Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

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4 comments:

Adam Kaplan said...: but he can hit a curveball?; March 19, 2010 at 12:56 AM
David "MVP" Eckstein said...: But Will he be like Ichiro and sacrifice power for speed?; March 19, 2010 at 3:00 AM
The 'Bright' One said...: 1) yes! super hand-eye, super bat speed, even has a chain for super adjustment

2) trotting around the bases d/n lower your speed score; March 19, 2010 at 11:02 AM
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