Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

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Andrews stalker arrested...You'll never guess his name

The FBI tracked down the dude who followed around Erin Andrew across the country filming peep hole videos of her in hotel rooms. Obviously, none of the GOI writers have ever seen or are currently in possession of such a video. Interesting facts about the arrest. The dude is from Chicago...he was arrested at O'hare airport...his name is Michael Barrett. LOL

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