We knew he's a douche, but not a dumb douche


Michael Phelps is in the news again. Instead of dating strippers, he's just doing drugs now. I dont have much problem with it, but the olympic committee just might, like not letting him swim in the olympics. At least he can retire early and go back to doing what he does best, being a douche

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David "MVP" Eckstein said...

Marijuana is scientifically proven to slow down your body's senses and impulses; if he is winning swimming races stoned, he deserves MORE medals, if anything