Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names

NOTE: Last UPDATED on 4/15/11

Latos Intolerant
Dude Looks Like An 80
No One Man Should Have All That Mauer
Derek Holland’s OPS
The Scioscial Network
Morneau After Pill
Explosive Renteria
LaPorta Pottie
Votto-erotic Asphyxiation
Sweet 'n Mauer Sauce
Choo Girls, One cup
2 Burrells, 1 Cup
I Don’t Practice Renteria
Domi Arigato Mr. Delgado
The Randy Winners
WHIPlashed
The Good The Vlad and The Uggla
The Price Is Wright
Lugo My Eggos
Cust in the wind
I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my Pujols (Beavis and Butthead reference)
Third Degree Byrnes
The Chan Ho Trailer Park
Joaquim Benoit Balls
Jay Bruce Almighty
We Kill You Before Youkilis
Good Morneau America
You Say Tomato, I Say Tabata
Take Maholm Tonight
Tejada They Come, Tejada They Fall
Gagne Withaspoons
Lawn Mauers
Victorino is Mine
Insane Clown Posey
Cano U Didn’t
Next of Kinsler
Hasidic RBIs
Cuddyer Straits
I Feel Randy after I Winn
Kinsler's List
Ianetta U A Sweater
Huston we have a problem
Vernon Down the House
Just Doumit
Duchscherer Bags
Joba Doba Dooooo
Grace's Slump Busters
Ned Yost Infections
Sexual A-Saltalamaccia
Grant Ball Four
Bartolo Colonoscopy
Aaron Harangitang
Bartolo Cologne
Paul Molitor Lizard
Fukudome? Fukudoyou!
Personal DeJesus
The Stench Of Bartolo's Colon
Sperm Dempster
Soria Bout The Herpes
Take It In The Pujols
I'm Chuck James, Bitch!
Brains Before Braun
Porn Maggs
Jeter Jeter, Pumpkin Eater
Delusions of Granderson
Honey Nut Ichiros
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Fielder
Swish or Swallow?
Happy Halladays
Ellsbury Doughboys
The Braun Supremacy
Green Eggs and Hamilton
Millar Time
You Don’t Mess with the Johan
It Byrnes When I Peavy
Pedroiaphile
RBI'd 4 Her Pleasure
McGlovin
WHIPs & Chains
For What It's Werth
Black Sabathia
While My Guitar Gently Weeks
Magic Carpenter Ride
Don't Bring Me Downs
You Shook Me All Night Longoria
Johan Santana featuring Rob Thomas
Zack and Miri Make a Morneau
Jeters never prosper
Nomar Mr. Nice Guy
You Down with OBP?
Mahatma Gagne
Doumit and Doumiter
Well Dunn
Jizz In My Pence
Gagne West
Infante's Infants
FIP'ed In My Pants
Safe or Out. Make Your Joyce.
Votto You Doing?
Pedroia's Destroyas
Over the (Aaron) Hill
Do or Dye
Milton Bradley. Ages 8 and Under.
I Left My Heart In Ben Francisco
Garret Jones' Diary
FELIZ Navidad
C.Hamels Toe
A Priest, A Rabbi and A Minister Walk into Aybar
Hakuna Tejada
Napoli Dynamite
Miguel Should Have Called a Cab(rera)
Make Love, Not WAR
The Haren the Tortoise
Ellsbury My Heart At Wounded Knee
Thelma and Ruiz
Nightmare On Huston Street
Arod In Her Mclouth
Too Much Borbon, I'll Call A Cabrera
Stubbs Hub
O's Before Hoes
My Wieters Longoria Than Yours
The Devil Wears Prado
Inglourious Bedards
Inglorious Bastarados
Highway to Hellickson
Jews For DeJesus
Kershawcalypse
60 Feet 6 Inges
In Case Of Emergency, Use (Matt) Stairs
Hi Ho Silva
Kevin Cash Considerations
Angels Acquire Vernon Wells
Chone of the Dead
Heyward Jablowme
The Howie Kendrick Experience
Always Wear Clean Hunter Pence
Billy Beane is not My Lover
Farnsw0rthl3ss
Prom Night Dempster Babies
Tulowit 2 Quit
Huff the Magic Dragon
Bust A Capps in Yo Ass
From Dusk Till Braun
The Cahills Have Eyes

Which are your favorites?