before watching the spoof.
Family Guy - Shawshank Redemption Parody
Who Will Win Defensive Player Of The Year?
Posted by
Adam Kaplan
This is something I've been pondering. It seems to me in recent years that guys who win the Defensive Player Of The Year award are players that can do everything. Not only do they do their original position very well but they also do a bit of everything. They can tackle, they can sack the quarterback, and they can intercept passes- the three basic functions of a defense. Players like Brian Urlacher (2005), Jason Taylor (2006), and Charles Woodson (2009) are players that fit this mold.
But that doesn't seem to be the case this year. There have been players that have been extremely dominant at doing that one thing they're supposed to do (EXAMPLE: Jared Allen at getting after the quarterback and getting sacks; Darrelle Revis at intercepting the ball and shutting down receivers, etc) but no player stands out as being able to do everything and do everything extremely well.
In the past it has been decently easy to predict who will win NFL's coveted Defensive Players Of The Year Award but this year I legitimately have no clue. The problem (at least for me) is trying to distinguish the qualifications of an award winner when there has not been a guy who has been able to everything. What makes the best corner back better or worse than the best defensive tackle? I don't know and I really don't believe there has been a conclusive answer to that question.
So this post is going to attempt to break down who I believe will win the Defensive Player Of The Year. It won't be pretty and you (nor I) might not like the end results, but here we go.
I think it is best to determine who are the best players at each position. Later it will be harder to try and distinguish the best from the best but let's try anyways.
DEFENSIVE END
Jared Allen (MIN): Allen almost broke Michael Strahan's record for most sacks in a year- by only half a sack. He led the league in sacks (obviously) with 22.0 sacks and did it without the help of anyone taking pressure off of him on the defensive line. Allen's been top three, if not THE best defensive end, in recent years and this year he was just amazing with absolutely no help from anyone on the 31st ranked defense of the Minnesota Vikings.
CORNER BACK
Darrelle Revis (NYJ): While Revis *only* had four interceptions, he was again THE shut down corner in 2011. Interceptions are overrated. DeAngelo Hall is an interception machine and he's terrible. The only reason he gets so many interceptions is because he's so bad quarterbacks throw on him all day. When you get that many passes thrown to you, you're bound to catch one every now and then. This is part of the reason that a New England Patriot (Kyle Arrington), the team that had the worst secondary in the league lead all defensive backs in interceptions. Point is, the most important thing I want out of a corner back is to make sure that the receiver he's covering does not catch any passes. And the best corner in the league at this is Revis Island. In 2011, the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets were #1 in lowest DVOA allowed to teams #1 wide receiver. What all that mumbo-jumbo means is that Darrelle Revis was amazing. Again.
LINEBACKER
Patrick Willis (SF): To be honest I really don't have anything to back this up. No advanced statistic (mainly EPA and WPA) will prove that Willis had an actual effect but here is what I base my conclusion that Willis was the best linebacker in the league is: 1) The San Francisco 49ers had the best regular season defense in 2011 2) Willis was the best linebacker in the league before 2011 so I find it hard to believe that while playing in the best defense he's ever played on that he's suddenly terrible and/or didn't have a major impact 3) The high marks that advanced statistics give to NoVorro Bowman and other defensive players tells me opposing offensive players are running away from Willis. Teams are purposefully strategizing around Willis. Sometimes the plays you don't make are better than the plays you do make and things like that do not show up on statistics 4) The 49ers have had an excellent defensive line. As the history of the Chicago Bears have proven, an outstanding defensive line makes linebackers better.
I will say that if you want to argue for a guy like DeMarcus Ware of the Dallas Cowboys was the best linebacker this year you'll find very little argument from me. The problem with linebackers is that there's a difference between the 3-4 linebacker and the 4-3 linebacker. A 3-4 linebacker will generate sacks and give you quantifiable stats whereas it is much, much harder to judge a 4-3 linebacker because those are guys who just have to watch to see how amazing they are. Hell, Mario Williams was a linebacker in 2011 just because the Texans ran a 3-4 this year. Ware is a 3-4 linebacker which makes it easier for you to make an argument for him just because of the nature of his system versus a guy like Patrick Willis who is a 4-3 linebacker. I still think Willis is the better linebacker even though both guys do different things.
DEFENSIVE TACKLE
Haloti Ngata (BAL): For the past three seasons, Advanced NFL Stats rated Arizona DT Darnell Dockett as a top three DT and the best DT for the past two years. They do this despite the fact that I've never heard anyone around the league talk about him and the fact that the league doesn't respect him enough to vote him into the Pro Bowl every year. This could be that the league and everyone is dumb for not recognize Dockett's talent or it could be the solution I choose to believe: that Advanced NFL Stats is not even close to the perfect system to how to correctly rate NFL talent- especially defensive tackles. Listen, I love ANS and respect them immensely, but I also don't completely follow them with a blind faith either. Not because I believe they do shotty work (not even close) but because I believe we're still a far ways away from correctly quantifying specific defensive players.
To me, the best DT's in the league right now are Ngata and New England's Vince Wilfork. Ngata (5.0) has more sacks than Wilfork (3.5), more forced fumbles (2) than Wilfork (1), the same amount of touchdowns as Wilfork (1) and has the better EPA and WPA. While Wilfork has an astonishing 2 interceptions as well, I'm giving the nod to Ngata.
Just real quick, I want to give a shout out to San Fran's Justin Smith who has been nothing short of spectacular in 2011 but I think Wilfork and Ngata are better players right now.
SAFETIES
Troy Polamalu (PIT): I think you'd be hard pressed to find anyone who believes that there are better safeties out there than Polamalu and Ed Reed (both DPY winners). They changed the game of football. The safety position is also by far and away the toughest position in football to quantify. A safety can be doing his job extremely well by being in coverage and giving a corner over the top help thereby causing the quarterback to throw the football in a different direction. Because the safety was so good and existing in space, the ball was NOT thrown to the safety. Seriously, how do you quantify that? You can't. Getting back on point, I think Polamalu was the better safety in 2011 by being top five in both WPA and EPA this year. Something Ed Reed did not accomplish.
San Diego Chargers' safety Eric Weddle had a fantastic season and was probably better than Ed Reed this year but I still think Polamalu was better.
So, who will win the Defensive Player Of The Year in 2011? To me, this race is a three way tie between Allen, Revis, and Willis. Polamalu has been great but he's lost something this year. I don't know if his instincts are off or he's missing a step but as great as he looks, he does not look like the dominant Polamalu of old. I also believe Ngata is out of the race- mainly because of his position. It's extremely difficult for defensive tackles, especially ones with low sack totals like Ngata (and Wilfork) have. He probably deserves a Defensive Player Of The Year Award, I just think that he (or any or other DT) needs to have a Warren Sapp type season in order to get one. I truly believe that Ndomukong Suh will get one if he stays healthy but he regressed in his sophomore season and needs to improve on his incredible rookie season in order to do so (and NOT stomp on players. Voters tend to not like that).
If I had a vote, I'd vote Patrick Willis. Even though I have absolutely no shred of evidence to prove this, Willis is the best defensive player on the best defensive team in football. After that I vote for Allen, Revis, Ngata, and Polamalu respectively.
Who do I think will win it? Your guess is as good as mine. Honestly, this post did nothing to clarify who the NFL will vote for but only helped narrow down the candidates. If I had to guess I would say Jason Pierre-Paul, the DE for the New York Football Giants WILL win it, but I just don't know.
Personally, I think any player I mentioned in this post (past the opening paragraph) deserves to win the Defensive Player Of The Year Award. Like I said, there's no proof that you can give me to say that Jared Allen as a defensive end was better than Darrelle Revis as a corner back. I think both players played for terrible teams and terrible defenses which severely hurt their chances (which is dumb considering those players are obviously not the fault why their team's defense was so bad in 2011) but that's life. And that's also part of the reason why I'm throwing my hat in the ring for Patrick Willis.
But that doesn't seem to be the case this year. There have been players that have been extremely dominant at doing that one thing they're supposed to do (EXAMPLE: Jared Allen at getting after the quarterback and getting sacks; Darrelle Revis at intercepting the ball and shutting down receivers, etc) but no player stands out as being able to do everything and do everything extremely well.
In the past it has been decently easy to predict who will win NFL's coveted Defensive Players Of The Year Award but this year I legitimately have no clue. The problem (at least for me) is trying to distinguish the qualifications of an award winner when there has not been a guy who has been able to everything. What makes the best corner back better or worse than the best defensive tackle? I don't know and I really don't believe there has been a conclusive answer to that question.
So this post is going to attempt to break down who I believe will win the Defensive Player Of The Year. It won't be pretty and you (nor I) might not like the end results, but here we go.
I think it is best to determine who are the best players at each position. Later it will be harder to try and distinguish the best from the best but let's try anyways.
DEFENSIVE END
Jared Allen (MIN): Allen almost broke Michael Strahan's record for most sacks in a year- by only half a sack. He led the league in sacks (obviously) with 22.0 sacks and did it without the help of anyone taking pressure off of him on the defensive line. Allen's been top three, if not THE best defensive end, in recent years and this year he was just amazing with absolutely no help from anyone on the 31st ranked defense of the Minnesota Vikings.
CORNER BACK
Darrelle Revis (NYJ): While Revis *only* had four interceptions, he was again THE shut down corner in 2011. Interceptions are overrated. DeAngelo Hall is an interception machine and he's terrible. The only reason he gets so many interceptions is because he's so bad quarterbacks throw on him all day. When you get that many passes thrown to you, you're bound to catch one every now and then. This is part of the reason that a New England Patriot (Kyle Arrington), the team that had the worst secondary in the league lead all defensive backs in interceptions. Point is, the most important thing I want out of a corner back is to make sure that the receiver he's covering does not catch any passes. And the best corner in the league at this is Revis Island. In 2011, the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets were #1 in lowest DVOA allowed to teams #1 wide receiver. What all that mumbo-jumbo means is that Darrelle Revis was amazing. Again.
LINEBACKER
Patrick Willis (SF): To be honest I really don't have anything to back this up. No advanced statistic (mainly EPA and WPA) will prove that Willis had an actual effect but here is what I base my conclusion that Willis was the best linebacker in the league is: 1) The San Francisco 49ers had the best regular season defense in 2011 2) Willis was the best linebacker in the league before 2011 so I find it hard to believe that while playing in the best defense he's ever played on that he's suddenly terrible and/or didn't have a major impact 3) The high marks that advanced statistics give to NoVorro Bowman and other defensive players tells me opposing offensive players are running away from Willis. Teams are purposefully strategizing around Willis. Sometimes the plays you don't make are better than the plays you do make and things like that do not show up on statistics 4) The 49ers have had an excellent defensive line. As the history of the Chicago Bears have proven, an outstanding defensive line makes linebackers better.
I will say that if you want to argue for a guy like DeMarcus Ware of the Dallas Cowboys was the best linebacker this year you'll find very little argument from me. The problem with linebackers is that there's a difference between the 3-4 linebacker and the 4-3 linebacker. A 3-4 linebacker will generate sacks and give you quantifiable stats whereas it is much, much harder to judge a 4-3 linebacker because those are guys who just have to watch to see how amazing they are. Hell, Mario Williams was a linebacker in 2011 just because the Texans ran a 3-4 this year. Ware is a 3-4 linebacker which makes it easier for you to make an argument for him just because of the nature of his system versus a guy like Patrick Willis who is a 4-3 linebacker. I still think Willis is the better linebacker even though both guys do different things.
DEFENSIVE TACKLE
Haloti Ngata (BAL): For the past three seasons, Advanced NFL Stats rated Arizona DT Darnell Dockett as a top three DT and the best DT for the past two years. They do this despite the fact that I've never heard anyone around the league talk about him and the fact that the league doesn't respect him enough to vote him into the Pro Bowl every year. This could be that the league and everyone is dumb for not recognize Dockett's talent or it could be the solution I choose to believe: that Advanced NFL Stats is not even close to the perfect system to how to correctly rate NFL talent- especially defensive tackles. Listen, I love ANS and respect them immensely, but I also don't completely follow them with a blind faith either. Not because I believe they do shotty work (not even close) but because I believe we're still a far ways away from correctly quantifying specific defensive players.
To me, the best DT's in the league right now are Ngata and New England's Vince Wilfork. Ngata (5.0) has more sacks than Wilfork (3.5), more forced fumbles (2) than Wilfork (1), the same amount of touchdowns as Wilfork (1) and has the better EPA and WPA. While Wilfork has an astonishing 2 interceptions as well, I'm giving the nod to Ngata.
Just real quick, I want to give a shout out to San Fran's Justin Smith who has been nothing short of spectacular in 2011 but I think Wilfork and Ngata are better players right now.
SAFETIES
Troy Polamalu (PIT): I think you'd be hard pressed to find anyone who believes that there are better safeties out there than Polamalu and Ed Reed (both DPY winners). They changed the game of football. The safety position is also by far and away the toughest position in football to quantify. A safety can be doing his job extremely well by being in coverage and giving a corner over the top help thereby causing the quarterback to throw the football in a different direction. Because the safety was so good and existing in space, the ball was NOT thrown to the safety. Seriously, how do you quantify that? You can't. Getting back on point, I think Polamalu was the better safety in 2011 by being top five in both WPA and EPA this year. Something Ed Reed did not accomplish.
San Diego Chargers' safety Eric Weddle had a fantastic season and was probably better than Ed Reed this year but I still think Polamalu was better.
So, who will win the Defensive Player Of The Year in 2011? To me, this race is a three way tie between Allen, Revis, and Willis. Polamalu has been great but he's lost something this year. I don't know if his instincts are off or he's missing a step but as great as he looks, he does not look like the dominant Polamalu of old. I also believe Ngata is out of the race- mainly because of his position. It's extremely difficult for defensive tackles, especially ones with low sack totals like Ngata (and Wilfork) have. He probably deserves a Defensive Player Of The Year Award, I just think that he (or any or other DT) needs to have a Warren Sapp type season in order to get one. I truly believe that Ndomukong Suh will get one if he stays healthy but he regressed in his sophomore season and needs to improve on his incredible rookie season in order to do so (and NOT stomp on players. Voters tend to not like that).
If I had a vote, I'd vote Patrick Willis. Even though I have absolutely no shred of evidence to prove this, Willis is the best defensive player on the best defensive team in football. After that I vote for Allen, Revis, Ngata, and Polamalu respectively.
Who do I think will win it? Your guess is as good as mine. Honestly, this post did nothing to clarify who the NFL will vote for but only helped narrow down the candidates. If I had to guess I would say Jason Pierre-Paul, the DE for the New York Football Giants WILL win it, but I just don't know.
Personally, I think any player I mentioned in this post (past the opening paragraph) deserves to win the Defensive Player Of The Year Award. Like I said, there's no proof that you can give me to say that Jared Allen as a defensive end was better than Darrelle Revis as a corner back. I think both players played for terrible teams and terrible defenses which severely hurt their chances (which is dumb considering those players are obviously not the fault why their team's defense was so bad in 2011) but that's life. And that's also part of the reason why I'm throwing my hat in the ring for Patrick Willis.
Box Score Weekend: Wild Card Round
Posted by
Adam Kaplan
on Sunday, January 8, 2012
(6) CINCINNATI BENGALS vs. (3) HOUSTON TEXANS
- I've been a fan of the Houston Texans for some years now and I was glad to see them finally get a playoff birth and win a playoff game as they defeat Marvin Lewis' Bengals 31-10.
- If you needed any further proof why I ranked Lewis as the worst coach in the playoffs you need to look no further than the fact that he wasted all of his challenges (he didn't win any) before half time started. Plus, you could have looked at his nine year body of work.
- It's a shame Matt Schaub got injured because T.J. Yates absolutely did not pass the eye test. Pros: Yates did not turn the ball over and had a 97.7 passer rating. Cons: He only completed 55% of his passes for only 159 yards. And he made some terible throws and got lucky he was not intercepted a few times.
- To help make up for Yates's problems? The savior known as Arian Foster. There's no doubt in my mind Foster is the best running back in the game right now. He rushed for 153 yards (6.4 YPC) with two amazing touchdown runs. Ben Tate might be a #1 RB on many teams but is relegated to the #2 back (a la Michael Turner in San Diego) in Houston. Although he only got 9 carries he rushed for a damn fine 4.1 YPC.
- Kudos to the Houston defense- the second best defense in the league/the playoffs- to holding the Bengals to only 10 points and intercepting Andy Dalton three times. J.J. Watt's pick six was one of the best interceptions I've ever seen.
- To me, Andy Dalton looked like Peyton Manning before the Watt INT. Along with the three picks he had no touchdowns, completed 64.3% of his passes, and had a 51.4 passer rating.
- A.J. Green looked great in the first half but ended up catching only 5 out of his 12 targets (41.7% catch rate) for only 47 yards. It also looked like Dalton was forcing to Green in the second half which hurt both players' numbers.
- The Bengals only ran the ball 19 times with Cedric Benson leading the way with 7 rushes (2.0 YPC) but did get into the end zone. Cincinnati's leading rusher was Brian Leonard with 34 yards on 3 carries.
(6) DETROIT LIONS vs. (3) NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
- In Detroit's first playoff game in over a decade they lose to the powerhouse that is Drew Brees 45-28.
- Drew Brees was just amazing. He threw for 466 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INT, and completed 76.7% of his passes. While I will be really upset if he gets the MVP this year damn does he make the decision tough.
- My boy from Illinois Pierre Thomas makes me look good. Although he got less carries (8) than Darren Sproles (10) and Chris Ivory (13) he leads the Saints with 66 rushing yards (8.3 YPC) and a rushing TD. Sproles does everything: 51 rushing yards on 10 carries and 2 rushing TDs + 34 receiving yards, 5 targets, 4 receptions.
- I was talking about this with Cubsfan4evr1 today, this is the playoffs and Pierre Thomas is really good. Probably not the best decision to limit his carries. The playoffs is no time to be conservative with your players.
- Robert Meachum, Devery Henderson, and Jimmy Graham all catch a TD. Marques Colston leads all Saints with 120 yards (and caught all 7 of his targets) and he and Meachum get over 100 receiving yards. From what I saw in this game, the Lions secondary was more porous than a sieve. Saints receivers found the holes and were open all day. Meachum was WIDE open on his TD catch.
- If the Lions didn't get bounced from the playoffs Megatron (Calvin Johnson) might have had the post-season like what Arizona's Larry Fitzgerald had in 2009. He caught 12 out of his 15 targets (80% catch rate) for 211 receiving yards and two touchdowns.
- It's shame how one dimensional the Lions are. Yes they can pass it but it's really Calvin Johnson and no one else. They struggled heavily to run the ball. The Lions leading rusher was Kevin Smith: 6 carries, 21 yards, 3.5 YPC, and no touchdowns.
- Matthew Stafford needs to become a tad bit better at not turning the ball over- he had two interceptions in this game. Other than that he had an amazing game: 65.1% completion percentage, 380 passing yards, 2 passing TDs, 1 rushing TD.
(5) ATLANTA FALCONS vs. (4) NEW YORK GIANTS
- I know the Giants were favored in this game but it felt to me that everyone was picking the Falcons to win. Not me. I don't like how the Falcons are built and I'm not the biggest Matt Ryan fan (Although, when I say that, I believe he's the 12th best QB in the game right now. But still, overall I'm not a fan). That defense is piss poor at rushing the passer and the offense is way too conservative. As TBO once texted me this year: "Maybe another receiver wasn't the problem. Probably the QB" (or something along those lines). I firmly believe that to be the case. I also like how the Giants are constructed. They are amazing at rushing the passer (which helps makes up for their awful secondary) and I've completely changed my mind on Eli. He was an elite QB this season with help from Victor Cruz and Hakeem Nicks. It turns out my hatred of the Falcons and my like of the Giants paid off. I predicted the Falcons to lose and they did 24-2.
- Gotta love a game where a team's only points comes from a safety- in this case a mistake made by Manning.
- Matt Ryan only had a 58.5% completion percentage, 199 passing yards, a 71.1 quarterback rating, a 36.9 QBR (out of 100), and an atrocious 4.9 YPA. Hey, at least he didn't turn the ball over.
- In three postseason appearances, Matt Ryan has never won a game. In 2010, the Atlanta Falcons were dominant all season, couldn't lose at home, and rightfully earned the #1 seed. They were bounced in the playoffs by the 6th seed. Granted, that 6th seed was the World Champ Green Bay Packers, but they still lost and did so in an embarrassing fashion (Plus, at the time of the game, the Packers did not even remotely resemble the team you know and see today). This year, they were the 5 seed facing the 4 seed and, like I said earlier, many people predicted this "upset". They again lost in embarrassing fashion.
- I'm not saying the Falcons should draft another QB but Matt Ryan has done nothing to convince me that he's even remotely elite and that he's a franchise quarterback. From an outsiders perspective and one who doesn't watch very many Falcons games (so obviously take this opinion with a grain of salt) I would first overhaul the offensive system. I think if they ran a spread offense like something the Saints or Patriots do and not be so run heavy then Ryan would excel. Maybe. If I were a Falcons fan I think I would like to see that happen and then if that doesn't work either 1) start creating a Superbowl championship team a la the 2000 Ravens or 2) start seriously considering a new QB.
- Have I mentioned that I am not a Matt Ryan fan?
- A lot of the reason I would first consider changing the offensive philosophy is because I predicted every single first down the Falcons were going to do- run it with Michael Turner. I'm a casual fan and even *I* figured that out. It was obvious the Giants figured that out as well. Turner ended the day with only 41 rushing yards on 15 carries (2.7 YPC) and was stopped on every single first down he ran.
- As mentioned earlier, before this season started I was not an Eli Manning fan. He changed my mind this season and he was really damn good in this playoff game: 71.9% completion percentage, 3 TDs, 0 INTs, 277 passing yards, and a 8.7 YPA. Sure, a lot of Eli's stuff came because Hakeem Nicks is a beast (6/9, 115 receiving yards, 19.2 YPR, and 2 TDs) but hey, I like Eli this year and going forward in the playoffs.
- Mario Manningham was the second NYG receiver in this game (4/5, 68 receiving yards, TD) but I still like Victor Cruz (2/5, 28 receiving yards, 0 TD) for the rest of the playoffs and going forward.
- The New York Football Giants finally got their running game going. Brandon Jacobs: 14 carries, 6.6 YPC. Ahmad Bradshaw: 14 carries, 4.5 YPC.
If the Giants play this well next week they have a chance to defeat the Green Bay Packers. I'm not saying they will and I will predict the Packers to win in the GOI Pick 'Em game but this Giants team is built to defeat the Packers as they almost defeated them in the regular season. The Giants can rush the passer effectively with their front four which also allows them to keep seven to defend against the plethora of receivers, and Eli can score and keep pace with Rodgers. If I'm a Packers fan I'm super upset that both the Giants (as well as the New Orleans Saints who can also definitely keep pace with Rodgers) won this weekend.
(5) PITTSBURGH STEELERS vs. (4) DENVER TEBOWS
- The Denver Broncos at home stun the world by defeating the Pittsburgh Steelers 29-23 in OT.
- Big Ben was obviously not healthy for this game. He could not scramble and that clearly affected his entire game. He finished the game with a 55.0% completion percentage, 289 passing yards, 1 TD, 1 INT, and a 75.9 passer rating.
- I knew Isaac Redman would be fine to replace Mendenhall considering what a down year the Illini RB had but I never expected Redman to be this good: 17 carries, 121 rushing yards, and 7.1 YPC. Mike Wallace stole the rushing TD though with an end around.
- My boy Mike Wallace gets ten targets but only catches 3 passes. Emmanuel Sanders: 6 for 8, 81 yards, Antonio Brown: 5 for 7, 70 yards, Heath Miller: 5 for 7, 60 yards, and Jerricho Cotchery: Receiving TD, one target.
AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MAIN ATTRACTION: TIIIIIIIIIIM TEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
- Tebow looked really good in this game and made some great passes. I though the Steelers defense played terribly as well and left some wide open gaps for the Denver's sub par receivers to get through (especially on the one play in OT) but I'll gladly give credit where credit is due. Even though Tebow completed less than 50% of his passes (47.6%), he threw for 316 yards, an amazing 15.0 YPA, 3 touchdowns (1 rushing) and no picks. Plus, he had a 97.3 QBR (best is 100). He had a 125.6 quarterback rating to go along with his 50 rushing yards on 10 "carries". Plus, a win over the vaunted Steel Curtain.
- Surprisingly there are other players on the Denver Broncos than Timothy Dalton Praise-the-Lord Tebow (I know, shocking, right?). One of these players is starting running back Willis McGahee. I don't trust McGahee to hold up throughout these playoffs. He had a measly 3.2 YPC today. Seriously, I want to see more Lance Ball.
- Demaryius Thomas did his best Megatron impression: 4 for 7, 204 receiving yards, and a game wining 80-yard TD in overtime.
- Besides fellow gamblers and everyone in Colorado, no one is a bigger fan of this win than the New England Patriots and their fans.
See y'all next week. And we... are... OUT!
- I've been a fan of the Houston Texans for some years now and I was glad to see them finally get a playoff birth and win a playoff game as they defeat Marvin Lewis' Bengals 31-10.
- If you needed any further proof why I ranked Lewis as the worst coach in the playoffs you need to look no further than the fact that he wasted all of his challenges (he didn't win any) before half time started. Plus, you could have looked at his nine year body of work.
- It's a shame Matt Schaub got injured because T.J. Yates absolutely did not pass the eye test. Pros: Yates did not turn the ball over and had a 97.7 passer rating. Cons: He only completed 55% of his passes for only 159 yards. And he made some terible throws and got lucky he was not intercepted a few times.
- To help make up for Yates's problems? The savior known as Arian Foster. There's no doubt in my mind Foster is the best running back in the game right now. He rushed for 153 yards (6.4 YPC) with two amazing touchdown runs. Ben Tate might be a #1 RB on many teams but is relegated to the #2 back (a la Michael Turner in San Diego) in Houston. Although he only got 9 carries he rushed for a damn fine 4.1 YPC.
- Kudos to the Houston defense- the second best defense in the league/the playoffs- to holding the Bengals to only 10 points and intercepting Andy Dalton three times. J.J. Watt's pick six was one of the best interceptions I've ever seen.
- To me, Andy Dalton looked like Peyton Manning before the Watt INT. Along with the three picks he had no touchdowns, completed 64.3% of his passes, and had a 51.4 passer rating.
- A.J. Green looked great in the first half but ended up catching only 5 out of his 12 targets (41.7% catch rate) for only 47 yards. It also looked like Dalton was forcing to Green in the second half which hurt both players' numbers.
- The Bengals only ran the ball 19 times with Cedric Benson leading the way with 7 rushes (2.0 YPC) but did get into the end zone. Cincinnati's leading rusher was Brian Leonard with 34 yards on 3 carries.
(6) DETROIT LIONS vs. (3) NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
- In Detroit's first playoff game in over a decade they lose to the powerhouse that is Drew Brees 45-28.
- Drew Brees was just amazing. He threw for 466 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INT, and completed 76.7% of his passes. While I will be really upset if he gets the MVP this year damn does he make the decision tough.
- My boy from Illinois Pierre Thomas makes me look good. Although he got less carries (8) than Darren Sproles (10) and Chris Ivory (13) he leads the Saints with 66 rushing yards (8.3 YPC) and a rushing TD. Sproles does everything: 51 rushing yards on 10 carries and 2 rushing TDs + 34 receiving yards, 5 targets, 4 receptions.
- I was talking about this with Cubsfan4evr1 today, this is the playoffs and Pierre Thomas is really good. Probably not the best decision to limit his carries. The playoffs is no time to be conservative with your players.
- Robert Meachum, Devery Henderson, and Jimmy Graham all catch a TD. Marques Colston leads all Saints with 120 yards (and caught all 7 of his targets) and he and Meachum get over 100 receiving yards. From what I saw in this game, the Lions secondary was more porous than a sieve. Saints receivers found the holes and were open all day. Meachum was WIDE open on his TD catch.
- If the Lions didn't get bounced from the playoffs Megatron (Calvin Johnson) might have had the post-season like what Arizona's Larry Fitzgerald had in 2009. He caught 12 out of his 15 targets (80% catch rate) for 211 receiving yards and two touchdowns.
- It's shame how one dimensional the Lions are. Yes they can pass it but it's really Calvin Johnson and no one else. They struggled heavily to run the ball. The Lions leading rusher was Kevin Smith: 6 carries, 21 yards, 3.5 YPC, and no touchdowns.
- Matthew Stafford needs to become a tad bit better at not turning the ball over- he had two interceptions in this game. Other than that he had an amazing game: 65.1% completion percentage, 380 passing yards, 2 passing TDs, 1 rushing TD.
(5) ATLANTA FALCONS vs. (4) NEW YORK GIANTS
- I know the Giants were favored in this game but it felt to me that everyone was picking the Falcons to win. Not me. I don't like how the Falcons are built and I'm not the biggest Matt Ryan fan (Although, when I say that, I believe he's the 12th best QB in the game right now. But still, overall I'm not a fan). That defense is piss poor at rushing the passer and the offense is way too conservative. As TBO once texted me this year: "Maybe another receiver wasn't the problem. Probably the QB" (or something along those lines). I firmly believe that to be the case. I also like how the Giants are constructed. They are amazing at rushing the passer (which helps makes up for their awful secondary) and I've completely changed my mind on Eli. He was an elite QB this season with help from Victor Cruz and Hakeem Nicks. It turns out my hatred of the Falcons and my like of the Giants paid off. I predicted the Falcons to lose and they did 24-2.
- Gotta love a game where a team's only points comes from a safety- in this case a mistake made by Manning.
- Matt Ryan only had a 58.5% completion percentage, 199 passing yards, a 71.1 quarterback rating, a 36.9 QBR (out of 100), and an atrocious 4.9 YPA. Hey, at least he didn't turn the ball over.
- In three postseason appearances, Matt Ryan has never won a game. In 2010, the Atlanta Falcons were dominant all season, couldn't lose at home, and rightfully earned the #1 seed. They were bounced in the playoffs by the 6th seed. Granted, that 6th seed was the World Champ Green Bay Packers, but they still lost and did so in an embarrassing fashion (Plus, at the time of the game, the Packers did not even remotely resemble the team you know and see today). This year, they were the 5 seed facing the 4 seed and, like I said earlier, many people predicted this "upset". They again lost in embarrassing fashion.
- I'm not saying the Falcons should draft another QB but Matt Ryan has done nothing to convince me that he's even remotely elite and that he's a franchise quarterback. From an outsiders perspective and one who doesn't watch very many Falcons games (so obviously take this opinion with a grain of salt) I would first overhaul the offensive system. I think if they ran a spread offense like something the Saints or Patriots do and not be so run heavy then Ryan would excel. Maybe. If I were a Falcons fan I think I would like to see that happen and then if that doesn't work either 1) start creating a Superbowl championship team a la the 2000 Ravens or 2) start seriously considering a new QB.
- Have I mentioned that I am not a Matt Ryan fan?
- A lot of the reason I would first consider changing the offensive philosophy is because I predicted every single first down the Falcons were going to do- run it with Michael Turner. I'm a casual fan and even *I* figured that out. It was obvious the Giants figured that out as well. Turner ended the day with only 41 rushing yards on 15 carries (2.7 YPC) and was stopped on every single first down he ran.
- As mentioned earlier, before this season started I was not an Eli Manning fan. He changed my mind this season and he was really damn good in this playoff game: 71.9% completion percentage, 3 TDs, 0 INTs, 277 passing yards, and a 8.7 YPA. Sure, a lot of Eli's stuff came because Hakeem Nicks is a beast (6/9, 115 receiving yards, 19.2 YPR, and 2 TDs) but hey, I like Eli this year and going forward in the playoffs.
- Mario Manningham was the second NYG receiver in this game (4/5, 68 receiving yards, TD) but I still like Victor Cruz (2/5, 28 receiving yards, 0 TD) for the rest of the playoffs and going forward.
- The New York Football Giants finally got their running game going. Brandon Jacobs: 14 carries, 6.6 YPC. Ahmad Bradshaw: 14 carries, 4.5 YPC.
If the Giants play this well next week they have a chance to defeat the Green Bay Packers. I'm not saying they will and I will predict the Packers to win in the GOI Pick 'Em game but this Giants team is built to defeat the Packers as they almost defeated them in the regular season. The Giants can rush the passer effectively with their front four which also allows them to keep seven to defend against the plethora of receivers, and Eli can score and keep pace with Rodgers. If I'm a Packers fan I'm super upset that both the Giants (as well as the New Orleans Saints who can also definitely keep pace with Rodgers) won this weekend.
(5) PITTSBURGH STEELERS vs. (4) DENVER TEBOWS
- The Denver Broncos at home stun the world by defeating the Pittsburgh Steelers 29-23 in OT.
- Big Ben was obviously not healthy for this game. He could not scramble and that clearly affected his entire game. He finished the game with a 55.0% completion percentage, 289 passing yards, 1 TD, 1 INT, and a 75.9 passer rating.
- I knew Isaac Redman would be fine to replace Mendenhall considering what a down year the Illini RB had but I never expected Redman to be this good: 17 carries, 121 rushing yards, and 7.1 YPC. Mike Wallace stole the rushing TD though with an end around.
- My boy Mike Wallace gets ten targets but only catches 3 passes. Emmanuel Sanders: 6 for 8, 81 yards, Antonio Brown: 5 for 7, 70 yards, Heath Miller: 5 for 7, 60 yards, and Jerricho Cotchery: Receiving TD, one target.
AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MAIN ATTRACTION: TIIIIIIIIIIM TEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
- Tebow looked really good in this game and made some great passes. I though the Steelers defense played terribly as well and left some wide open gaps for the Denver's sub par receivers to get through (especially on the one play in OT) but I'll gladly give credit where credit is due. Even though Tebow completed less than 50% of his passes (47.6%), he threw for 316 yards, an amazing 15.0 YPA, 3 touchdowns (1 rushing) and no picks. Plus, he had a 97.3 QBR (best is 100). He had a 125.6 quarterback rating to go along with his 50 rushing yards on 10 "carries". Plus, a win over the vaunted Steel Curtain.
- Surprisingly there are other players on the Denver Broncos than Timothy Dalton Praise-the-Lord Tebow (I know, shocking, right?). One of these players is starting running back Willis McGahee. I don't trust McGahee to hold up throughout these playoffs. He had a measly 3.2 YPC today. Seriously, I want to see more Lance Ball.
- Demaryius Thomas did his best Megatron impression: 4 for 7, 204 receiving yards, and a game wining 80-yard TD in overtime.
- Besides fellow gamblers and everyone in Colorado, no one is a bigger fan of this win than the New England Patriots and their fans.
See y'all next week. And we... are... OUT!
#7- Goodfellas (1990)
Posted by
Adam Kaplan
on Saturday, January 7, 2012
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This post was written by guest writer Dan Bennett
Who's List Was This On
- Dan Bennett: #1
- Bryan Hernandez: #7
- David "MVP" Eckstein: #7
TOTAL VOTES RECEIVED: 63
Directed By: Martin Scorsese
Written By: Martin Scorsese and Nicholas Pileggi
Starring: Ray Liotta, Robert DeNiro, and Joe Pesci
Based Upon: The book Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi
The Plot
The movie is based off of the book Wiseguy which is about the real life of the gangster Henry Hill. Henry Hill was a mobster in New York in Vario's gang. He had several stints in jail for just about everything mobsters do to get them in trouble and eventually snitched on everyone to avoid ending up in prison for life. He joined the FBI's witness protection program until the movie was released. It was said that when the film was released, Henry couldn't stop telling people who he was and the FBI refused to protect him. The film itself covers two decades of life in the mob, following Henry Hill (Liotta), and his friends James Conway (DeNiro) and Tommy DeVito (Pesci). The film begins with the three of them and some other minor characters pulling off a huge heist, and then follows them in how they turn on one another to avoid being caught, while at the same time trying to work their way up the hierarchy of the mob.
Why This Movie Is Great
The best way to explain why this movie is great is this movie does not pretend to be something its not. In looking at what the AFI deems to be great, and what the Oscar's consider to be best pictures of the year, some of them tend to be abstract, commentaries with weak plots that only pretentious movie snobs like. (For proof watch a lot of Stanley Kurbrick's work in the 60's and 70's). This is not one of those movies. This movie is not some abstract commentary, it is a good story, done by high quality actors and that is what it is meant to be. Robert DeNiro and Ray Liotta spent a lot of their time with a lot of the gangsters involved in the actual events (the ones that were imprisoned obviously, not the ones killed), and were able to portray these mobsters to the point where it seemed like the actual mobsters themselves were on the screen. Joe Pesci (the only person to walk away from this movie with an Oscar), had one of the most remembered lines in film history... "Funny how, funny like a clown," and just as a side note, the word "fuck" is said 296 times in the movie- an average of 2.04 fucks per minute.
This movie has set the benchmark for how gangster movies are made today. Much like how Die Hard was compared to every action movie after its release (Speed was Die Hard on a bus, Speed II was Die Hard on a boat etc), mobster movies after Goodfellas, even Scorsese's mobster movies are compared to Goodfellas (Casino is Goodfellas in Las Vegas, The Departed is Goodfellas but with the Irish, etc.). This is truly the greatest film of its genre, and has earned a well deserved spot on this list.
Adam Kaplan's Two Cents
This was a great review by my friend Dan Bennett but I wanted to point out two other things that make Goodfellas so great: the music and the cinematography.
First, the music. Scorsese is great at coming up with music for his film and it just wouldn't be a Martin Scorsese film without some Rolling Stones- in particularly "Gimmie Shelter". True, Scorsese has used the song multiple times since Goodfellas, but it's great every single time. Scorsese also manages to use the shitty four plus minute ending to Eric Clapton's "Layla" in a beautiful and haunting scene over a montage of deaths.
Secondly, we have the cinematography- the camera work throughout the movie. Scorsese has always been a great storyteller and his use of the camera to help tell the story is at its best in this film. One scene in particular stands out to me. There's a scene where Henry Hill and his wife are walking into a comedy club. But Henry fucking Hill does not use the front door- he's able to enter through the kitchen. Once he exits the kitchen, the wait staff creates a table up in front for Henry and his wife right in front. What was amazing about this scene was that it was all one, continuous tracking shot and the scene lasted a good one to two minutes. This may seem trivial to you but trust me, that scene was a work of genius. That scene in particular was shot seven times and one of the takes was ruined because the comedian (Henry Youngman) who has the last line in the scene flubbed his line.
FUN FACT: Both of Scorsese's parents are featured in the movie. Scorsese's mother (Catherine) plays Joe Pesci's mother and his father (Charles) plays the prisoner who puts too much garlic in the tomato sauce.
This post was written by guest writer Dan Bennett
Who's List Was This On
- Dan Bennett: #1
- Bryan Hernandez: #7
- David "MVP" Eckstein: #7
TOTAL VOTES RECEIVED: 63
Directed By: Martin Scorsese
Written By: Martin Scorsese and Nicholas Pileggi
Starring: Ray Liotta, Robert DeNiro, and Joe Pesci
Based Upon: The book Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi
The Plot
The movie is based off of the book Wiseguy which is about the real life of the gangster Henry Hill. Henry Hill was a mobster in New York in Vario's gang. He had several stints in jail for just about everything mobsters do to get them in trouble and eventually snitched on everyone to avoid ending up in prison for life. He joined the FBI's witness protection program until the movie was released. It was said that when the film was released, Henry couldn't stop telling people who he was and the FBI refused to protect him. The film itself covers two decades of life in the mob, following Henry Hill (Liotta), and his friends James Conway (DeNiro) and Tommy DeVito (Pesci). The film begins with the three of them and some other minor characters pulling off a huge heist, and then follows them in how they turn on one another to avoid being caught, while at the same time trying to work their way up the hierarchy of the mob.
Why This Movie Is Great
The best way to explain why this movie is great is this movie does not pretend to be something its not. In looking at what the AFI deems to be great, and what the Oscar's consider to be best pictures of the year, some of them tend to be abstract, commentaries with weak plots that only pretentious movie snobs like. (For proof watch a lot of Stanley Kurbrick's work in the 60's and 70's). This is not one of those movies. This movie is not some abstract commentary, it is a good story, done by high quality actors and that is what it is meant to be. Robert DeNiro and Ray Liotta spent a lot of their time with a lot of the gangsters involved in the actual events (the ones that were imprisoned obviously, not the ones killed), and were able to portray these mobsters to the point where it seemed like the actual mobsters themselves were on the screen. Joe Pesci (the only person to walk away from this movie with an Oscar), had one of the most remembered lines in film history... "Funny how, funny like a clown," and just as a side note, the word "fuck" is said 296 times in the movie- an average of 2.04 fucks per minute.
This movie has set the benchmark for how gangster movies are made today. Much like how Die Hard was compared to every action movie after its release (Speed was Die Hard on a bus, Speed II was Die Hard on a boat etc), mobster movies after Goodfellas, even Scorsese's mobster movies are compared to Goodfellas (Casino is Goodfellas in Las Vegas, The Departed is Goodfellas but with the Irish, etc.). This is truly the greatest film of its genre, and has earned a well deserved spot on this list.
Adam Kaplan's Two Cents
This was a great review by my friend Dan Bennett but I wanted to point out two other things that make Goodfellas so great: the music and the cinematography.
First, the music. Scorsese is great at coming up with music for his film and it just wouldn't be a Martin Scorsese film without some Rolling Stones- in particularly "Gimmie Shelter". True, Scorsese has used the song multiple times since Goodfellas, but it's great every single time. Scorsese also manages to use the shitty four plus minute ending to Eric Clapton's "Layla" in a beautiful and haunting scene over a montage of deaths.
Secondly, we have the cinematography- the camera work throughout the movie. Scorsese has always been a great storyteller and his use of the camera to help tell the story is at its best in this film. One scene in particular stands out to me. There's a scene where Henry Hill and his wife are walking into a comedy club. But Henry fucking Hill does not use the front door- he's able to enter through the kitchen. Once he exits the kitchen, the wait staff creates a table up in front for Henry and his wife right in front. What was amazing about this scene was that it was all one, continuous tracking shot and the scene lasted a good one to two minutes. This may seem trivial to you but trust me, that scene was a work of genius. That scene in particular was shot seven times and one of the takes was ruined because the comedian (Henry Youngman) who has the last line in the scene flubbed his line.
FUN FACT: Both of Scorsese's parents are featured in the movie. Scorsese's mother (Catherine) plays Joe Pesci's mother and his father (Charles) plays the prisoner who puts too much garlic in the tomato sauce.
#8- Die Hard (1988)
Posted by
Adam Kaplan
on Friday, January 6, 2012
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Who's List Was This On
- Adam Kaplan: #4
- Dan Bennett: #6
- The 'Bright' One: #9
TOTAL VOTES RECEIVED: 59
Directed By: John McTiernan
Written By: Jeb Stuart and Steven E. de Souza
Starring: Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman
Based Upon: The book Nothing Lasts Forever by Roderick Thorp
The Plot
New York police officer John McClane (Willis) goes to visit his wife Holly (Bonnie Bedelia) over Christmas who is working in Los Angeles for a major corporation. He meets up with his wife at the corporate Christmas party when all of the sudden a terrorist group led by Hans Gruber (Rickman) take over the Christmas party and the entire skyscraper and it is up to Officer McClane to stop the attack.
Why This Movie Is Great
There are two basic reasons why Die Hard is great: 1) The vulnerability yet awesomeness of John McClane and 2) Hans Gruber.
We'll start with John McClane first. Generally, the key to making a great action movie is to have a great action star in the center of it. In most action movies, the hero is essentially infallible; he can do no wrong. That's not true with John McClane. Sure, he does do some damage to Hans Gruber's team, but he hits many bumps and bruises along the way. This movie is not like say Arnold Schwarzenegger in Collateral Damage- a normal, everyday guy who just magically appears to be the best secret agent in the world when he start fighting people. John McClane is presented as a very good officer but the movie reflects his boundaries.
He is a police officer so he does have expertise in firing a gun and combat, but he still struggles to try and pick off members of Hans Gruber's elite team. Towards the beginning of the movie he barely escapes when three members of the terrorist group come after him. He has a hard time jumping in and out of things and almost falls to his death. The key to Officer McClane's vulnerability is that fact that he is forced to go barefoot throughout the entire film. At one point we see him walk over broken glass in order to survive.
In dime a dozen action flicks we see the hero/protagonist seem indestructible but this is not so with John McClane.
The second reason Die Hard is so great is because of Hans Gruber- the first major role for the great Alan Rickman. Hans Gruber is not your typical terrorist (as if there exists a "typical terrorist"). He is a smart, thoughtful, and rational man who surprisingly has great humor to him. There have been bigger and better movie villains that have come after Hans Gurber (mainly since No Country For Old Men was released) but Hans Gruber is the innovator and his still holds up today.
Of course there are gun fights and shootouts and things get blown up- like what is necessary in all action movies- but Die Hard rises above the rest because of John McClane and Hans Gruber and therefore cracks the top ten of Game of Inches' top 25.
FUN FACT: Forget It's A Wonderful Life, White Christmas, A Christmas Story, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation or any other movie you can think of, Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie ever.
BONUS: This is a great parody of the Die Hard movies from The Ben Stiller Show
Who's List Was This On
- Adam Kaplan: #4
- Dan Bennett: #6
- The 'Bright' One: #9
TOTAL VOTES RECEIVED: 59
Directed By: John McTiernan
Written By: Jeb Stuart and Steven E. de Souza
Starring: Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman
Based Upon: The book Nothing Lasts Forever by Roderick Thorp
The Plot
New York police officer John McClane (Willis) goes to visit his wife Holly (Bonnie Bedelia) over Christmas who is working in Los Angeles for a major corporation. He meets up with his wife at the corporate Christmas party when all of the sudden a terrorist group led by Hans Gruber (Rickman) take over the Christmas party and the entire skyscraper and it is up to Officer McClane to stop the attack.
Why This Movie Is Great
There are two basic reasons why Die Hard is great: 1) The vulnerability yet awesomeness of John McClane and 2) Hans Gruber.
We'll start with John McClane first. Generally, the key to making a great action movie is to have a great action star in the center of it. In most action movies, the hero is essentially infallible; he can do no wrong. That's not true with John McClane. Sure, he does do some damage to Hans Gruber's team, but he hits many bumps and bruises along the way. This movie is not like say Arnold Schwarzenegger in Collateral Damage- a normal, everyday guy who just magically appears to be the best secret agent in the world when he start fighting people. John McClane is presented as a very good officer but the movie reflects his boundaries.
He is a police officer so he does have expertise in firing a gun and combat, but he still struggles to try and pick off members of Hans Gruber's elite team. Towards the beginning of the movie he barely escapes when three members of the terrorist group come after him. He has a hard time jumping in and out of things and almost falls to his death. The key to Officer McClane's vulnerability is that fact that he is forced to go barefoot throughout the entire film. At one point we see him walk over broken glass in order to survive.
In dime a dozen action flicks we see the hero/protagonist seem indestructible but this is not so with John McClane.
The second reason Die Hard is so great is because of Hans Gruber- the first major role for the great Alan Rickman. Hans Gruber is not your typical terrorist (as if there exists a "typical terrorist"). He is a smart, thoughtful, and rational man who surprisingly has great humor to him. There have been bigger and better movie villains that have come after Hans Gurber (mainly since No Country For Old Men was released) but Hans Gruber is the innovator and his still holds up today.
Of course there are gun fights and shootouts and things get blown up- like what is necessary in all action movies- but Die Hard rises above the rest because of John McClane and Hans Gruber and therefore cracks the top ten of Game of Inches' top 25.
FUN FACT: Forget It's A Wonderful Life, White Christmas, A Christmas Story, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation or any other movie you can think of, Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie ever.
BONUS: This is a great parody of the Die Hard movies from The Ben Stiller Show
#9- Forrest Gump (1994)
Posted by
Adam Kaplan
on Thursday, January 5, 2012
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Who's List Was This On
- Cubsfan4evr1: #4
- The 'Bright' One: #7
- Adam Kaplan: #12
- Dan Bennett: #24
TOTAL VOTES RECEIVED: 57
Directed By: Robert Zemeckis
Written By: Eric Roth
Starring: Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Sally Field, and Gary Sinise
Based Upon: The book Forrest Gump by Winston Groom
The Plot
This movie is about the life of Forrest Gump (Hanks)- a slow witted man with a below average IQ as he travels throughout the world, becomes a part of the United State's historic events, and searches for the childhood love of his life: Jenny (Wright)
Why This Movie Is Great
99.9999999% of a time a movie is great, or really any moving medium is great because there's a conflict. However, that .00000001% is Forrest Gump. Roth's script is so great and Tom Hanks's acting is so incredible that you care about what happens to this dim-witted man even though there's very little conflict in his life. Sure his mom dies and he searched for Jenny, finds her, she leaves him, he finds her again et cetra, et certa, but in the grand scheme of things, Forrest Gump is entertaining without having a major conflict.
The reason this film is so engaging without a major conflict because this movie is about the life and times of America with Forrest Gump representing the mainstream culture and Jenny representing the counter culture.
Forrest was born in the 1950's and was a part of many of America's most important moments. He taught Elvis Presley his signature move, he was a kick returner for Bear Bryant and the University of Alabama, he fought in Vietnam, and he was there when the National Guard was called when George Wallace refused to let African-Americans into public schools.
Jenny on the other hand was fully entrenched in the counter-culture movement and the sexual revolution of the 1960's. She does massive amount of drugs, she constantly has sex, she befriends Black Panthers, and basically personifies everything Ken Kesey stands for.
Although the characters of the movie are great, Robert Zemeckis does a great job with this film. First, the music in Forrest Gump and its soundtrack is probably the greatest music ever in the history of cinema. When Buffalo Springfield's "For What Its Worth" plays while the helicopters are flying over Vietnam is just amazing. The soundtrack includes other greats like "Fortunate Son" by CCR, "Break On Through (To The Other Side)" by The Doors, and "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Besides the music, the special effects in Forrest Gump is pretty incredible. While the film doesn't really contain explosions and giant action sequences like most Oscar winning films that win Best Special Effects what Zemeckis does is chop of Gary Sinise's legs as Lt. Dan and plants Forrest Gump right in the middle of famous historical events and he gets to meet many Presidents.
Tom Hanks does such an incredible job playing Forrest Gump and he helps to bring such an amazing character to life. The character of Forrest Gump is such an iconic character and has become fully entrenched as a part of Americana. No other actor could have pulled off playing Forrest Gump as what Tom Hanks did.
Tom Hanks has had a very interesting career and if you're as young as I am and you're first real memory of Tom Hanks is in Forrest Gump then you don't really remember what an odd career he had before the 1994 classic. He first started off in a TV show where he played a cross dresser in Bosom Buddies. Then, he starred in a lot of goofy comedies like Splash and Bachelor Party. He was still doing comedies but he evolved to better ones when he did Big in 1988. He then got to test his acting chops in A League Of Their Own. Then he did a 360 and starred in the romance classic Sleepless In Seattle. After 1992, Hanks finally got to play with the big boys when he starred in Philadelphia in 1993 and then Forrest Gump in 1994. Since winning back-to-back Oscars Hanks blew up and went on to star in: Apollo 13, Toy Story, Saving Private Ryan, Cast Away, Road to Perdition, Catch Me If You Can, and Charlie Wilson's War. What an amazing and incredible career that is. To start off doing a crappy cross-dressing television show and spending five plus years churning out comedy crap to becoming probably the best actor in the world and starring in three out of the top twenty five movies of the past 25 years (according to us here at GOI). His rise to the top was helped fueled by his amazing performance in Forrest Gump.
FUN FACTS:
- Tom Hanks got his signature Forrest Gump accent from Michael Humphreys- the actor who played young Forrest Gump and who actually talked that way.
- Every time Forrest Gump enters a new stage in his life he wears a different blue, plaid shirt.
- Very rarely do movies released during the summer sweep the Oscars. Forrest Gump (released July 6, 1994) is one of the exceptions
- I love Forrest Gump and as great of a movie as it is, it was the third best movie of 1994. The two movies ahead of it? Well, you'll just have to continue to follow this list and you'll find out.
Who's List Was This On
- Cubsfan4evr1: #4
- The 'Bright' One: #7
- Adam Kaplan: #12
- Dan Bennett: #24
TOTAL VOTES RECEIVED: 57
Directed By: Robert Zemeckis
Written By: Eric Roth
Starring: Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Sally Field, and Gary Sinise
Based Upon: The book Forrest Gump by Winston Groom
The Plot
This movie is about the life of Forrest Gump (Hanks)- a slow witted man with a below average IQ as he travels throughout the world, becomes a part of the United State's historic events, and searches for the childhood love of his life: Jenny (Wright)
Why This Movie Is Great
99.9999999% of a time a movie is great, or really any moving medium is great because there's a conflict. However, that .00000001% is Forrest Gump. Roth's script is so great and Tom Hanks's acting is so incredible that you care about what happens to this dim-witted man even though there's very little conflict in his life. Sure his mom dies and he searched for Jenny, finds her, she leaves him, he finds her again et cetra, et certa, but in the grand scheme of things, Forrest Gump is entertaining without having a major conflict.
The reason this film is so engaging without a major conflict because this movie is about the life and times of America with Forrest Gump representing the mainstream culture and Jenny representing the counter culture.
Forrest was born in the 1950's and was a part of many of America's most important moments. He taught Elvis Presley his signature move, he was a kick returner for Bear Bryant and the University of Alabama, he fought in Vietnam, and he was there when the National Guard was called when George Wallace refused to let African-Americans into public schools.
Jenny on the other hand was fully entrenched in the counter-culture movement and the sexual revolution of the 1960's. She does massive amount of drugs, she constantly has sex, she befriends Black Panthers, and basically personifies everything Ken Kesey stands for.
Although the characters of the movie are great, Robert Zemeckis does a great job with this film. First, the music in Forrest Gump and its soundtrack is probably the greatest music ever in the history of cinema. When Buffalo Springfield's "For What Its Worth" plays while the helicopters are flying over Vietnam is just amazing. The soundtrack includes other greats like "Fortunate Son" by CCR, "Break On Through (To The Other Side)" by The Doors, and "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Besides the music, the special effects in Forrest Gump is pretty incredible. While the film doesn't really contain explosions and giant action sequences like most Oscar winning films that win Best Special Effects what Zemeckis does is chop of Gary Sinise's legs as Lt. Dan and plants Forrest Gump right in the middle of famous historical events and he gets to meet many Presidents.
Tom Hanks does such an incredible job playing Forrest Gump and he helps to bring such an amazing character to life. The character of Forrest Gump is such an iconic character and has become fully entrenched as a part of Americana. No other actor could have pulled off playing Forrest Gump as what Tom Hanks did.
Tom Hanks has had a very interesting career and if you're as young as I am and you're first real memory of Tom Hanks is in Forrest Gump then you don't really remember what an odd career he had before the 1994 classic. He first started off in a TV show where he played a cross dresser in Bosom Buddies. Then, he starred in a lot of goofy comedies like Splash and Bachelor Party. He was still doing comedies but he evolved to better ones when he did Big in 1988. He then got to test his acting chops in A League Of Their Own. Then he did a 360 and starred in the romance classic Sleepless In Seattle. After 1992, Hanks finally got to play with the big boys when he starred in Philadelphia in 1993 and then Forrest Gump in 1994. Since winning back-to-back Oscars Hanks blew up and went on to star in: Apollo 13, Toy Story, Saving Private Ryan, Cast Away, Road to Perdition, Catch Me If You Can, and Charlie Wilson's War. What an amazing and incredible career that is. To start off doing a crappy cross-dressing television show and spending five plus years churning out comedy crap to becoming probably the best actor in the world and starring in three out of the top twenty five movies of the past 25 years (according to us here at GOI). His rise to the top was helped fueled by his amazing performance in Forrest Gump.
FUN FACTS:
- Tom Hanks got his signature Forrest Gump accent from Michael Humphreys- the actor who played young Forrest Gump and who actually talked that way.
- Every time Forrest Gump enters a new stage in his life he wears a different blue, plaid shirt.
- Very rarely do movies released during the summer sweep the Oscars. Forrest Gump (released July 6, 1994) is one of the exceptions
- I love Forrest Gump and as great of a movie as it is, it was the third best movie of 1994. The two movies ahead of it? Well, you'll just have to continue to follow this list and you'll find out.
Sexy Rexy's Top 10 Movies Of 2011
Posted by
Adam Kaplan
EDITOR'S NOTE: Here is my new and improved list for the Best Films Of 2011.
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2011 was a horrible year for movies. I've (maybe) said that a handful of times in recent years but no year in recent memory has ever been as bad as 2011. I thought overall 2007 was a pretty terrible year but at least that year had There Will Be Blood and Superbad. The same can not be said of 2011. You know it's a bad year when a trailer is one of the best things released. You know the year is a bad year for movies when you can't use the cliche "top 11 of oh-eleven". I could barely come up with up with ten!
I will say though that I (obviously) have not seen every movie released in 2011 nor have I seen every movie that has the potential to earn a spot on this list. I have not seen Drive or The Help, I have not seen award darlings The Artist or War Horse (nor do I really care to though- they look boring as shit), nor have I seen (essentially) any movie in which any of its leading ladies have a shot to win an Oscar (I rarely do and so do almost everyone else in America). When I see any of these movies I will update my list accordingly, but considering I have seen a shit ton of films this year, I think it's appropriate to create a list.
10) Moneyball dir. Bennett Miller
Michael Lewis' Moneyball is the greatest sports book ever written and probably GOI's favorite book ever. So we all had extremely high hopes when we saw the movie adaptation. The film fell extremely short of our expectations- which I knew would happen. If you love one medium you're going to hate the other. I went and a saw the film for a second time coming in with much lower expectations and tried to divorce myself from the book. Bennett Miller's Moneyball is not the same as Michael Lewis' version and I tried to watch the movie through that prism.
That still failed.
As I watched the movie I couldn't help thinking "No, no, no! Just do what the book does. Why aren't you explaining that better!?" But objectively speaking, this is one of the greatest sports movie ever made. Those who loved the movie are ones that did not read the book because they are not constrained in the prison of the novel which allowed them to appreciate the movie more.
No sports movie has ever took such a realistic look at a front office like what Moneyball did. Some of the best sports movies are about the team or specific players on the team. No one has ever been bold enough to follow around a GM like what this movie did.
Steven Zaillian (Gangs Of New York, American Gangster, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo) and Aaron Sorkin (A Few Good Men, The Social Network, Charlie Wilson's War) are a writing Tour de Force and did a great job not only portraying the excellence and insecurities of Oakland A's General Manager Billy Beane (as well as the phenomenal acting job by Brad Pitt) but also portraying this world of the new world thinking versus the old world thinking. It's Billy Beane and Peter Brand (based after the Beane's actual assistant GM- Paul DePodesta) using these new statistics to help out their small market team to fight in an unfair game.
As a huge fan of the book, the problem occurs is that the fight that Bennett Miller chooses to portray is a different fight that what Michael Lewis does portray. But the essence of the fight is still the same. The film presents a battle between how Beane and Brand choose the see baseball (FYI: the correct way) and how everyone else chooses to see baseball. The main way the film portrays this fight is through Beane versus Art Howe (Phillip Seymour Hoffman) the Oakland A's manager. Although it was a story line invented for the movie, it works well for the movie so the audience gets a glimpse of the huge battle Billy Beane fights in.
In the book, Billy Beane was taught sabermetric methods from his GM predecessor Sandy Alderson and Beane used those methods to create a winning team the many years before the 2002 season (the movie and book follows the 2002 Oakland A's). Emotionally, I hate the movie for it. Objectively, I think what the movie did was great to help explain to the casual viewer about the overall struggle Beane was faced with.
I thought Bennett Miller (Capote) did a fantastic job with this movie. The purpose of the film is to humanize Billy Beane and a front office that's fighting an uphill fight and that's something that has never been done in movies before. Miller uses a lot of close up and medium shots to help achieve this affect that even though Miller ended up and the low man on the totem pole for this project, I'm glad Miller's vision was the one that ultimately succeeded. I think his use of camera work and framing helped give the movie the feel that it did.
9) Super 8 dir. J.J. Abrams
The best way to describe this movie is that it is a combination of Stand By Me, E.T., and Jaws. It is no surprise that two of those films are Steven Spielberg films and that Spielberg was an executive producer of Super 8.
The movie follows a group of young kids who set out to make a monster picture. While doing so they witness a horrific train crash which in turn causes a mysterious creature to be let loose on their kids' small town.
The film mainly focuses around the young kids specifically Joe (Joel Courtney) and Alice (Elle Fanning) and the film is presented through their point of view. The story is about how these kids grow up and have to while searching for the mysterious creature.
However, the film falls apart in the third act. The movie does a great job throughout the first two thirds of the film in the sense that you never see the creature. The movie is about the children and the creature is just a McGuffin. Like Jaws, the movie worked better when you don't see the creature. In the first two acts, it's all about the kids. You care about these kids and this creature is just a movie device to help see how these young people will react to them. Really, the "monster" could have been anything because I loved these youngsters.
But in the third act you do see the creature and that (not coincidentally) is when the film starts to unravel. The film shifts away from a coming of age story to a straight up monster movie which detracts from the overarching themes and plot.
Overall, the film was enjoyable and I recommend everyone to rent it but because of the third act I couldn't put Super 8 any higher than nine.
8) Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol dir. Brad Bird
Sometimes you need fun, popcorn, action flicks and Tom Cruise is great at making those. You don't really remember what happened throughout the first three Mission: Impossible movies but I bet you do remember that you enjoyed them. The same holds true for the franchise's fourth installment: Ghost Protocol. In a few years this movie will probably fade into the dust, but as for this year (and especially for this weak year) Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocal rightfully earns a spot on my list.
We exist in a new age of action movies. Superhero movies like Spiderman II, The Dark Knight, and to a lesser extent Iron Man made it so that you need character depth in order to create a transcendent action movie. You almost need to take out the action to be a successful action movie nowadays. That, and a great and charismatic evil villain also helps.
Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol does not have any of that.
But what it does have a fun action scenes. And Jeremy Renner who is just awesome in whatever he's doing. The movie has the suspense mixed in with the comic relief and sometimes you need that and that is what I enjoyed about the movie. But because in reality it was just another dime-a-dozen popcorn flick, I can only rank it #8 on my list.
7) The Descendants dir. Alexander Payne
The movie follows along Matt King (Clooney) a Hawaiian real estate attorney, one of the descendants of the former king of Hawaii, and the trustee of a great deal of land that him and all of the descendants of the former king own.
Recently, Matt's wife was involving in boating accident in which her life hangs in the balance. Matt must balance preparing his two young daughters for the eventual death of his wife, the fact that he found out his wife was cheating on him, and the fact that him and all of his cousins have to sell the land they inherited "due to something like the Rule Against Perpetuities" (as someone in law school I'm impressed with myself that I actually know what this means) and is going through the process of entertaining bids for the land.
The movie follows Matt King as he struggles to deal with all of the problems that have suddenly come up in his life. He enlists the help of his oldest daughter Alexandra (Shailene Woodley) to not only be a "(wo)man" but to help him and her younger sister Scottie get through these troubling times. The movie rides on the strong acting performances by both Clooney and Woodley and both deserve, at minimum, Oscar nominations for their performances.
The major flaw of the film is that it is way too long. At least 15 minutes could be cut from it. Alexander Payne is a smart man and he knows what he's doing when it comes to making movies but I thought he could have achieved the same effect with a better editing job.
6) Larry Crowne dir. Tom Hanks
A lot of people did not like this movie. At all. It received a "rotten" rating on Rotten Tomatoes with only 34% of critics liking the movie and only 44% of fans. That's saying something. At least more than half the people liked Grown Ups. I honestly can not understand why people did not like Larry Crowne.
I get that Larry Crowne is not a very deep movie. I get that more thematic elements could have been brought out, but overall, the movie is a light-hearted romp with Tom Hanks as the focal point.
The movie follows around Larry Crowne (Hanks). He is an optimistic man who loves his job as a manager for a Wal-Mart type store. However, because he never went to college (he spent about two decades in the Navy as a chef instead) he gets laid off. In an attempt to turn his life around he enrolls in community college. The film follows Crowne into his first year in school- two main classes in particular- Mrs. Tainot's (Julia Roberts) Speech 101 class and Dr. Matsutani's (George Takei) Economics 101 class.
These two classes along with a young female student named Talia (Gugu Mbatha-Raw) help Larry Crowne put his life into perspective and eventually allows a blossoming relation between him and Mrs. Tainot.
What I like about this movie is that it doesn't pretend to be anything it's not. It's a fun little movie and that's about it. I have seen the film twice now and have enjoyed every minute of it each time. I think this movie was universally panned because people had unfair expectations for it. I went to see it, even after all the negative reviews and criticisms of it, and maybe that's why I enjoyed it more than most. Either way, I think this is just a pleasant and lovely movie to see.
5) 50/50 dir. Jonathan Levine
The movie follows around Adam (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) who has just gotten a rare type of back cancer. The story is based on the true life of the film's screen writer Will Reiser and about his struggles with getting cancer.
No movie this year has filed me with every single emotion like 50/50 did and the movie is led by the strong performance of Gordon-Levitt. You feel the lows that Adam goes through and well of some of the highs (literally and figuratively).
Adam is helped out by his best friend Kyle (Seth Rogen) and his therapist- a medical student in training- Katherine (Anna Kendricks). I've always been a big fan of Seth Rogen ever since The 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up but he shows in 50/50 that he actually does have legitimate acting chops.
The entire movie is about a person who struggles to deal with cancer as well as chemotherapy. While I can not personally relate, from what I've heard, Adam's up and downs are fairly realistic and if you or someone you know has/d cancer I think this movie will be wonderfully touching for you.
4) X-Men: First Class dir. Matthew Vaughn
Matthew Vaughn (Kick Ass) comes back with another superhero movie and with the best rendition of an X-Men film yet.
The film follows around Charlies Xavier (James McAvoy) and Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto (James Fassbender) as they first get control over their powers. X-Men: First Class is an origin story about how the first generation of mutants that we've seen in the first three X-Men films came to be.
The main reason this film is great is because of the performance of Michael Fassbender. He steals every scene he is in and it's this performance that will propel him into stardom. I could have watched an entire movie of just Magneto. I wanted the first third of film that involved Lehnsherr (both as a young boy and the character Fassbender played) to last for two plus hours. It was great.
What X-Men: First Class did better than any of its predecessors was to delve deeper into the emotions of feeling like an outsider and it cast actors with actual acting talent as opposed to just actors who happen to look like the comic book drawing. Not only is Fassbender and McAvoy really good in the film but so is the female version of Fassbender (and super hot) Jennifer Lawrence and Kevin Bacon who plays a really good and charismatic villain. True, the movie does have January Jones (Betty Draper from Mad Men) who might be the worst actor in terms of talent in Hollywood right now, but considering she literally plays an ice queen in the film and also the ice queen Betty Draper (and also because she is super duper hot) I can let it slide.
The movie is not as good as The Dark Knight or Spiderman II but it falls in the category right below it (joining Edward Norton's The Incredible Hulk) and it's light years better than the dribble that the other superhero movies we saw this year like Captain America, The Green Lantern, and Thor.
I really enjoyed X-Men: First Class and I should probably go out and see Shame and/or A Dangerous Method because a) I'm officially a Michael Fassbender fan and b) They will probably easily earn a spot on my revised list.
3) Paranormal Activity 3 dir. Ariel Schulman and Henry Joost
I know I am going to get a lot of shit for this selection and I don't care. You go on being a hater. Paranormal Activity 3 accomplished what very few films before it accomplished- It was able to scare the ever-loving shit out of movie without using any type of gore whatsoever.
I enjoyed the first Paranormal Activity. It was absolutely not as scary as the commercials painted it out to be (e.g. many of its commercials had shots of just the audience in the theater as they screamed and threw their popcorn in the air) but I enjoyed it nonetheless. The same holds true for the sequel. But the third installment of the franchise? Holy crap. I literally screamed in the theater like a little girl.
Even since Saw came out (yes, movies have been doing it way before Saw but that film helped usher in the torture porn of cinema today), horror movies have been using the cheap trick of gross out gore in order to get scares. This is a cop out. The truly best way (and it is very hard to accomplish) to scare the audience is to build up tension and uneasiness and Paranormal Activity 3 was the best film since The Sixth Sense to accomplish this.
The great thing about this Paranormal Activity is that is uses a different kind of camera technique. The first two movies was filmed using a single camera set on a tripod. What Paranormal Activity 3 did was use a camera that rotated in between two rooms- like an oscillating fan. There was one scene in particular that stuck with me. The parents go out for a lovely evening and leave the babysitter home to watch their two young girls (these girls grow up and become the stars of Paranormal Activity and Paranormal Activity 2). The babysitter spends some time downstairs between the living room and the kitchen. The oscillating camera pans back and forth between these two rooms. I knew something was going to pop out and scare the babysitter; however, the problem was that I did not know when. I thought the pop out would occur early on but eventually it seemed to never come. The camera just kept oscillating back and forth. Eventually the movie lulled me into a false sense of security. I almost got so bored because the film spent so much time switching back and forth between two rooms with absolutely no action whatsoever. However, what the film was actually doing was slowly building up tension which was much scarier than the actual pop out itself. Paranormal Activity 3 used this slow build up throughout the entire movie and it's what distinguished itself from the first two.
Now, as a movie in and of itself Paranormal Activity 3 was not very good. The movie is riddled with plot holes and when you think about what happens in Paranormal Activity 3 it does not quite follow along the same guidelines as what we learned about and what we were told in "1" and "2". But I don't care. Ultimately, Paranormal Activity 3 is a horror movie and when I go see a horror movie, I want to be so scared that I piss my pants. That this film (almost) accomplished that goal.
2) Rise Of The Planet of The Apes dir. Rupert Wyatt
I never really wanted to originally see Rise but I'm certainly glad I did. What was so great about the original Planet Of The Apes (the Charlton Heston version not the Marky Mark one) was that it not only was an entertaining story but it was a great science fiction questioning the role of science versus religion. However, the movie studio has bastardized the original thinking people just wanted to see monkeys and that was it. Thinking that Rise Of The Planet of The Apes would fall along this same vein, I was hesitant to see this new one. I was wrong.
While Rise does not even come close to the science fiction classic of the original, it also doesn't try to be. The only hint that this movie is a prequel to the 1968 classic was the title of the movie and the ending credits. Other than that, Rise is its own movie entirely. Sure, the film does touch on the concept of, "What should we really being doing in the name of science?" but it presents the situation that the problem lies within the greed of the owners of the pharmaceutical companies and not of a problem of the scientists who are just trying to help.
The story follows along Caesar (Andy Serkis) a chimp who was saved at birth from Will Rodman (James Franco) a scientist working on a cure for Alzheimer's. Caesar's mother held the cure to the disease and passed along the genetic material to Caesar. Caesar's mother dies right after giving birth to her son because she went crazy, destroyed a building during the same time in which an investor's meeting was going on, and the security in the drug company had her killed to prevent further mayhem. Will is forced to keep Ceasar in hiding because of his mother's actions. Although Will soon realizes that Caesar's genetic material holds the cure to Alzheimer's and he creates a formula which helps to slow down and looks like it will eventually stop the disease. Will tests his miracle drug on his father Charles (John Lithgow) and the drug works in leaps and bounds.
However, the main purpose of the film is not about pharmacy or drugs but mainly about the life of Caesar. Because of the scientific testing done on his mother, Caesar is the next stage in evolution of primates. He can communicate well to humans through sign language and has the intelligence of a human child equivalent. However, because Will is not supposed to have Caesar, the monkey is forced to seclusion within Will's home.
Unfortunately, one afternoon when the drug starts to fade and the symptoms of Alzheimer's starts to kick in, Charles runs amok and gets berated by his and Will's neighbor. Ceasar goes to help Charles and long story short, he ends up in the equivalent of monkey jail where he's beaten and abused by the caretakers John Landon (Brian Cox) and his son Dodge (Tom Felton).
The movie presents the life of Caesar from special monkey to eventual dictator and overlord of all primates. (I know this sounds silly when I'm writing it, but trust me, the movie does a great job with it and makes it serious) Analogous to how we see Natalie Portman's decent into madness in Black Swan we see Caesar getting slowly and surely beaten down where eventually the world around him forced Caesar to take drastic actions. While I do not like (whether inherent or not) the similarities between Adolf Hitler and Caesar, the movie still causes you to sympathize with Caesar and you want him to create a rebellion and rise up against the world.
The whole reason the movie works is because of the great acting by Andy Serkis. I don't care that he says two words or the fact that Caesar is largely computer-based, the reason Rise works so well is because of Serkis. The computer did not create the facial expressions of Caesar or the movements and the computer did not cause you to relate to Caesar on an emotional basis. Andy Serkis did. I think it's extremely close minded to not even nominate Serkis for major awards. He did the same exact thing as what every other actor in Hollywood does- except he did it in a different room than where everybody else was filming. Serkis brought emotion and depth to a character which helped define the movie. Jean Dujardin is going to win an Oscar for his performance in The Artist without saying a word so why should we hold Serkis to a different standard? I guess many people are worried that if we nominate Serkis then that will lead us down a slippery slope of nominating actors when they solely use their voice in animated works. But what Serkis does that voice actors do not is that he uses facial expressions and body movement to portray his character and to me, that's much more important than vocal inflections. I know Serkis will get screwed but I thought he did a fantastic job.
1) Young Adult dir. Jason Reitman
No movie has stuck with me in 2011 like Young Adult did. In my mind, this was the only film this year that could actually stand on its own with other great movies of past years.
The movie follows Mavis Gary (Charlize Theron) a former head plastic of her high school who comes back to her town because her former boyfriend- the typical high school jock- recently just had a kid with his wife. Upset at how her life has turned out and after another night of meaningless sex, Mavis comes back to her town to relive her glory days and attempts to reunite with Buddy Slade (Patrick Wilson)- her ex-boyfriend.
Mavis Gary is one of the most complex and compelling females characters in movie cinema. There have been some great female actions roles (Ellen Ripley, The Bride, etc.) and some great female characters (Clarice Starling, Annie Wilkes, etc.) but never has there been a character with so many different layers all at once than Gary.
The thing about Mavis Gary is that she actually is smart. She was not your average bimbo cheerleader but moved to the big city (Minneapolis) and actually made something of herself. She is the "ghost" writer of a once popular, but now dead young adult book series. This is part of how the movie gets its title. Throughout the movie, Mavis is writing the last installment of the series and throughout the movie she writes different parts of the book which happen to correspond with her life. I know it's not the most creative movie device but I loved it.
Mavis is also extremely sociable. She has not outgrown her high school days but she still can enter into any conversation. But with that being said, you are supposed to dislike Gary.
What's great about Young Adult and the wonderfully written script by Diablo Cody (Juno) is that you are supposed to despise Mavis Gary but at the same time you feel for her and grow to love her as a character. This is where the movie really gets its title from. Mavis Gary has not grown up from her high school days. Although it's been over a decade, she still goes to her old school to get drunk and reminisce about the good old days and still acts like she did in high school.
Plus, think about the plot. Mavis Gary is purposefully trying to be a homewrecker. Her ex-flame is in a loving and caring relationship, has shown no indications that he wants to get out of it, and just had a beautiful child. The movie is all about the narcissistic, corrupt, and destructive nature of this woman who never really learned to grow up. Young Adult is the opposite of a feel-good movie, yet it has all the qualities of one. I don't want to spoil the ending for you but it falls right in line with that same theme.
While in town, Gary meets Matt Freehauf (Patton Oswalt). Matt was a fellow classmate of Mavis and Buddy and while in high school he was the victim of a savage beating by his fellow classmates who permanently disfigured him because they thought he was a homosexual. Matt plays the voice of reason to Mavis Gary and Patton Oswalt gives one of the best acting performances of not only his career but of the year. Mavis ends up spending a lot of time with Matt during her stint in town and he helps to guide her along her path.
For those of you who want to relate to a character and who wants them to succeed then this movie is absolutely not for you. However, if you can appreciate the complexities of a character and the subtleties of a performance then I highly recommend Young Adult.
MOVIES THAT JUST MISSED THE CUT (in no particular order)
- Bridesmaids: I love that style of comedy and I can see why everyone was infatuated with it, but personally, I just didn't find it funny like how everyone else did. Although Melissa McCarthy was amazing and I hope she gets a Best Supporting Actress Oscar nomination.
-Win/Win: Great acting by everybody involved but it took way too long to get to its point, it didn't do the greatest job connecting the audience to the characters, very predictable, and at the end of the day I never want to see this film again. This film is almost the quintessential split between "good" and "entertaining".
- Hugo: Everything about this movie was great. The film making was great, the special effects were great, and the acting was very good. However, I was bored as all hell while watching it. Any movie that makes you think "Holy hell this is boring as shit. When is it going to end!" can't earn a spot on my list. This is the quintessential difference between "good" and "entertaining".
- Crazy, Stupid, Love: A surprisingly good movie that completely fell off in the second half. I could have (and wish I did) watched an entire movie of just Ryan Gosling and Steve Carrel.
- Midnight In Paris: Really good movie, WAY too pretentious for me.
- The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo: A movie that didn't need to get remade. Fincher didn't add anything new to the story and the entire time I just kept thinking, "the original is better". Also, why have a movie set in Sweden yet have everyone speak English with Swedish accents? Clearly the movie can be done and done well when everybody is speaking a foreign language.
- Arthur: Came into the movie with very low expectations but Russell Brand (while he plays the same character all the time) was very funny throughout the entire film.
IF I WAS THE ACADEMY AWARD CZAR
Best Movie: Young Adult
RUNNER UP: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
Best Director: Bennett Miller (Moneyball)
RUNNER UP: Martin Scorsese (Hugo)
Best Actor: Geroge Clooney (The Descendants)
RUNNER UP: Brad Pitt (Moneyball)
Best Actress: Charlize Theron (Young Adult)
RUNNER UP: Rooney Mara (The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo)
Best Supporting Actor: Andy Serkis (Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes)
RUNNER UP: Patton Oswalt (Young Adult)
Best Supporting Actress: Shailene Woodley (The Descendants)
RUNNER UP: Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids)
Best Original Screenplay: Diablo Cody (Young Adult)
RUNNER UP: Tom Hanks and Nia Vardalos (Larry Crowne)
Best Adapted Screenplay: Alexander Payne, Jim Rash, and Nat Faxon (The Descendants)
RUNNER UP: Steve Zaillian and Aaron Sorkin (Moneyball)
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2011 was a horrible year for movies. I've (maybe) said that a handful of times in recent years but no year in recent memory has ever been as bad as 2011. I thought overall 2007 was a pretty terrible year but at least that year had There Will Be Blood and Superbad. The same can not be said of 2011. You know it's a bad year when a trailer is one of the best things released. You know the year is a bad year for movies when you can't use the cliche "top 11 of oh-eleven". I could barely come up with up with ten!
I will say though that I (obviously) have not seen every movie released in 2011 nor have I seen every movie that has the potential to earn a spot on this list. I have not seen Drive or The Help, I have not seen award darlings The Artist or War Horse (nor do I really care to though- they look boring as shit), nor have I seen (essentially) any movie in which any of its leading ladies have a shot to win an Oscar (I rarely do and so do almost everyone else in America). When I see any of these movies I will update my list accordingly, but considering I have seen a shit ton of films this year, I think it's appropriate to create a list.
10) Moneyball dir. Bennett Miller
Michael Lewis' Moneyball is the greatest sports book ever written and probably GOI's favorite book ever. So we all had extremely high hopes when we saw the movie adaptation. The film fell extremely short of our expectations- which I knew would happen. If you love one medium you're going to hate the other. I went and a saw the film for a second time coming in with much lower expectations and tried to divorce myself from the book. Bennett Miller's Moneyball is not the same as Michael Lewis' version and I tried to watch the movie through that prism.
That still failed.
As I watched the movie I couldn't help thinking "No, no, no! Just do what the book does. Why aren't you explaining that better!?" But objectively speaking, this is one of the greatest sports movie ever made. Those who loved the movie are ones that did not read the book because they are not constrained in the prison of the novel which allowed them to appreciate the movie more.
No sports movie has ever took such a realistic look at a front office like what Moneyball did. Some of the best sports movies are about the team or specific players on the team. No one has ever been bold enough to follow around a GM like what this movie did.
Steven Zaillian (Gangs Of New York, American Gangster, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo) and Aaron Sorkin (A Few Good Men, The Social Network, Charlie Wilson's War) are a writing Tour de Force and did a great job not only portraying the excellence and insecurities of Oakland A's General Manager Billy Beane (as well as the phenomenal acting job by Brad Pitt) but also portraying this world of the new world thinking versus the old world thinking. It's Billy Beane and Peter Brand (based after the Beane's actual assistant GM- Paul DePodesta) using these new statistics to help out their small market team to fight in an unfair game.
As a huge fan of the book, the problem occurs is that the fight that Bennett Miller chooses to portray is a different fight that what Michael Lewis does portray. But the essence of the fight is still the same. The film presents a battle between how Beane and Brand choose the see baseball (FYI: the correct way) and how everyone else chooses to see baseball. The main way the film portrays this fight is through Beane versus Art Howe (Phillip Seymour Hoffman) the Oakland A's manager. Although it was a story line invented for the movie, it works well for the movie so the audience gets a glimpse of the huge battle Billy Beane fights in.
In the book, Billy Beane was taught sabermetric methods from his GM predecessor Sandy Alderson and Beane used those methods to create a winning team the many years before the 2002 season (the movie and book follows the 2002 Oakland A's). Emotionally, I hate the movie for it. Objectively, I think what the movie did was great to help explain to the casual viewer about the overall struggle Beane was faced with.
I thought Bennett Miller (Capote) did a fantastic job with this movie. The purpose of the film is to humanize Billy Beane and a front office that's fighting an uphill fight and that's something that has never been done in movies before. Miller uses a lot of close up and medium shots to help achieve this affect that even though Miller ended up and the low man on the totem pole for this project, I'm glad Miller's vision was the one that ultimately succeeded. I think his use of camera work and framing helped give the movie the feel that it did.
9) Super 8 dir. J.J. Abrams
The best way to describe this movie is that it is a combination of Stand By Me, E.T., and Jaws. It is no surprise that two of those films are Steven Spielberg films and that Spielberg was an executive producer of Super 8.
The movie follows a group of young kids who set out to make a monster picture. While doing so they witness a horrific train crash which in turn causes a mysterious creature to be let loose on their kids' small town.
The film mainly focuses around the young kids specifically Joe (Joel Courtney) and Alice (Elle Fanning) and the film is presented through their point of view. The story is about how these kids grow up and have to while searching for the mysterious creature.
However, the film falls apart in the third act. The movie does a great job throughout the first two thirds of the film in the sense that you never see the creature. The movie is about the children and the creature is just a McGuffin. Like Jaws, the movie worked better when you don't see the creature. In the first two acts, it's all about the kids. You care about these kids and this creature is just a movie device to help see how these young people will react to them. Really, the "monster" could have been anything because I loved these youngsters.
But in the third act you do see the creature and that (not coincidentally) is when the film starts to unravel. The film shifts away from a coming of age story to a straight up monster movie which detracts from the overarching themes and plot.
Overall, the film was enjoyable and I recommend everyone to rent it but because of the third act I couldn't put Super 8 any higher than nine.
8) Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol dir. Brad Bird
Sometimes you need fun, popcorn, action flicks and Tom Cruise is great at making those. You don't really remember what happened throughout the first three Mission: Impossible movies but I bet you do remember that you enjoyed them. The same holds true for the franchise's fourth installment: Ghost Protocol. In a few years this movie will probably fade into the dust, but as for this year (and especially for this weak year) Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocal rightfully earns a spot on my list.
We exist in a new age of action movies. Superhero movies like Spiderman II, The Dark Knight, and to a lesser extent Iron Man made it so that you need character depth in order to create a transcendent action movie. You almost need to take out the action to be a successful action movie nowadays. That, and a great and charismatic evil villain also helps.
Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol does not have any of that.
But what it does have a fun action scenes. And Jeremy Renner who is just awesome in whatever he's doing. The movie has the suspense mixed in with the comic relief and sometimes you need that and that is what I enjoyed about the movie. But because in reality it was just another dime-a-dozen popcorn flick, I can only rank it #8 on my list.
7) The Descendants dir. Alexander Payne
The movie follows along Matt King (Clooney) a Hawaiian real estate attorney, one of the descendants of the former king of Hawaii, and the trustee of a great deal of land that him and all of the descendants of the former king own.
Recently, Matt's wife was involving in boating accident in which her life hangs in the balance. Matt must balance preparing his two young daughters for the eventual death of his wife, the fact that he found out his wife was cheating on him, and the fact that him and all of his cousins have to sell the land they inherited "due to something like the Rule Against Perpetuities" (as someone in law school I'm impressed with myself that I actually know what this means) and is going through the process of entertaining bids for the land.
The movie follows Matt King as he struggles to deal with all of the problems that have suddenly come up in his life. He enlists the help of his oldest daughter Alexandra (Shailene Woodley) to not only be a "(wo)man" but to help him and her younger sister Scottie get through these troubling times. The movie rides on the strong acting performances by both Clooney and Woodley and both deserve, at minimum, Oscar nominations for their performances.
The major flaw of the film is that it is way too long. At least 15 minutes could be cut from it. Alexander Payne is a smart man and he knows what he's doing when it comes to making movies but I thought he could have achieved the same effect with a better editing job.
6) Larry Crowne dir. Tom Hanks
A lot of people did not like this movie. At all. It received a "rotten" rating on Rotten Tomatoes with only 34% of critics liking the movie and only 44% of fans. That's saying something. At least more than half the people liked Grown Ups. I honestly can not understand why people did not like Larry Crowne.
I get that Larry Crowne is not a very deep movie. I get that more thematic elements could have been brought out, but overall, the movie is a light-hearted romp with Tom Hanks as the focal point.
The movie follows around Larry Crowne (Hanks). He is an optimistic man who loves his job as a manager for a Wal-Mart type store. However, because he never went to college (he spent about two decades in the Navy as a chef instead) he gets laid off. In an attempt to turn his life around he enrolls in community college. The film follows Crowne into his first year in school- two main classes in particular- Mrs. Tainot's (Julia Roberts) Speech 101 class and Dr. Matsutani's (George Takei) Economics 101 class.
These two classes along with a young female student named Talia (Gugu Mbatha-Raw) help Larry Crowne put his life into perspective and eventually allows a blossoming relation between him and Mrs. Tainot.
What I like about this movie is that it doesn't pretend to be anything it's not. It's a fun little movie and that's about it. I have seen the film twice now and have enjoyed every minute of it each time. I think this movie was universally panned because people had unfair expectations for it. I went to see it, even after all the negative reviews and criticisms of it, and maybe that's why I enjoyed it more than most. Either way, I think this is just a pleasant and lovely movie to see.
5) 50/50 dir. Jonathan Levine
The movie follows around Adam (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) who has just gotten a rare type of back cancer. The story is based on the true life of the film's screen writer Will Reiser and about his struggles with getting cancer.
No movie this year has filed me with every single emotion like 50/50 did and the movie is led by the strong performance of Gordon-Levitt. You feel the lows that Adam goes through and well of some of the highs (literally and figuratively).
Adam is helped out by his best friend Kyle (Seth Rogen) and his therapist- a medical student in training- Katherine (Anna Kendricks). I've always been a big fan of Seth Rogen ever since The 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up but he shows in 50/50 that he actually does have legitimate acting chops.
The entire movie is about a person who struggles to deal with cancer as well as chemotherapy. While I can not personally relate, from what I've heard, Adam's up and downs are fairly realistic and if you or someone you know has/d cancer I think this movie will be wonderfully touching for you.
4) X-Men: First Class dir. Matthew Vaughn
Matthew Vaughn (Kick Ass) comes back with another superhero movie and with the best rendition of an X-Men film yet.
The film follows around Charlies Xavier (James McAvoy) and Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto (James Fassbender) as they first get control over their powers. X-Men: First Class is an origin story about how the first generation of mutants that we've seen in the first three X-Men films came to be.
The main reason this film is great is because of the performance of Michael Fassbender. He steals every scene he is in and it's this performance that will propel him into stardom. I could have watched an entire movie of just Magneto. I wanted the first third of film that involved Lehnsherr (both as a young boy and the character Fassbender played) to last for two plus hours. It was great.
What X-Men: First Class did better than any of its predecessors was to delve deeper into the emotions of feeling like an outsider and it cast actors with actual acting talent as opposed to just actors who happen to look like the comic book drawing. Not only is Fassbender and McAvoy really good in the film but so is the female version of Fassbender (and super hot) Jennifer Lawrence and Kevin Bacon who plays a really good and charismatic villain. True, the movie does have January Jones (Betty Draper from Mad Men) who might be the worst actor in terms of talent in Hollywood right now, but considering she literally plays an ice queen in the film and also the ice queen Betty Draper (and also because she is super duper hot) I can let it slide.
The movie is not as good as The Dark Knight or Spiderman II but it falls in the category right below it (joining Edward Norton's The Incredible Hulk) and it's light years better than the dribble that the other superhero movies we saw this year like Captain America, The Green Lantern, and Thor.
I really enjoyed X-Men: First Class and I should probably go out and see Shame and/or A Dangerous Method because a) I'm officially a Michael Fassbender fan and b) They will probably easily earn a spot on my revised list.
3) Paranormal Activity 3 dir. Ariel Schulman and Henry Joost
I know I am going to get a lot of shit for this selection and I don't care. You go on being a hater. Paranormal Activity 3 accomplished what very few films before it accomplished- It was able to scare the ever-loving shit out of movie without using any type of gore whatsoever.
I enjoyed the first Paranormal Activity. It was absolutely not as scary as the commercials painted it out to be (e.g. many of its commercials had shots of just the audience in the theater as they screamed and threw their popcorn in the air) but I enjoyed it nonetheless. The same holds true for the sequel. But the third installment of the franchise? Holy crap. I literally screamed in the theater like a little girl.
Even since Saw came out (yes, movies have been doing it way before Saw but that film helped usher in the torture porn of cinema today), horror movies have been using the cheap trick of gross out gore in order to get scares. This is a cop out. The truly best way (and it is very hard to accomplish) to scare the audience is to build up tension and uneasiness and Paranormal Activity 3 was the best film since The Sixth Sense to accomplish this.
The great thing about this Paranormal Activity is that is uses a different kind of camera technique. The first two movies was filmed using a single camera set on a tripod. What Paranormal Activity 3 did was use a camera that rotated in between two rooms- like an oscillating fan. There was one scene in particular that stuck with me. The parents go out for a lovely evening and leave the babysitter home to watch their two young girls (these girls grow up and become the stars of Paranormal Activity and Paranormal Activity 2). The babysitter spends some time downstairs between the living room and the kitchen. The oscillating camera pans back and forth between these two rooms. I knew something was going to pop out and scare the babysitter; however, the problem was that I did not know when. I thought the pop out would occur early on but eventually it seemed to never come. The camera just kept oscillating back and forth. Eventually the movie lulled me into a false sense of security. I almost got so bored because the film spent so much time switching back and forth between two rooms with absolutely no action whatsoever. However, what the film was actually doing was slowly building up tension which was much scarier than the actual pop out itself. Paranormal Activity 3 used this slow build up throughout the entire movie and it's what distinguished itself from the first two.
Now, as a movie in and of itself Paranormal Activity 3 was not very good. The movie is riddled with plot holes and when you think about what happens in Paranormal Activity 3 it does not quite follow along the same guidelines as what we learned about and what we were told in "1" and "2". But I don't care. Ultimately, Paranormal Activity 3 is a horror movie and when I go see a horror movie, I want to be so scared that I piss my pants. That this film (almost) accomplished that goal.
2) Rise Of The Planet of The Apes dir. Rupert Wyatt
I never really wanted to originally see Rise but I'm certainly glad I did. What was so great about the original Planet Of The Apes (the Charlton Heston version not the Marky Mark one) was that it not only was an entertaining story but it was a great science fiction questioning the role of science versus religion. However, the movie studio has bastardized the original thinking people just wanted to see monkeys and that was it. Thinking that Rise Of The Planet of The Apes would fall along this same vein, I was hesitant to see this new one. I was wrong.
While Rise does not even come close to the science fiction classic of the original, it also doesn't try to be. The only hint that this movie is a prequel to the 1968 classic was the title of the movie and the ending credits. Other than that, Rise is its own movie entirely. Sure, the film does touch on the concept of, "What should we really being doing in the name of science?" but it presents the situation that the problem lies within the greed of the owners of the pharmaceutical companies and not of a problem of the scientists who are just trying to help.
The story follows along Caesar (Andy Serkis) a chimp who was saved at birth from Will Rodman (James Franco) a scientist working on a cure for Alzheimer's. Caesar's mother held the cure to the disease and passed along the genetic material to Caesar. Caesar's mother dies right after giving birth to her son because she went crazy, destroyed a building during the same time in which an investor's meeting was going on, and the security in the drug company had her killed to prevent further mayhem. Will is forced to keep Ceasar in hiding because of his mother's actions. Although Will soon realizes that Caesar's genetic material holds the cure to Alzheimer's and he creates a formula which helps to slow down and looks like it will eventually stop the disease. Will tests his miracle drug on his father Charles (John Lithgow) and the drug works in leaps and bounds.
However, the main purpose of the film is not about pharmacy or drugs but mainly about the life of Caesar. Because of the scientific testing done on his mother, Caesar is the next stage in evolution of primates. He can communicate well to humans through sign language and has the intelligence of a human child equivalent. However, because Will is not supposed to have Caesar, the monkey is forced to seclusion within Will's home.
Unfortunately, one afternoon when the drug starts to fade and the symptoms of Alzheimer's starts to kick in, Charles runs amok and gets berated by his and Will's neighbor. Ceasar goes to help Charles and long story short, he ends up in the equivalent of monkey jail where he's beaten and abused by the caretakers John Landon (Brian Cox) and his son Dodge (Tom Felton).
The movie presents the life of Caesar from special monkey to eventual dictator and overlord of all primates. (I know this sounds silly when I'm writing it, but trust me, the movie does a great job with it and makes it serious) Analogous to how we see Natalie Portman's decent into madness in Black Swan we see Caesar getting slowly and surely beaten down where eventually the world around him forced Caesar to take drastic actions. While I do not like (whether inherent or not) the similarities between Adolf Hitler and Caesar, the movie still causes you to sympathize with Caesar and you want him to create a rebellion and rise up against the world.
The whole reason the movie works is because of the great acting by Andy Serkis. I don't care that he says two words or the fact that Caesar is largely computer-based, the reason Rise works so well is because of Serkis. The computer did not create the facial expressions of Caesar or the movements and the computer did not cause you to relate to Caesar on an emotional basis. Andy Serkis did. I think it's extremely close minded to not even nominate Serkis for major awards. He did the same exact thing as what every other actor in Hollywood does- except he did it in a different room than where everybody else was filming. Serkis brought emotion and depth to a character which helped define the movie. Jean Dujardin is going to win an Oscar for his performance in The Artist without saying a word so why should we hold Serkis to a different standard? I guess many people are worried that if we nominate Serkis then that will lead us down a slippery slope of nominating actors when they solely use their voice in animated works. But what Serkis does that voice actors do not is that he uses facial expressions and body movement to portray his character and to me, that's much more important than vocal inflections. I know Serkis will get screwed but I thought he did a fantastic job.
1) Young Adult dir. Jason Reitman
No movie has stuck with me in 2011 like Young Adult did. In my mind, this was the only film this year that could actually stand on its own with other great movies of past years.
The movie follows Mavis Gary (Charlize Theron) a former head plastic of her high school who comes back to her town because her former boyfriend- the typical high school jock- recently just had a kid with his wife. Upset at how her life has turned out and after another night of meaningless sex, Mavis comes back to her town to relive her glory days and attempts to reunite with Buddy Slade (Patrick Wilson)- her ex-boyfriend.
Mavis Gary is one of the most complex and compelling females characters in movie cinema. There have been some great female actions roles (Ellen Ripley, The Bride, etc.) and some great female characters (Clarice Starling, Annie Wilkes, etc.) but never has there been a character with so many different layers all at once than Gary.
The thing about Mavis Gary is that she actually is smart. She was not your average bimbo cheerleader but moved to the big city (Minneapolis) and actually made something of herself. She is the "ghost" writer of a once popular, but now dead young adult book series. This is part of how the movie gets its title. Throughout the movie, Mavis is writing the last installment of the series and throughout the movie she writes different parts of the book which happen to correspond with her life. I know it's not the most creative movie device but I loved it.
Mavis is also extremely sociable. She has not outgrown her high school days but she still can enter into any conversation. But with that being said, you are supposed to dislike Gary.
What's great about Young Adult and the wonderfully written script by Diablo Cody (Juno) is that you are supposed to despise Mavis Gary but at the same time you feel for her and grow to love her as a character. This is where the movie really gets its title from. Mavis Gary has not grown up from her high school days. Although it's been over a decade, she still goes to her old school to get drunk and reminisce about the good old days and still acts like she did in high school.
Plus, think about the plot. Mavis Gary is purposefully trying to be a homewrecker. Her ex-flame is in a loving and caring relationship, has shown no indications that he wants to get out of it, and just had a beautiful child. The movie is all about the narcissistic, corrupt, and destructive nature of this woman who never really learned to grow up. Young Adult is the opposite of a feel-good movie, yet it has all the qualities of one. I don't want to spoil the ending for you but it falls right in line with that same theme.
While in town, Gary meets Matt Freehauf (Patton Oswalt). Matt was a fellow classmate of Mavis and Buddy and while in high school he was the victim of a savage beating by his fellow classmates who permanently disfigured him because they thought he was a homosexual. Matt plays the voice of reason to Mavis Gary and Patton Oswalt gives one of the best acting performances of not only his career but of the year. Mavis ends up spending a lot of time with Matt during her stint in town and he helps to guide her along her path.
For those of you who want to relate to a character and who wants them to succeed then this movie is absolutely not for you. However, if you can appreciate the complexities of a character and the subtleties of a performance then I highly recommend Young Adult.
MOVIES THAT JUST MISSED THE CUT (in no particular order)
- Bridesmaids: I love that style of comedy and I can see why everyone was infatuated with it, but personally, I just didn't find it funny like how everyone else did. Although Melissa McCarthy was amazing and I hope she gets a Best Supporting Actress Oscar nomination.
-Win/Win: Great acting by everybody involved but it took way too long to get to its point, it didn't do the greatest job connecting the audience to the characters, very predictable, and at the end of the day I never want to see this film again. This film is almost the quintessential split between "good" and "entertaining".
- Hugo: Everything about this movie was great. The film making was great, the special effects were great, and the acting was very good. However, I was bored as all hell while watching it. Any movie that makes you think "Holy hell this is boring as shit. When is it going to end!" can't earn a spot on my list. This is the quintessential difference between "good" and "entertaining".
- Crazy, Stupid, Love: A surprisingly good movie that completely fell off in the second half. I could have (and wish I did) watched an entire movie of just Ryan Gosling and Steve Carrel.
- Midnight In Paris: Really good movie, WAY too pretentious for me.
- The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo: A movie that didn't need to get remade. Fincher didn't add anything new to the story and the entire time I just kept thinking, "the original is better". Also, why have a movie set in Sweden yet have everyone speak English with Swedish accents? Clearly the movie can be done and done well when everybody is speaking a foreign language.
- Arthur: Came into the movie with very low expectations but Russell Brand (while he plays the same character all the time) was very funny throughout the entire film.
IF I WAS THE ACADEMY AWARD CZAR
Best Movie: Young Adult
RUNNER UP: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
Best Director: Bennett Miller (Moneyball)
RUNNER UP: Martin Scorsese (Hugo)
Best Actor: Geroge Clooney (The Descendants)
RUNNER UP: Brad Pitt (Moneyball)
Best Actress: Charlize Theron (Young Adult)
RUNNER UP: Rooney Mara (The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo)
Best Supporting Actor: Andy Serkis (Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes)
RUNNER UP: Patton Oswalt (Young Adult)
Best Supporting Actress: Shailene Woodley (The Descendants)
RUNNER UP: Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids)
Best Original Screenplay: Diablo Cody (Young Adult)
RUNNER UP: Tom Hanks and Nia Vardalos (Larry Crowne)
Best Adapted Screenplay: Alexander Payne, Jim Rash, and Nat Faxon (The Descendants)
RUNNER UP: Steve Zaillian and Aaron Sorkin (Moneyball)