Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

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Brandon Inge Will Win The Home Run Derby!

Let's be honest, there's absolutely no data whatsoever that can form a rational argument to say who will or will not win the Home Run Derby so while everybody is saying Pujols will win the Derby, I'm gonna say Brandon Inge. If I'm wrong (which I'm sure I will be) who the fuck cares!? But if I win, then I look like a genius.