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Ryan Perrilloux suspended? No f-ing way

Remember when Ryan Perrilloux helped LSU win the national championship in 2007 as a backup QB and was suppose to take over the helm and lead LSU to a second title. All was right with college football, or it should have been until Perrilloux decided to single handedly ruin the entire football season for being retard. In his short time at LSU, Perrilloux was questioned in a federal investigation, probably involving drugs. Then he was arrested for using a fake ID to enter a riverboat casino. Then he got into a fight at a New Orleans nightclub. Along with missing class, meetings, and practice, he got busted for pot and was finally kicked out of LSU. It got so bad, that Les Miles decided it would be a better idea to start a Harvard transfer, than Ryan Perrilloux. Nice going retard

Ryan transferred to Jacksonville St University in order to show NFL scouts he has the tools to play that he showed at LSU. He had a successful season last year going 8-3 with 2000 passing yards and 19 TDs. This year has not gotten off to a great start. Dude is already suspended for the first game of the season against Georgia Tech. How stupid to you have to be to get suspended by Jacksonville St? Matt Jones got busted for cocaine in Jacksonville and wasn't even suspended until a year later, cause what happens in Jacksonville, well no one cares cause it's Jacksonville. But Perrilloux has perfected the art of pissing people off and is now on the bench once again.

To play football, you have to follow the rules. Ryan doesnt follow the rules so obviously he does not want to play D1 football. Then why does he just not quite college, go snort whatever it is people snort, get thrown in jail, get raped in jail, get released only to end up back in the slammer again within the year, and repeat the cycle forever. You know, just like every other southern redneck

Josh Hamilton has been a bad boy

Someone has been holding on to photos of Josh Hamilton partying hard at an ASU bar while preparing for baseball season. Clearly, he came off the wagon yet again by drinking excessively the entire night, supposedly asking where he could buy cocaine, and going to a local strip club from the bar. Here are some of the pics released this morning of Hamilton partying it up with some of the bartenders. It seems like his wedding ring slipped off with all that whip cream

There's a reason Vince Young scored a 6 on the Wonderlic

Vince Young had a relatively normal childhood. Relative to an under aged indonesian prostitute that is. Stories have been coming out about the harsh conditions Vince was forced to endure under his crack/cocaine addicted loser of a mother. He describes how every night at the Young household was a "party". A crack smokey orgy of a party and everyone in Texas was invited. Young would look through the peep whole, a la Erin Andrews, into the living room at night only to witness the sight of his mother strung out like a college freshman on spring break, minus the fun. If I had to live under those conditions, I too would run really fast and would never have learned to read.