Suprise, Tim Lincecum is a hippie

Tim Lincecum, the Cy Young award pitcher who's delivery was engineered by rocket scientists, was pulled over for speeding at which point the officer smelled a certain fragrance, sometimes referred to as the hippie lettuce. Lincecum surrendered 3.3 grams of the pot to the officer and got to spend a few hours in the slammer. Considering he lives in San Fransisco, the officer could have found more disturbing things in the car...not that there's anything wrong with that. I guess Lincecum doesnt run on rocket fuel but druggy fuel.

He has entered a plea of not guilty and given the facts of the case i think he has a chance to come out clean. He was stopped at 8:30 in the morning. I have never met a pot head who gets up before 2pm so Lincecum obviously could not have been smoking. He was probably just holding on to it for a friend.

Andrews stalker arrested...You'll never guess his name

The FBI tracked down the dude who followed around Erin Andrew across the country filming peep hole videos of her in hotel rooms. Obviously, none of the GOI writers have ever seen or are currently in possession of such a video. Interesting facts about the arrest. The dude is from Chicago...he was arrested at O'hare airport...his name is Michael Barrett. LOL

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Delonte West forgot the bullett-proof vest

Delonte West obviously learned nothing from the Maurice Clarett arrest back in the day. No, not that it's wrong to drive around at night with guns and booze, but if you're gonna do it, do it right. Be safe and put on a bullett-proof vest.

Who in their right mind would get on a motorcycle in the middle of the night with a handgun in the pocket, pistol in the pantleg, and a shotgun in an empty guitar case over his shoulder and not wear a bullett-proof jacket? Clearly West is still an amateur when it comes to the whole fully loaded, drive-by, massacre scene. Really, what could West possibly need an arsenal of weapons in suburban Maryland? When I think of Maryland, gang banging is the last thing that comes to mind. I know Ray Lewis lives in Maryland, but he killed that dude, allegedly, during the super bowl in Miami. Also Michael Phelps is from Maryland, and he's a super douche, but the worst he has ever done is give VD to half the strippers in the state.