Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Funniest 2 minutes in the history of time

I've never laughed this hard, ever. This kid is either coming home from the doctor's or just watched a certain 30 second clip from the super bowl

3 comments:

David "MVP" Eckstein said...: Look at the influence Michael Phelps is having over our children! We must ban Michael Phelps. Won't anybody think about the children?; February 3, 2009 at 5:28 PM
Adam Kaplan said...: I think you must be on drugs to think this clip is funny. Also, how is this sports related?; February 4, 2009 at 12:48 AM
The 'Bright' One said...: considering i saw that video in a public place and literally had to put both hands over my mouth so not to make a scene, i'd thought it was funny.

and jeff actually understood it was phelps related, i bet he destroys the logic section of the lsat; February 4, 2009 at 2:07 AM