Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Pissed Off, Pissed On

How did we miss this story?

7 comments:

Adam Kaplan said...: There's no fucking way this story is real; February 8, 2009 at 10:53 PM
saBEERmetrics said...: *It is real; February 9, 2009 at 12:37 AM
David "MVP" Eckstein said...: It is real, actually; February 9, 2009 at 12:38 AM
The 'Bright' One said...: It's very real. he didnt even get mad, just left; February 9, 2009 at 1:42 AM
David "MVP" Eckstein said...: told you; February 9, 2009 at 1:57 AM
Cubsfan4evr said...: Who cares? That's why the story was missed.; February 9, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Adam Kaplan said...: hahaha touche Cubsfan4evr; February 9, 2009 at 12:12 PM