Legal Fantasy Baseball Team Names

I can't sleep, so here are some some fantasy baseball team names that involved legal jargon I've been musing about. Some are better than others; make suggestions in the comments.

• Habeas CORPAS
  
• De Novotto Review
• Quid Pro Kuo
• Caveat Kemptor
• Per Quade
• Cliff Appellee
• Wright To Remain Silent (or sub any other "Constitutional Wright")
• Fi-Duchsch-iary Obligations
  
• Longoria Arm Statutes
• Lessoria
• Locus in Kuo
• Gideon v. Wainwright
• Juan Miranda v. Arizona (he was traded to Dbacks in the offseason)