Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

The Worst Time of the Year

Right now, baseball season hasn't started yet and the Super Bowl has recently ended. That means there's no football and no baseball. That also means no fantasy sports! Ugh, What am I going to watch now!? I think I'm going to actually have to start doing my homework. Shit.

3 comments:

The 'Bright' One said...: jeff and i just spent 2.5 hours doing a mock live auction draft.; February 12, 2009 at 12:45 AM
Cubsfan4evr said...: Baseball season is almost here! As "The Bright One" said we can start getting ready for fantasy baseball. You can never start too early. You can start drafting leagues already I think and spring training hasn't even started yet. It seems to get earlier and earlier each year.; February 12, 2009 at 12:56 AM
David "MVP" Eckstein said...: We need to get Irwin in on our Fantasy Auction action. If you were to Auction 2x a week at 2 hrs a pop, you'd waste almost a day and a half before baseball season started just drafting!; February 12, 2009 at 1:32 AM