Ryan Perrilloux suspended? No f-ing way

Lawrence Phillips represent

Remember when Ryan Perrilloux helped LSU win the national championship in 2007 as a backup QB and was suppose to take over the helm and lead LSU to a second title. All was right with college football, or it should have been until Perrilloux decided to single handedly ruin the entire football season for being retard. In his short time at LSU, Perrilloux was questioned in a federal investigation, probably involving drugs. Then he was arrested for using a fake ID to enter a riverboat casino. Then he got into a fight at a New Orleans nightclub. Along with missing class, meetings, and practice, he got busted for pot and was finally kicked out of LSU. It got so bad, that Les Miles decided it would be a better idea to start a Harvard transfer, than Ryan Perrilloux. Nice going retard

Ryan transferred to Jacksonville St University in order to show NFL scouts he has the tools to play that he showed at LSU. He had a successful season last year going 8-3 with 2000 passing yards and 19 TDs. This year has not gotten off to a great start. Dude is already suspended for the first game of the season against Georgia Tech. How stupid to you have to be to get suspended by Jacksonville St? Matt Jones got busted for cocaine in Jacksonville and wasn't even suspended until a year later, cause what happens in Jacksonville, well no one cares cause it's Jacksonville. But Perrilloux has perfected the art of pissing people off and is now on the bench once again.

To play football, you have to follow the rules. Ryan doesnt follow the rules so obviously he does not want to play D1 football. Then why does he just not quite college, go snort whatever it is people snort, get thrown in jail, get raped in jail, get released only to end up back in the slammer again within the year, and repeat the cycle forever. You know, just like every other southern redneck

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just like every other southern redneck? I went to school with Ryan... Your right about the fact he is a retard. But not ever SOUTHERN is a redneck. You should brush up on the terms used in the South my friend.

Anonymous said...

You should really learn more about sports before you decide to write about them. Perrilloux plays for Jacksonville State in Jacksonville, AL. Matt Jones played for the Jacksonville Jaguars in Jacksonville, FL. Not even the same state. By the way, Perrilloux currently has the highest QB rating of any college QB in any division.

Anonymous said...

I went to high school with Ryan and kept in touch with him while at LSU. You see the story goes as such: Nick Saban recruited Ryan not Les Miles. Nick Saban who was a defensive minded coach wanted a dual-threat qb to lead his offense, not Russell or Flynn. Ryan was #1 qb coming out of high school. He 1st committed to Tx. bcoz his coach advised him that this was the same wide open style of offense we ran at esjhs. But Ryan like many other kids wanted to stay close to home and at that time Russell and Flynn were not starters/redshirted. Les Miles was thrilled to get Ryan, but on signing day Ryan said that Russell was inconsistent and that he was flat out better than Flynn and he believed that he would be the starter. Miles immediately got Ryan a publicist and said that he could not speak directly to the media bcoz his comments could interfere with team issues. So they got off on the wrong foot. Ryan never had been benched. I was two grades ahead of him. When he was in 9th grade he was our starting qb. Miles, coming from okla st. did not want a dual threat qb he wanted a pocket passer. Russell and Flynn were both talented and mature so why not start them. This was Ryan's 1st time dealing with major career adversity as an adult. As you've noticed he didn't handle it well. The first incident was the federal investigation involving a counterfeit 20 dollar bill, not drugs. the story has the entire parish under investigation. Ryan had no need to use a fake 20 even i've been given a fake 10 from popeyes. Now the incident at the casino was just a kid being stupid. Anyone else, it would have never made news, but it was still stupid!!! the fight in Baton Rouge near campus was an issue of a guy disrespecting him. in front of his girl. Unlike the two who were kicked off the team for going back to the club to fight Ryan didn't go back. Either way still stupid bcoz Ryan didn't realize that the guy wanting to fight had nothing to lose and he had everything to lose. Finally he gets busted for failed drug test. Ryan says for over the counter medicine containing ephedra, others say marijuana, i don't know. Be that as it may you know just as i that a vast majority of ALL college football players have or does smoke weed at sometime throughout their college careers, to be fair they are also a lot who have not cheifed. miles gave Ryan chances but maybe he felt as if Lsu needed him. Jarrett Lee didn't help matters. Oh and his father passed away during the time of his missing classes and team meetings. Ryan is to blame for a lot but Hopefully he can redeem himself. Not hating on your blog guys just want to be fair.

Anonymous said...

id rather be a southern redneck than a pussy obama lovin yankee

Anonymous said...

As I'm concern, we all make mistakes,have been acused in some way or other for something we may or may not regret. However we are human beings here on earth to grow to become descent people from our mistake that's what God wants from us after what he has done for us, some have the ability to make it to the next levels, some don't, but if you have the ability, make mistakes, correct them before it's to late. Good luck Ryan. You'll always be LSU!!! I am out! Coushatta High '91 #34

Anonymous said...

just another spook who is unable to assimilate into polite society.