Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

The Antonio Cromartie Of Alley-Oops

The NBA court is 94 feet long. So lets call this a 90 foot bomb. Eat your heart out Tom Brady, theres a new playa in town

3 comments:

Adam Kaplan said...: please explain this title; February 16, 2011 at 7:41 AM
Dmitry said...: well cromatie set the record for longest kick return at like 109.9 yards, so this crazy long alley oop reminded me of that play

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAFTFkBK7vc; February 16, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Adam Kaplan said...: Gotcha

I keep forgetting that Antonio Cromartie holds the record and not a Chicago Bear; February 16, 2011 at 11:22 AM