Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Baseball Tennis

4 comments:

David "MVP" Eckstein said...: That was fucking cool; February 27, 2009 at 1:17 PM
Adam Kaplan said...: That was pretty sweet but I have a hard time believing that was truly authentic; February 27, 2009 at 4:16 PM
Cubsfan4evr said...: How could they fake doing that? I am sure they practiced it and had it rehearsed, but it was still cool!; February 27, 2009 at 5:05 PM
The 'Bright' One said...: it is fake. end of conversation.

do you think lebron can hit 5 straight fade away 80 foot shots? or vick throwing the ball 300 yards out of the stadium?

i'm sure these are real too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoYbevFvWg8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F2d7M4Lbmw&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEKlzwi_G5Y&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWztdK2ZeLM&feature=related; February 27, 2009 at 6:34 PM