Miguel Cabrera Hits Homers (and Women)

Fresh off yet another 30+ HR, 100+ RBI, .300+ season, Miguel Cabrera celebrated perhaps a bit too hard. Miggy got wasted with some White Sox players the other night and then came home and roughed up his wife a bit. You can hear the 9-1-1 call here and if you listen closely, you can hear sort of hear Miggy slurringly yell at the cops in the background (I think he says something about his kids...).

Could be worse, right? At least he didn't run anybody down with an SUV. Speaking of Albert Bell, apparently Mr. "I don't get excited talking about myself" has been pestering a Cleveland beat writer the last few years about how he would run a baseball team (from a golf course, if it was the Yankees) just in case anyone at all cared what he thought (which no one does). He also takes an attempt at being punny by calling Progressive Field "Regressive" Field. If it was up to Belle, however, the Indians would probably be playing at Aggressive Field.
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In the article's words, "I have no idea why he calls me."