Showing posts with label David Ortiz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label David Ortiz. Show all posts

At least his head was always huge

You don't get that big just from drinking protein shakes

And so it continues, the list of players who tested positive for performance enhancement drugs continues to be leaked one by one. This is like taking the band-aid off bit by bit instead of ripping the entire bandage off. Somehow just because the records for the tests were sealed, the players thought these stories would never come out. Through all the controversy of protecting those names even though federal prosecutors threatened players to testify under a grand jury, the names still got leaked one by one.

Ortiz is just the latest player to suffer from a damaging PR story made worse by the continuing denial of his own use. Earlier in February this year, Ortiz commented on testing for performance enhancing drugs stating:

“I would suggest everybody get tested, not random, everybody. You go team by team. You test everybody three, four times a year and that’s about it...suspend them for the whole year"

Now those words will bite him in the back with a vengeance. It seems like every time athletes deny doing something in the media and try so hard to absolve themselves from suspicion, they are most likely the ones that are doing it. So what do you say Big Papi, should we suspend you for the entire season or are you going to come out and say you didn’t know why Manny was injecting you in the butt inside the Boston dugout.

Of course, I have to say, many people were shocked by this revelation but it didn’t surprise me that much. Look how big he got in the first picture from when he was a rookie! Also, you can also spot cheaters because they are always spotted with other cheaters.

My man, let me feel what HGH did to your chest - A-Rod
Who gave you those butt shots -Manny

Now the Red Sox have something else to be proud of. Maybe there will be fake needle give a ways at Fenway Park to the first 10,000 fans to a game, so everyone can get in on the action.

Is Johnny Damon next to test positive? Those beards don’t grow without excessive testostrone!

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Artificially Big Papi

The Truth Hurts

Little Papi

Players who have more home runs than David Ortiz this season:
  • Alex Rodriguez, who missed five weeks of the season with a hip injury.
  • Willie Bloomquist, whose only extra base hit last season was a double.
  • A handful of NL pitchers, including Paul Maholm, who now has 1 career home run -- in fact, at a "robust" .611, Ortiz and Maholm have identical OPS's on the season.
  • Matt LaPorta, who has spent all of about 15 minutes in the majors.
  • Emilio Bonafacio, who han't even hit the ball to the warning track this season. Bonafacio has not heard of Carl Yastrzemski.
I was sort of hoping that Andy Sonnanstine would jack one today so I could say an AL pitcher had more home runs than Papi before the start of interleague play.

Clutchios


They call this cereal Clutchio's.
(Derek Jeter cried)

(Also, Wheaties aren't the "breakfast of champions." Sterioids are)