Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Although I Was Gone For Like 12 Days...

1) Illinois deserves to be fucking ranked
2) My prediction of a Steelers/Eagles Superbowl seems to be coming to fruition
3) The White Sox still haven't made a move to address their key concerns
4) The Chicago Cubs still haven't made a move to address their key concerns- although they've added players (haha fuck you Cubs fans!)
5) Boerhs and Bernstein still blow
6) Mac, Yurko, and Harry still blow
7) The Milwaukee Bucs have a better record than the Bulls! WTF!?
8) I have really absolutely no idea what's going on in sports
9) You three post WAY too much- and that's coming from ME

2 comments:

Cubsfan4evr said...: I think it's funny you think we post too much! Your the one who usually posts more then everyone else.; January 18, 2009 at 7:43 PM
The 'Bright' One said...: You were gone? Really? News to ME.

That was my attempt at sarcasm like you did saying we post too much. Posting too much to a blog? Thats one of those oxymorons, right?; January 19, 2009 at 12:45 AM