Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

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Awesome Chicago Rap Stealing

Obvious sampling from "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga and "Whatever You Like" by T.I. with references to "I Love College" by Asher Roth and "Blame It" by Jamie Foxx and T-Pain [Sidenote: because of stupid auto-tune, I thought T-Pain sang all of "Blame It"]

Yet despite "stealing" from four artists in a three minute song, the lyrics are actually really good