BIG IMPORTANT BASEBALL NEWS

According to the Chicago Tribune, Lance Neikro, the retired and very below average son of a slightly below average knuckleball pitcher (Joe) who just happened to be the brother of a much better knuckleball pitcher (Phil) is back in baseball. No longer as the 20% below MLB average first basemen we've all come to not know him as, however, but as a knuckleball pitcher!

In other news, no one cares.

1 comments:

Cubsfan4evr said...

This isn't new news. I read about it a few months ago.