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Top Ten Boston Movies, Part II: 5-1

You can read my intro and movies 10-6 here

Now we start getting into the meat and potatoes of Boston movies. The cream if the crop. The creme de la creme. Or any other cliche you find fitting

5) The Fighter (2010)

While not technically set in Boston you get the "Boston feel" right off the bat in the opening sequence with boxer Mickey Ward (Mark Wahlberg) and his brother Dicky (Christian Bale) walking down the street and everybody in town cheering for them and giving them high fives. In my experience very few actors can pull off the Boston accent but I think by 2010 actors are starting to realize the subtlety in the dialect as Bale and Ward mother (Melissa Leo) pull it off very well.

While there have been a bajillion boxing movies from Raging Bull to Rocky to Cinderella Man, what The Fighter actually lands a few punches and brings something new to the genre. Director David O. Russell used special cameras to film the boxing scenes to make the fights look like an HBO fight you would watch on Pay-Per-View.

The Fighter follows the story of the rise of Mickey Ward and his addict trainer/brother Dickey as Mickey struggles between gaining respect in the boxing world and trying to balance his family dragging him down with his super hot girlfriend Charlene (Amy Adams) with wanting his brother (who really is a phenomenal trainer) to be in his life.

The Fighter follows in the decade long trend of being that gritty, blue collar, salt-of-the-earth Boston movie that we've come to grow and love over the years. Plus, you know, its got those great accents which includes Wahlberg as being one of the best actors in Hollywood to do a Boston accent (him being from Boston certainly helps)

4) Mystic River (2003)

The movie that really started the whole Boston movie trend and the first of two author Dennis Lehane who sets his stories in Boston and the surrounding area.

Mystic River, directed by the great Clint Eastwood, follows the story of Jimmy Markum (Sean Penn) as he deals with the murder of his daughter and Jimmy's relationship between two of his childhood friends now-cop Sean Devine (Kevin Bacon) and local blue collar guy and victim of childhood rape Dave Boyle (Tim Robbins).

The movie follows both Penn and Bacon as they search for Jimmy's daughters murderer, Bacon with his partner played by Laurence Fishburne use their legal resources while Penn and his gang of thugs use their underground resources and the movie is a slow burn as the mystery unravels with some of the acting performance of not only 2003 but of the decade.

If you still did not understand what "the city of Boston as a character" means look no further than this movie. I think you could set this same exact story in another city but I don't think it would have had the same powerful effect. The streets shape this movie and the characters and I think it's just a great movie.

3) Gone Baby Gone (2007)

I'm sure I am in the small minority who likes Gone Baby Gone over Mystic River but out of the two Dennis Lehane stories on this list, I prefer this story better.

Directed by Ben Affleck, who was raised in Cambirdge, Massachusetts and starring his little brother Casey (who plays Patrick Kenzie) I like this movie as a Boston movie better because I think the Affleck brothers add their unique experience to this movie which enhances the Boston-ness.

The best non-Bostonian Boston accent comes from Amy Ryan (who plays Helene McCready. You may know her as Michael Scott's girlfriend in The Office). The movie was filmed on location in Massachusetts neighborhoods and one day on set Amy Ryan, who was in full character, tried to get on set and the security guards wouldn't let her on because they thought she was just a local who showed up for the day and tried to weasel her way on to a Hollywood movie set.

The movie follows Patrick and his girlfriend Angie (played by the atrocious Michelle Monaghan. Seriously, she's awful in this movie and far and away the worst part of this movie) and their search for Helene's daughter along with police officer Remy Bressant (Ed Harris) and chief of police Jack Doyle (Morgan Freeman). In true Dennis Lehane fashion, the movie is a mystery of what happened to this little girl and as the movie progresses the more strings get unraveled.

The movie is great because it wrestles with the question, "What is best for a child?" Is it a shitty parent who happens to be the child's biological parent and does care for the child or a non-shitty non-biological person who also cares for the child. You may not agree with what Patrick does in the end or if Helene really does change, but I think it's an interesting argument the movie makes.

2) The Departed (2006)

The second greatest Scorsese movie ever behind Goodfellas? Maybe, maybe not but there is no doubt how awesome this movie is. On of the best most awesome bad-ass scene comes a shot in the beginning of the movie between Billy Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio) and a barfly
Barfly: What are you drinking?
Billy: Cranberry juice
Barfly: It's a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she's got her period. What, do you got your period?

Billy then stares at his drink, stares back at the barfly, and then smashes his drink full of cranberry juice in the barfly's face
I think DiCaprio's a great actor but good lord is that man horrible at accents (see: This movie, Blood Diamonds) and Jack Nicholson (Frank Costello) didn't even attempt a Boston accen. However, Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg put on great Boston accents (as always).

If there was ever any doubt that The Departed was a Boston Movie then look no further than Nicholson's source for his character: the recently captured Whitey Bulger.

The movie, based on the Hong Kong flick Infernal Affairs follows the story of two moles (one from the police force into Costello's gang and another from Costello's gang in the police force) as they search to find each other. And in true Scorsese fashion, lots of violence and awesomeness ensues.

1) Good Will Hunting (1997)

In one of the first scenes in the movies the group of friends Will Hunting (Matt Damon), Chuckie Sullivan (Ben Affleck), Morgan O'Mally (Casey Affleck), and Billy McBride (Cole Houser) are watching a little league baseball game when one of the friends state, "Let's go to Kelly's" In the very next scene the boys are driving and Chuckie is hassling Morgan about Morgan's roast beef sandwich and how Morgan can't pay for his sandwich right now.

I bring up this scene because there is nothing more Boston than Kelly's. Whenever I visit another buddy of mine's college I always want to try local cuisine and not some chain restaurant. If you ever go up to Boston, go to Kelly's. A few weeks ago my family and I went up to Boston to visit family and we ate Kelly's as much as we could. They have the best lobster rolls ever which is one of the greatest sandwiches ever. Also, its just a great anecdote to show you (as if you needed explaining) how GWH is a Boston Movie.

The movie was written by Affleck and Damon and directed by Gus Van Sant (who hasn't done anything good since, or really before). The movie follows Will Hunting who is a genius and one of the smartest people in the world but he refuses to be anything more than a janitor solving the hardest math problems ever at M.I.T. Through his relationship with his therapist Sean Maguire (Robin Williams) and his girlfriend Skylar (Minnie Driver) Damon attempts to overcome years of physical and emotional childhood abuse and to reach his genius potential. The movie is not cliche and Damon gives the best performance of his career. The story doesn't feel sappy or overdone or like a "typical Hollywood" movie and The 'Bright' One considers this movie the best movie ever made.
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There are not many Boston movies and I have seen most of them. If I did not see the movie, I did not put it in on the list. Two movies that will probably make this list once I see them are The Friends of Eddie Coyle (19973) [thank you for the suggestion by GOI fan Bryan Hernandez] and The Verdict (1982) [A movie that have come up on essentially every single list I have researched].

Top Ten Most Evil Movie Villains

There are plenty of lists out there that have compiled a list of the greatest bad guys in movie history. AFI has a list of the 100 greatest heroes and villains. TIME has a list of the 25 greatest villains. A podcast I enjoy listening to on Adam Carolla’s podcast network called The Film Vault did their top five villains of all time.

I want to make this list different.

I don’t want this to be a list of the best and most entertaining bad guys and villains in movies; I want this list to be the most evil bad guys and villains. Let me try and explain myself and explain this subtle difference.

I think the main difference is that there are antagonists that are dicks and antagonists that are evil. I’m looking to weed out the dicks and solely focus on the evil ones. In order to tell the difference between a dick and one who is evil is their motivation. Many bad guys and many of the ones you see pop up on these lists are motivated to do their bad actions by something other than their evil self- the obvious two being money and love. Dr. Octopus (Alfred Molina) in Spiderman II did some pretty bad and shitty things. However, he’s not evil. He was just lonely and frustrated and took out that frustration on others. He’s a bully, but he’s not evil. I loved Die Hard and Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman) was a fantastic antagonist. He’s a guy that shows up on every top villain list because he was great in Die Hard. But he wasn’t evil in the sense I am defining it. He just wanted money. He killed people, he tortured them, and he was a terrorist, but he wasn’t evil. To me, he was just a dick.

This list was not an easy one to complete. There were a lot of great villains and characters out there and ones as characters I liked and were better antagonists than the ones I put on this list, but they weren’t evil enough for me. To collect a list of ten evil villains was a challenge for me.

Before we begin, I’d like to start off discussing a few great movie bad guys who I purposefully left off this list because they did not fit the definition I was going with.

Nurse Ratched (Louise Fletcher) from One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest: The movie is never as good as the book if you’ve read the book first and I think that holds true for One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest. And maybe I should have seen the movie first to truly evaluate its merits but I was in 11th grade and I didn’t want to complete the book as my assigned homework so I watched the movie instead. The reason I left Nurse Ratched off this list is because I remember watching the movie and thinking, “This is it!? All this hype about one of the meanest persons ever in movies and all I get is some crabby old nurse with her panties in a bunch?” I remember reading the book and thinking this character is one of the most evil antagonists I had known up to that point but I remember seeing the movies and being extremely disappointed with Louise Fletcher’s portrayal of the iconic nurse.

Col. SS Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz) from Inglorious Basterds: He’s one of my personal favorite all time villains but as the story progressed he changed and got less evil. In the fantastic opening scene where Landa is talking to the Frenchman hiding the Jews he boasts how he revels in his menacing nickname but towards the end when he meets Brad Pitt he talks about he singlehandedly wants to take down the evil empire and how he hates his nickname. This is (purposefully) symboli of how less evil Col. Landa became. The final scene of the movie, after he meets Pitt and that dude from The Office, forced me to take Col. Landa off of my list because he showed me some compassion and that he was just doing this for a paycheck.

Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins) in Psycho: Truthfully, he probably should have made the list and is probably number eleven but because he has glaring mommy issues made me want to leave him off. He does not kill because he enjoys the thrill of the kill or the hunt like many others on this list. He kills because his mommy told him to. There are many legit crazy people on this list but Bates seems like the wrong kind of crazy to warrant a spot on this list for me.

Some other notable just bad guys but who were just “dicks” and not really evil are: Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) from Wall Street, Mr. Potter (Lionel Barrymore) from It’s A Wonderful Life, Cruela De Vil from 101 Dalmatians, and Alonzo Harris (Denzel Washington) from Training Day. I also left off any besats (the monsters from Jaws, Alien(s), and Predators) and horror bad guys (Freddy Krueger, Michael Meyers) because they don’t really seem to fit the bill. I also left off Man from Bambi because that’s just a retarded selection that AFI chose. Lastly, I left off many other choices just because although I’ve seen a lot of movies, I have not seen every single one and if I have not seen the movie yet, I refuse the judge the merit of how evil the character in the movie is.

***NOTE: Reviews contain spoilers***

10) HAL 9000 (voiced by Douglas Rain) from 2001: A Space Odyssey
I actually really wanted to leave HAL off of this list. I actually saw 2001 for the first time and was really unimpressed with just how evil the machine truly was. I have heard for my entire lifetime that HAL 9000 was one of the most evil things out there in movies. And along the same lines of watching Nurse Ratchet I was like, “This is all I get?” But the more I thought about, the more HAL fits this list. It’s cold, calculating, ruthless, spiteful, and wants to destroy all mankind. Even though it’s not human it has all the characteristics I am looking for in an evil villain.

9) Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem) from No Country for Old Men
Come on, anyone that lugs around a giant air pressure cannon as a weapon has to earn a spot on this list. Sure, Chigurh was a hired gun and mercenary in order to retrieve some money back, but the ways in which he chose to do that were just great and evil. He blows up cars and kills anyone who gets in his path. He has that right amount of crazy in him to help him blur the line between right and wrong. Or rather, he just doesn’t give a shit if what he is doing is wrong. He almost kills a local convenience store owner just for the hell of it (which made for a great scene- “Call it- friendo”) He is the character Col. Landa could have been. He is just menacing throughout the movie and a great movie character.

8) Kaiser Soze from The Usual Suspects
I know who the actor who played Kaiser Soze is but for those readers who are just reading the title of the character and movie and do not want the movie ruined for them, I will be nice to them. Soze could fall under the “dick” category. He’s just a man who wants money and power and is just a drug lord willing to take that extra step. But in the middle of the movie Soze’s enemies rape his family and hold them hostage. Instead of being “dragged down” by his family he murders his own family, murders the would-be attackers, and then murders anyone associated with the would be attackers. That’s cold. That’s what it takes to earn a spot on this list, none of that “love” or “compassion” bullshit that holds those Italian mob bosses down.

7) Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) from Saw
I’m not talking any of those other sequels that, like The Matrix Revolutions and Reloaded, took a giant dump on everything they worked hard to create. I’m talking about the original Saw, the masterpiece that shows that Cary Elwes (who?) has acting chops. That movie. Although the sequels do in a way show Jigsaw’s true personality. The main factor holding Jigsaw back is that he wants his prisoners to escape. He doesn’t *want* them to die but rather he wants them to go through hell in order to come out for the better on the other side. In fact, in later movies, he scolds his protégé (I’m not going to bother taking the time to look up what her character or actual name is) for making the tasks impossible so that the prisoners can never escape. But what that being said, Jigsaw still takes (somewhat) random people tortures them in the worst possible way knowing full well they’re going to die. Or if not die, being hurt in the most excruciating way. Plus, Jigsaw really doesn’t *truly* care about these people. He’s just a psychopath.

6) Mr. Blonde (Michael Madsen) from Reservoir Dogs
Hear me out on this. Remember, this is not a list of the greatest villains ever. This is a list of the most evil villains ever. When I think about what an evil character is, Mr. Blonde fits the description. In the middle of running away from the cops, out of the blue, he kidnaps a cop. Not some high ranking police official but some Joe Schmo cop. AND he kidnaps him for the sole purpose of torturing him. Sure, he wants to find out who double-crossed him, but he does it with such glee. It’s hard to watch the infamous ear-cutting scene as a viewer so if I was actually there I couldn’t imagine how gruesome that would actually be. But in a scene improvised by Madsen himself, Mr. Blonde tortures a young cop with such happiness and delight which makes for a quintessential evil person. He didn’t squeal on his bosses once while in jail because he wanted to live this glamorous life of crime and violence that he loves so much.

5) Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper) from Blue Velvet
If you ever had any question about how ruthless and messed up Frank Booth is then you have not seen Blue Velvet. But to put to rest any qualms anyone might have had about this movie, let me pull just one paragraph from Booth’s Wikipedia page to prove it to you.

“Frank's most prized asset is Dorothy Vallens (Isabella Rosselini), a beautiful torch singer who brings huge crowds into the local nightclub, and over who he takes complete control when he kidnaps her son and husband. He extorts sadomasochistic sexual favors from Dorothy by mutilating her husband and threatening to kill the child if she does not give in. He makes her his slave, to the point that after pretending to enjoy his abuse for so long, she begins to derive masochistic pleasure from it”

Booth is just a great movie villain in general with his weird ether-esque gas tank he uses before he rapes Dorothy and he is so eccentric and just fun to watch on the screen.

There are movies (Brian De Palma’s Scarface comes to mind) where there is a guy who earns his way to the top and does so by stepping on a few toes, bribing a few cops, and killing a few people, but very few characters will do what Frank Booth does in order to get to the top and its that cold-heartedness that makes Frank Booth so evil.

4) Darth Vader (voiced by James Earl Jones) from Star Wars IV: A New Hope
If you watch all six episodes of Star Wars you start to see the evil sith lord created in Episode IV start to become less and less evil. In the first Star Wars Darth Vader is great. He chokes his underlings just because they slightly irk him and he destroys an entire planet and race of people just to torture his daughter (even though we as an audience did not know Leai was Darth Vader’s daughter, Darth Vader sure did). He is involved in a machine the size of a planet just to destroy anyone and anything that gets in his way. Hell, he’s part of The Dark Side of the Force which is a (not so subtle) reference to everything evil and bad. The other five movies tarnish the evil reputation Darth Vader earned for being pure evil and that is why he is *only* number four on this list.

Senator Palpatine probably deserved a spot on this list as well (in fact if we're talking about pure evil he might have deserved Darth Vader's spot) but you have to give it to the main antagonist. You just have to. Sure, creating a clone army to start a war in order to get yourself elected to the head of the Senate so you have so much power that you kill all the Jedi's or force them into hiding in order to become the darkest force in the universe is pretty evil but... OK, I have just talked myself into a tie between Vader and Palpatine but Vader is much more iconic which is why he gets top billing.

3) Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) from The Silence of the Lambs
One could actually make a great argument that Dr. Lecter isn’t even the creepiest villain in the movie, but who can anyone deny the awesomeness and evilness of Hannibal Lecter. Think about some of the creepiest and most evil people we have in today’s society. On the top of that list is Jeffrey Dahmer- a charming, smart man who killed and ate people. That is Hannibal Lecter. Dr. Lecter isn’t motivated by greed or because his mommy didn’t love him enough, he’s motivated by his own crazy self-desire to inflict harm on others just for his benefit. He toys with Clarisse and everyone he comes across in the movie and does what he can (including cutting off a man’s face) in order to continue killing and reeking havoc on anyone and everyone.

2) Alex DeLarge (Malcolm McDowell) from A Clockwork Orange
The first half of A Clockwork Orange is one of the weirdest, most messed up things in a movie you will ever see. The movie is full of bullying, killing, fighting, fucking and brutal raping. In one horrifying scene, Alex and his drooges charge into a home, bind the husband on the ground, hold the wife against her will and then, with a great dichotomy, Alex starts singing the song “Singin’ In The Rain” while simultaneously beating the husband and cutting off the wife’s clothing before raping her. When I think of pure evil, Alex DeLarge fits the bill. Alex never feels sorry for what he’s done, even after he’s caught and out in prison. While in prison he still has a goofy grin on his face. The point of A Clockwork Orange is the tension and difficulty between people’s actions and their innate nature. Society tries to train Alex’s actions but his thoughts remain the same. He still wants to go out and kill and rape, just now he physically can’t. The movie tries to make inferences that Alex is the way he is because of social upbringing or the world around him, but I think it is pretty clear that he’s just evil and nothing can be done about it.

1) The Joker (Heath Ledger) from The Dark Knight
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn
This is what I mean by pure evil. This quote right here that Alfred says to Bruce Wayne with an implicit indication of who The Joker is. Why does The Joker do what he does? Why he does kill people? Why does he blow shit up? Why does he take bombs, place it on two boats and tell the other boat they have to detonate the other boat to survive? Because that is just who The Joker is. He just wants to watch the world burn. There is no good or bad in The Joker’s mind. Sure, he starts off working for the mob, but in the end he takes over the mob, kills most of the higher ups, and burns their money. Why? Because gas and TNT are cheap he says. All The Joker wants to do is add a little chaos to Gotham City. Hell, he also killed a person a dya in Gotham and instead of blaming the killer, the city got pissed at The Joker. Haven't hey heard the phrase you don't negotiate with terrorists? That’s it. He has no motivations about money or love. Hell, he really doesn’t have any about power. It just comes with a side effect with this plan.

Confessions Of An Indie Kid: DME's Ten Favorite Bands

As an indie-music person who periodically blogs about things other than baseball (I used to be an entertainment critic before I went to Law School and started writing for Game Of Inches and The Hardball Times, after all), I thought it might be interesting to write about my ten favorite bands of all time. This list is not intented to capture the ten best (objectively speaking) or even the ten more talented bands in the history of music. That sort of list would be entirely too long and hard to craft, too controversial to accurately rank. Rather, I present herein the ten bands I listen to most, have the most respect for, and more inspire me. Anyone who knows me knows I have a diverse taste in music that encompasses everything under the sun short of most country music, gospel, and "gansta rap" (though I particularly love that 80's sound). I have a penchant for many bands not on this list, ranging from Talking Heads, Queen, T. Rex, and The Rolling Stones to Black Sabbath, The Smiths, and Depeche Mode to Friendly Fires, MGMT, Daft Pink, Vampire Weekend, The Decemberists, and VHS or Beta (just to name a very select few). A band's omission from this list does not mean that I do not like them or that I find no inspiration from them. Rather, it just means there are some other bands that, for whatever subjective reason, better capture my fancy. I've intentionally omitted The Beatles because, as one of my friends once said, "The Beatles are everyone favorite band, and if you deny that, you either have never listened to them or you are a liar. However, if you say that The Beatles are you favorite band, you are a tool."


This in mind, here's my top 10.



#10. Bruce Springsteen (1972-Present)


Bruce Springsteen can be summed up in one chant: "Bruuuuuuuce." He's the boss, the king of the proletariat, the champion of blue-collar rock and roll in the United States. Pick up any of the Boss's classic album from Born In The USA to The River to Nebraska to Born To Run or check out modern singles like The Wrestler, Radio Nowhere, and The Rising, and you will understand why Bruce does is not just one of American rock and roll's most popular figures, but also why he's one of, if not the, greatest musicians in American history. Bruce's lyrics dig deep into American culture, touching on that which touches us all, while the music itself touches the heart and ears of listeners, belting out great beats and strong riffs that, despite the murky undertones, keep you upbeat. In the style of Billy Joel meets Bob Dylan meets U2, most of Bruce's catalog is "classic." Bruce Springsteen pioneered the arena rock sound that the 80's lived-and-died by, but though the 80's largely dead, Bruce, as his recent Superbowl appearance can attest, is still alive and doing that same ol' thing he's always been great at doing. Bruce recently released a record of previously unreleased songs from the Darkness On The Edge of Town sessions called The Promise, and I highly recommend giving it a listen when you get the chance.

Major hits: Born In The USA, Dancing In The Dark, Glory Days, Born To Run, Tenth Avenue Freeze Out, Hungry Heart, The River, Human Touch, Radio Nowhere, Blinded By The Light, The Wrestler

If you must own one album: Born In The USA



#9. Arcade Fire (2003-Present)

They only have three full albums to their credit, but each has been progressively better than the last. With their first album Funeral, Arcade Fire was reminisce of Neutral Milk Hotel with an attitude. Listen to the NMH song In The Aeroplane Over The Sea and tell me you are not reminded of the Arcade Fire song Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels). The song Wake Up from Funeral is still one of Arcade Fire's best. Three years later, frontman Win Butler and crew followed up Funeral with Neon Bible, an album that sounds like a modern version of a Bruce Springsteen's Born In The USA. It is hard enough to follow up an album like Funeral, let alone top it. Some critics might disagree with a statement that Neon Bible is better than Funeral (their Metacritic ratings are very close), but Neon Bible undoubted produced more radio-friendly singles. Keep The Car Running, No Cars Go and Intervention are just some of the albums many highlights. Like Neon Bible, Arcade Fire would take another three years to release another album of new material, but the wait was well worth it. Their Grammy-winning album The Suburbs took the musical brilliance of Neon Bible, the lyrical and thematic genius of Funeral, and mixed it with contemporary and idealized American nostalgia to produce not only the best album of 2010, but one of the best alternative indie rock records to date. The Suburbs has received universal acclaim, and if you have not yet heard it, you simply must. The album, front to back, is one you won't be able to put down. If you want an idea of what the album sounds like, check out Sprawl II or Ready To Start. The band has yet to disappoint with any of their offerings and at this point in their career, the sky still seems like the limit. Bands with as strong and appealing a catalog of music as Arcade Fire are rare, which is why they make my top 10 artists list.

Major hits
: Wake Up, No Cars Go, Sprawl II, Keep The Car Running, Intervention, Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels), Rebellion (Lies), Black Wave/Bad Vibrations, The Suburbs, Month Of May, Ready To Start, Modern Man, Neighborhood #3 (Power Out), Crown Of Love
If you must own one album: The Suburbs



#8. Led Zeppelin (1968-1980)

Arising out of the ashes of one blues rocks' more underrated 60's acts, The Yardbirds (which also featured Jeff Beck and Eric Clapton at various points in the band's tenure), Led Zeppelin released their first album in 1968 and has been an essential staple of rock music ever since. I know that similar logic to omitting the Beatles should apply to Led Zeppelin, but the sheer awesomeness of Jimmy Page's heavier-than-blues guitar riffs, Robert Plant's magnificent voice, the explosive drums of John Bonham, and the innovative bass lines and keyboard work of John Paul Jones are a force that simply cannot be ignored. Pick up any of Led Zeppelin's first six albums, and you will not find yourself clicking the skip button for any track (well, unless you are a 14 year old girl who loves Miley Cyrus). Everyone knows Stairway To Heaven, The Immigrant Song, Black Dog, and Rock And Roll, but some of Led Zeppelin's best tracks, and some of my favorites, are their "lesser" known ones: Hey Hey What Can I Do, Goin' To California, Over The Hills And Far Away, When The Levee Breaks, Travelling Riverside Blues, and What Is And Should Never Be. Led Zeppelin has a reputation as one of the greatest live acts of all time for a reason as well -- check out the live album How The West Was Won. It is easily one of Zeppelin's three best album, with the Whole Lot Of Love Medley (a heavy rock-jam), Goin' To California, and the extended freak-out rendition of Dazed And Confused being particular highlights of the album. Yes, everyone knows the name of Led Zeppelin, but few are familiar with all of their tracks. Take the time to learn them, I promise you will not be disappointed.

Major hits
: Stairway To Heaven, Hey Hey What Can I Do, Whole Lotta Love, Dazed And Confused, Rock And Roll, Over The Hills And Far Away, The Immigrant Song, Since I've Been Loving You, Kashmir
If you must own one album
: Led Zeppelin IV


#7. Cut Copy (2002-Present)


Cut Copy is best described as what New Order would sound like if they existed today and exclusively made dance songs, rather than dabble in Synth Rock and Dance Punk from time to time. Cut Copy does not just make great music, however, they also make great remixes. Their latest album, Zonoscope, is a testament to the entirely underrated retro 80's sound that is coming out of Austrialia/New Zealand (think a modern INXS and Men At Work meets OMD and the electro-house genre) along with contemporaries Empire Of The Sun, Ladyhawke, Van She, Midnight Juggernauts, and The Presets. As great as Zonoscope is in it's own right, however, it does not come near close to one of the best albums of the 2000's decade -- Cut Copy's 2008 album In Ghost Colours. In Ghost Colours is a rare album with a few great radio-friendly singles (Hearts On Fire, Lights & Music, Feel The Love) that are surrounded by strong complementing songs that, like Monty Python's Holy Grail or a fine wine, get better and better, dancier and dancier, with every listen. I saw Cut Copy play the same show twice in two days last summer at both Lollapalooza and the Lollapalooza aftershow, and though the music was the same, the party was cumulatively ridiculous. I do not think I've ever seen as many people having as much fun singing and dancing in one place as I did at the Cut Copy's Lollapalooza set in 2010. Maybe at Girl Talk's New Years Eve show, but even then I doubt it.

Major hits: Hearts On Fire, Lights & Music, Feel The Love, Saturdays, Far Away, Out The On The Ice, Need You Now, Take Me Over, The Twilight, Where I'm Going, Pharaohs & Pyramids, Time Stands Still, So Haunted, Midnight Juggernaught's "45 And Rising" (Cut Copy Remix), Van She's "Kelly" (Cut Copy remix), Cansei De Ser Sexy's "Move" (Cut Copy Remix), The Juan Maclean's "Happy House" (Cut Copy Remix)

If you must own one album: In Ghost Colours



#6. Of Montreal (1996-Present)

In the early/mid-1990's, Athens, Georgia was the hub of the emerging indie pop/rock scene. With a love for the Beach Boys and similar sounds of the 1960s psych-pop, the Elephant 6 movement, named after the independent record label that produced most of the emerging Athens talent, featured such indie staples as The Apples In Stereo, Neutral Milk Hotel, and Olivia Tremor Control. Of Montreal emerged out of the second wave of the Elephant 6 movement, and has been flourishing as one of indie pop's most "mainstream" and extravagant acts ever since. Of Montreal is too eclectic a band to distill beyond an "indie" genre label. They are a unique blend of cross-dressing glam pop and rock, funk, psychedelia, and even afropop. Think David Bowie meets the Beatles meets Prince, all while doing acid. That's really the only way to describe Of Montreal and its lead musical force, it's primary songwriter and frontman, Kevin Barnes. For better or worse, no two Of Monteal albums are alike. Their early work is very psych-pop, which I am not personally partial too (though there are some great early singles like Of Montreal's cover of Yoko Ono titled I Felt Like Smashing My Face Through A Clear Glass Window or Old People In The Cemetery), but it is their later work that truly shines as utterly, undeniably, and indispensably brilliant. Starting with Satanic Panic In The Attic in 2004, Of Montreal's past five albums have been nothing short of a sexy party for your ears and feet. Even Of Montreal's relatively disappointing Skeletal Lamping, their follow up to the "unfollowupable" Hissing Fauna Are You The Destroyer?, was a strong listen riddled with great singles. Of Montreal recently returned to form with False Priest in 2010, featuring "up and coming" Janelle Monae on one brilliant track. If for no other reason than Hissing Fauna, one of the greatest beginning-to-end concept albums of all time and probably the best album of the 2000's decade, Of Montreal deserves recognition as band with immensely underrated talent. As great as of Of Montreal's modern albums are, however, they are not best known for their studio work. To the contrary, they are known for routinely staging some of the weirdest, most decadent, and dancey live shows of any modern act. From bizarre costumes and makeup, to sex wars, to people in animal suits pretending having sex, to Kevin Barnes getting nude or cross dressing, Of Montreal's shows are nothing short of a unique vaudeville experience. I highly suggest seeing Of Montreal live, even if you do not know their music (that's how I got into them), because Kevin Barnes and crew (and their psych-80's style) are guaranteed to have you dancing on the dance floor.


Major hits: Disconnect The Dots, Requiem For O.M.M.2, So Begins Our Alabee, A Sentence Of Sorts In Kongsvinger, An Eludarian Instance, Suffer For Fashion, She's A Rejector, Gronlandic Edit, Wraith Pinned To The Mist And Other Games, Rapture Rapes The Muses, Coquet Coquette, Enemy Gene, I Fell Ya' Strutter, Forecast Fascist Future

If you must own one album: Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?



#5. The Killers (2002-Present)


The Killers were on of the bands that lead the retro-postpunk/new wave/synth rock movement of the early 2000s. Taking their band name from the fictional backing band from the music video to the song Crystal by New Order, The Killers are the perfect bands to inherent the sound that New Order pioneered throughout the 80’s. The Killers have evolved from being a new wave/synth rock band with their release of Hot Fuss in 2004 to a space rock outfit doing their best Bruce Springsteen impression with their latest release Day & Age. Brandon Flower’s talk-song crooning eerily emulates and echoes Bernard Sumner (with a hint of Lou Reed/Dire Straits influence), and while some think he and the Killers are too derivative (particularly Pitchfork), I happen to find them one of the more refreshing and all around entertaining modern-era bands to listen to on a regular basis. I saw them live at Lollapalooza a few years ago and can’t wait to see them again.


Major hits: Somebody Told Me, Mr. Bright Side, Somebody Told me, All These Things That I've Done, Romero & Juliet (cover), When You Were Young, Read My Mind, Shadowplay (cover), For Reasons Unknown, Sam's Town, Spaceman, Human, Ruby Don’t Take Your Love To Town (cover)

If you must own one album: Hot Fuss



#4. Pink Floyd (1965-1996)


Pink Floyd The Wall is probably my favorite album of all time. It is the best and perfect example of lyrical brilliance backed by great vocals and artistic, yet appealing musical compositions. The Wall, a disillusioning, bleak, and dystopian tale of isolation, not fitting in, and misunderstanding, is the brainchild and masterpiece of Roger Waters, the lead songwriter, co-frontman, and “bassist” (David Gilmore, the band’s Guitarist, did all the hard bass work) of Pink Floyd. If you are not a casual Pink Floyd fan, you probably best know the album for the songs Brick In The Wall Part 2 and Uncomfortably Numb.


Beyond The Wall, the band is also and probably best-known for Darkside Of The Moon. Even if you’ve never heard the album (which you should), you undoubtedly recognize it’s infamous cover, know it apparently syncs up to The Wizard Of Oz (never tried it), and associate it with filthy hippies. Regardless of its pop-culture status and associates, the album is brilliant and composed largely from beginning to end as one song. In fact, most of Pink Floyd’s albums are similarly composed concept albums, best though of one long song broken into digestible chunks. Wish You Were Here is another great and favorite Pink Floyd album of mine, and it probably features their second-best known song, the eponymous Wish You Were Here.


The rest of Pink Floyd’s catalogue is not as well known, but I nonetheless hold everyone of their albums, including their two post-Roger Waters albums, in the highest esteem. If you like Pink Floyd, I also highly suggest you check out Rogers Waters’ solo albums. In particular, Radio K.A.O.S. and The Pros And Cons Of Hitchhiking are brilliant masterpieces that sound like lost Pink Floyd albums. Call them overrated if you want, but Pink Floyd, like the Beatles, earned their reputation.


Major hits: Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2), Wish You Were Here, Comfortably Numb, Money, Run Like Hell, Young Lust, Us And Them, One Of These Days, Time, Keep Talking, Learning To Fly, What Do You Want From Me, Sheep

If you must own one album: The Wall (alternatively, there is Dark Side Of The Moon)



#3. Guns N’ Roses (1985-Present)


In 1987, the year I was born, Guns N’ Roses unleashed Appetite For Destruction on the world. With vile, violent, and vocally talented Axl Rose at the helm and guitar god Slash shredding out some of rock and roll’s best riffs of all time, Guns N’ Roses blew away the glam rock scene that dominated the late 80’s with a revival of the hard rock tunes that birthed the rock genre. Slash’s guitar, Axl voice, and Izzy Stradlin’s pen gave music some of the best hard rock songs of all time: Welcome To The Jungle, Paradise City, Sweet Child O' Mine, Mr. Brownstone, Nightrain, Mr. Brownstone, It’s So Easy, My Michelle, Anything Goes, and Rocket Queen. And that was just Appetite For Destruction. After Appetite for Destruction, Guns N’ Roses would release three more albums in four years, featuring such original hits as Patience, Don't Cry, Shotgun Blues, and Use Your Illusions ballads November Rain, Estranged, Civil War and Yesterdays. Guns N’ Roses also released some of rocks best cover songs in Live And Let Die (Paul McCartney), Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door (Bob Dylan), Sympathy For The Devil (Rolling Stones), and Buick Mackane (T. Rex).


Axl's potassium-in-water personality finally drove a deep riff in the band in 1994, resulting in the band's hiatus and a fifteen-year gap between albums with new material. Axl and Slash developed irreconcilable differences, resulting in his departure, while Axl’s me-me-me ego alienated the rest of the band. Between 1994 and 2008, when Guns N’ Roses released its sixth studio album, Chinese Democracy, Axl rotated through a plethora of temporary band members, essentially converting Guns N’ Roses into his own solo project. 2008’s Chinese Democracy was not well-received by fans or critics, and many were disappointed by the quality of the material in light of Guns N’ Roses older and vintage material. Nonetheless I, and many others, loved the new album on its own merits. Chinese Democracy had a few weak moments like I.R.S, but the album’s flurry of other great songs like Riad N' the Bedouins, Sorry, Shackler's Revenge, Better, and the eponymous Chinese Democracy more than made up for those weaker moments.


Though Guns N’ Roses is no longer the band it once was, and though Axl Rose may be the biggest jerk in rock and roll, GNR’s older tunes are still, hands down, some of rock music’s heaviest and best of all time.


Major hits: Welcome To The Jungle, Paradise City, Sweet Child O' Mine, Mr. Brownstone, Nightrain, Mr. Brownstone, Patience, November Rain, Estranged, Civil War, Yesterdays, Live And Let Die, Sympathy For The Devil, Riad N' the Bedouins, Sorry, Shackler's Revenge, Better

If you must own one album: Appetite For Destruction



#2. David Bowie (1964-Present)


If anyone invented the word “versatility,” it was the ever-evolving persona and music of David Bowie. Bowie began his career in the mid-60’s as a folksy cover artist before turning to proggy space rock/pop with Space Oddity a few years later (belting out his first-fan favorite, Space Oddity). Then the 1970's rolled around and Bowie began pioneering the glam scene. He started off relatively mellow with the Man Who Sold The World (the first “Bowie” sounding album) and Hunky Dory (Bowie’s first of many great albums), but in 1972, with the help of rock guitarist Mick Ronson and women’s clothing, Bowie created one of the greatest rock albums of all time: The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust. Ziggy Stardust, a concept album that details the decadent adventure of a space alien rockstar sent to inspire hope upon the earth in its last five years of existence, is one of those rare albums that is great from beginning to end, where you can’t put it down until it’s done, and when it is done, you want more. I’d be inclined to put Bowie on my list top/favorite artists of all time on the strength of Ziggy Stardust alone, but there’s plenty of other reasons he deserves a spot at the top, as he belted out hit record after hit record after Ziggy Stardust: some of his best albums include Aladdin Sane, Young Americans, Station To Station, Low, "Heroes", Lodger, Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps), Let's Dance. Though Bowie’s later records are not as “all around” great as his early and mid-career masterpieces, they are still riddled with strong singles such as I’m Afraid Of Americans, New Killer Star, Little Wonder, and Hallo Spaceboy. Bowie has successfully dabbled in many genres, from Folk to Glam Rock to Avante Garde and Rock to Industrial, and if it’s one thing we know other than he’s drop dead sexy, it’s that he’s a musical force to be reckoned with. Oh, and he was also in the super cheesy/awesome 80’s quasi-musical muppetfest that was Labyrinth. Bonus points for that.


Major hits: Ziggy Stardust, Rebel Rebel, The Man Who Sold The World, Changes, Life On Mars, Queen Bitch, Star Man, Five Years, Rock & Roll Suicide, Suffragette City, Soul Love, Drive-In Saturday, The Jean Genie, Heroes, The Secret Life Of Arabia, Fahion, Let's Dance, China Girl, Underground, Magic Dance, New Killer Star

If you must own one album: The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars



#1. New Order (1980-1993, 1998-2007)


You probably know them for Blue Monday or Bizarre Love Triangle, but I’ll forever know New Order as the band that melted my heart with their appearance on the soundtrack of Trainspotting (specifically the song Temptation). From early era new wave punk songs like Ceremony and Age of Consent to their dancier music like Sub-Culture and Bizarre Love Triangle to their more modern, “space rock” oriented songs like Crystal (the music video from which The Killers took their band name), New Order is a versatile band with many different sounds, all work. New Order previously existed as a protopunk/new wave band Joy Division (another great band) until lead singer Ian Curtis killed himself in 1980. Bernard Sumner, Joy Division’s guitarist, reluctantly took over as lead singer/songwriter and the band hasn’t looked back since, though they have since broken up. The combination of Bernard Sumner’s proletariat lyrics and Peter Hook’s catchy bass hooks form the perfect combination of music that entices your ears and feet to form my favorite band of all time. New Order currently exists as Bad Lieutenant, with Alex James (of Blur fame) replacing Peter Hook. Bad Lieutenant is still solid (check out their single Sink or Swim), but they come nothing close to vintage New Order. Fans of New Order should also check out the band Electronic, a collaboration between Bernard Sumner, Johnny Marr (the guitarist of the Smiths and current guitarist of Modest Mouse), and the Pet Shop Boys (with a splash of Kraftwerk on one album).


Major hits: Bizarre Love Triangle, Ceremony, Blue Monday ’88, Age of Consent, Temptation, Regret, Love Vigilantes, True Faith, 1963

If you must own one album: Substance 1987



On a side note, I just want to say a few words about The Talking Heads, the band that inspired this post earlier today. The Talking Heads are one of those bands that, when people mention them, you say “who?” but you go “oh, them!” when you hear one of their songs. Though their music, outside a handful of singles, is hardly “casual listening,” the band is all around musically entertaining and one of they are one of the more talented outfits in semi-modern pop/rock and art rock music. Their major hits include Psycho Killer, Burning Down The House, And She Was, Love → Building On Fire, Wild Wild Life, I Zimbra, Stay Hungry, Stay Up Late. If you must own one album, buy their live album The Name Of This Band Is Talking Heads.



Also, just because I wanted to also get it out of my system, here are my 10 favorite albums of all time:

10. Alive 2007 (Daft Punk, 2007): Daft Punk's already sick beats are remixed and intertwined to show the power of synergy.

9. Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix (Phoenix, 2009): Phoenix makes the leap from Strokes-wannabe to Of Montreal knock off to great effect.
8. Led Zeppelin IV (Led Zeppelin, 1971): One of first and best modern hard rock albums of all times, features most of Zeppelin's staple tunes.
7. In Ghost Colours (Cut Copy, 2008): Cut Copy's brilliant album of 80's inspired dance tunes is reminisce of late 80's New Order.
6. Bring On The Comets (VHS or Beta, 2007): VHS or Beta pioneered the retro dance punk/new wave/synth/space rock sound that The Killers have become famous for, but this album particularly shines as modern era's most glorious dance punk album to date.
5. Appetite For Destruction (Guns N' Roses, 1987): Before Nirvana killed the genre of 80's metal, there was Guns N' Roses and their first album, cover-to-cover, is unquestionably one of, if not the, greatest hard rock albums of all time.
4. The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars (David Bowie, 1972): Bowie's essential brainchild is the rock-and-roll bombshell that pioneered the glam rock sound of the 70's.
3. Substance 1987 (New Order, 1987): Honestly, each of New Order's various albums are riddled with great songs, but this compilation album features some of the best, and most of the essential, singles and remixes from New Order's 80's catalog (though there are plenty of great post-Substance songs as well!).
2. Hissing Fauna Are You The Destroyer? (Of Montreal, 2007): I'm a sucker for concept albums and Kevin Barnes' "ultimate break up album" is the zenith of Of Montreal's pop/rock/psych sound.
1. The Wall (Pink Floyd, 1979)
: The Wall is the Roger Waters' baby; the perfect blend of artistic integrity, deep lyrics, and brilliant music. Two words describe this album best: magnum opus.

Just Missed The Top 10 (in no particular order): Born In The USA (Bruce Springsteen, 1984), Oracular Spectacular (MGMT, 2007), Hatful Of Hollow (The Smiths, 1984), Day & Age (The Killers, 2008), The Suburbs (Arcade Fire, 2010)


Leave the love/hate in the comments.

Is Cliff Lee A Top Five Starting Pitcher?

A friend of mine and myself were at a bar about a week or so ago and got into a pretty heated, but interesting debate that I would like to extend to the rest of the internet and blogosphere: is Cliff Lee a top five starting pitcher in the major leagues? Clearly he is the top crop pitcher of the FA pool, but is he one of the five best in all of baseball? My friend says yes, and I say no, though I feel Lee is top ten.

Here is my list of the top fifteen starting pitchers in baseball (based on age, talent and durability -- salaries are ignored):
  1. Felix Hernandez
  2. Tim Lincecum
  3. Roy Halladay
  4. Adam Wainwright
  5. C.C. Sabathia
  6. Josh Johnson
  7. Jon Lester
  8. Cliff Lee
  9. Jered Weaver
  10. Justin Verlander
  11. Ubaldo Jimenez
  12. Dan Haren
  13. Francisco Liriano
  14. Max Scherzer
  15. Mat Latos (yes, I really believe he is that good)
What do you think? Am I just "being irrational" because "I hate good players" or is Cliff Lee indeed overvalued? Is Cliff Lee a top five starting pitcher? Who are your top ten?

Leave the answers in the comments section.

Ranking the Woman of ESPN

Men like ESPN. Men like women. Why not make a top ten list of the hottest female personalities on the only cable sports network that matters. The general criteria I used to define hotness involved: appearance, personality, seniority, newsworthiness, and notoriety.

10) Sage Steele

Bloggin aint easy

Bloggin' aint easy

Now Sage has always come off as a well mannered, respectable woman who is nothing but professional every morning on ESPN’s “First Take”. She doesn’t really exude sexuality like some of the other woman on this list, but look at her name. You cannot tell me that Sage Steele is not a made up porn name from her younger, wilder days. Doing porn automatically puts you on the hott list. Unfortunately, it also puts you on the filthy filthy whore list. Of course, ESPN has confiscated all the old video footage from the internet so we can never know the whole truth.

9) Dana Jacobson

You cant tell me what to do! Youre not my daddy

You cant tell me what to do! You're not my daddy

First off, she’s quite a bit pudgy, but you can still imagine cuddling up with her in bed…after a few drinks of course. But lucky us, Dana doesn’t require much convincing when it comes to downing an Absolut, Stoli, or Grey Goose you happen to throw her way. He infamous “performance” of getting hammered at the ESPN roast, coming up to the stage with a bottle of hard liquor in her hands, and proclaiming “Fuck Touchdown Jesus” was not her shining moment. What is it with fat chicks and alcohol. Hint hint, booze is not a dietary supplement. Luckily it only drew her a suspension and not a dismissal from ESPN. Hey, everyone knows First Take is the ESPN purgatory for all the networks degenerates, whether it be drunks or molesters or simply being Skip Bayless

Honk Honk!

Honk Honk!

8 ) Linda Cohn

Bill Parcels is my sugar daddy

Bill Parcells is my sugar daddy

Linda surely has the seniority on ESPN of any woman on this list. Although not the modern version of hott, Linda still turns the older generation on. She has a confidence and self absurdness to herself, opposite to Dana Jacobson, that only adds to her humor and natural hosting ability. She is also famous for playing hockey goalie in her youth, so she’s used to having things go through her 5-hole. Jewish girl #1, ohhhh yeah

7) Colleen Dominguez

Yes, I am better than you

Couldn't make it on telemundo, had to settle for ESPN

Anyone who has watched telemundo for a little too long knows that latina girls are muy caliente, hence it would be a shame to leave the only ESPN representative off the list. If this girl had any personality, notoriety, or longevity she could possibly compete for the top spot based on looks alone. But since I know next to nothing about her, she will have to be happy with 7th place.

6) Bonnie Bernstein

You know you want my 2.5 biblically named children

You know you want my 2.5 biblically named children

Jewish girl #2, ohhhh yeah! She has been around ESPN for over a decade covering basketball, football, and baseball most recently. Her long, crooked nose is her trademark feature, to go along with a smoking hot body. There have been rumors that she “spent” a lot of time with athletes over the years. She did gain for continually leaving her legs open while sitting down wearing a skirt.

5) Hannah Storm

Ride em cowboy

Ride 'em cowboy

Hannah has had quite the career. Working for CNN, NBC during the Olympics, and most recently with ESPN. Her confidence is unchallenged and her reputation picture perfect. Always being a sports sex symbol, a la Farrah Fawcett, she has not trouble getting her way and pushing the men at ESPN around. She is the perfect face for the morning Sportcenter edition.

4) Rachel Nichols

Love me or hate me, you still cant %#&! me

Love me or hate me, you still cant %#&! me

By far the most polarizing woman working for ESPN. She may as well be the Michael Vick of female sportscasters. Some people swear by her and would hands down put her number 1 on this list, while others like me, think there is something wrong with her face that simply cannot be overlooked. It simply lacks symmetry. The nose is crooked, the smile is very one sided, and her cheek bones are too high for my liking. Everyone loves a red head, but her’s looks blood red as opposed to the natural variety. The body is nothing to get excited about, but she does have a very distinct reporting style and voice. So love her or hate her you still cant touch her

3) Suzy Kolber

Good enough for Joe Namath, good enough for me

Good enough for Joe Namath, good enough for me

Despite being around ESPN for ages, Suzy became a household name after her infamous interview with a drunk Joe Namath who very openly said “I want to kiss you”. Suzy played it off very nicely, only making herself look more cute in the process. And that is how I would describe her, cute as a button. The voice, the face, the whole package.

2) Michelle Beadle

I literally live next door to EVERYONE

I literally live next door to EVERYONE

The newest acquisition to the ESPN staff, Michelle Beadle was hired away from the Yankees to co-host with Colin Cowherd on sportsnation. She is the perfect girl next door. The tomboy. The little step-sister you never had, Brady Bunch style. I feel I could go to the beach with her right now and play tackle football without her worrying about breaking a nail or wetting her hair. She’s really one of the guys, yet maintains her womanly charm and sexiness.

1) Erin Andrews – All she requires is a photo montage

I hit that