Where's Part II?

A few months ago, The "Bright" One had a post called "Why I Hate College Basketball, Part I". But then never came out with a Part II. What's the deal? How can you have 'Part I' in your title and not have a sequel. That's like coming out with Kill Bill, Part I and then not finishing your story! You can't imply you're going to have multiple parts and then not finish! Didn't your English teachers ever tell you, that when you create an outline you can't have an "a" without a "b" and you can't have a "1" without a "2". I have been anxiously awaiting "Why I Hate College Basketball, Part II"

Although I can create MY own Part II- Illinois and Big Ten basketball. Last week, Illinois played Penn State IN Champaign. Illinois LOST, 38-33. What the hell!? There are 40 minutes in a game! How can both teams score less points than minutes? I mean, fuck, a field goal is either 2 or three points. How can a team make less than 20 FGs!? How do you hold your opponent to under 40 and lose? I've seen football games score more points! Hell, today, Illinois scored 32 points in the first half! Fuck, I hate Big Ten basketball. It's so fucking boring to watch!

Stat Jokes

Thank "The 'Bright' One" for these gems:

o Three statisticians went hunting in the woods and came across a deer. The first statistician shot ten feet in front of the deer. The second statistician shot ten feet behind the deer. The third statistician proclaimed 'we got him!'

o I asked a statistician for her phone number. She gave me an estimate.

o Statistically speaking, in China, even if you are a one in a million kind of guy, there are a thousand more just like you.