Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Porn and the Super Bowl, best 1-2 punch ever

Wait, wait, it was male porn. Oh no!

By far the most disturbing story i've ever heard in my life. Some people in Arizona watching the SB on comcast cable were shown 30 seconds of male porn instead of the replay of larry fitzgerald's second touchdown catch. The Arizonians were not pleased, though the funniest response was

"Yeah, well they interrupted my porn movie with 30 seconds of super bowl action. Nothing quite so disgusting as full-frontal football. Yeech. — Rowan D. (RowD1), February 1,2009 @ 8:58PM

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2 comments:

David "MVP" Eckstein said...: By far, the best line in this article is:

"For those Cardinals fans who claimed that Larry Fitzgerald's fourth-quarter touchdown catch was better than sex, they got a quick chance to compare."

I ROFLed hard; February 3, 2009 at 1:10 AM
David "MVP" Eckstein said...: Also, you deserve a medal for two back-to-back utterly hilarious posts; February 3, 2009 at 1:12 AM