We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
Corey Crawford deserves to advance to round 2, the rest can go home
The level of clutchness cannot be measured, but unfortunately the final score can
I cant watch sports movies because they are fake, sports are real. Thats the point
Anyone who questions why sports even exists, the answer is simple. If they didnt, men would still compete, probably to the death. This way there at least exists rules
This is also why most women do not, and really should not get sports. The only thing they really need to compete for is the right sperm(not to graphic i hope)
Catharsis is probably not the best way to manage stress, especially with fragile things around..but
Playoff sports is like watching the greatest horror movie ever with a plastic bag over your head while while getting kneed in the groin. All the pepto in the world wont do you any good
For 10 years i had no clue what good hockey was, because i never saw it. Thanks to Kane and Toews, i now do
And no, i am not shaving off this beauty. It's too sweet!
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